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Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Role Play:)

Hola an buenos noches babes an gents:) For those that were wondering, my vag is okay. It bled a bit for the first couple of days, but I think we're good to go. I swear I don't think I've ever looked at my vag this much ever. *sigh* Saturday morning was a freak accident. I don't know how the fuck it happened, or how the fuck his dick was okay afterwards, but ehh...

OOOOH YEAH!!! Can someone please explain to me why all you guys are praising this man?!

"I need to meet this dude if he's puttin' it down like THAT."
"Oh my, he must be hung then!!"
"So have you talked to The Annihilator yet?"
"LMAO Blue Magic is the now the man of steel"
"Blue Magic must be green lol"
"He did that ass!"


Just blow his head up an give him all the credit lol. I bet if I broke his penis I wouldn't be getting cheered on dudes would probably be scared to fuck with me ever.
Then I'd never have sex again.
And I'd wind up alone for the rest of my life.
Aside from my 40 cats.

Let me not think such horrible thoughts.

Anyways that wasn't the point of this blog, I just wanted to give y'all an update on the Kit Kat lol.

I have been ready for my next issue since Saturday afternoon and tonight I was just thinking about all the things I'd LIKE to try or do, but then I realize that I don't know how if he'd be up for it or think I'm some sort of sexual deviant...I mean he probably thinks that of me anyways, but certain things I would normally do for other dudes without a second thought I find my self stopping and thinking "Should I?" and I never do it. Perfect example: I have no problem sending racy pics throughout the day to guys I'm talking to or seeing or w/e. And when I say racy, I don't mean a close up of the Kit Kat in all her pierced glory. I mean something like if I'm getting dressed in the morning and I want to send him a shot of me in some lacy boy shorts or something. I don't know if he'd be like "Mmm:)" or "Why'd you send that?" I JUST DON'T KNOW DAMNIT!!! I feel retarded cause I would tell myself if I weren't me (if that makes any sense) "Closed mouths don't get fed, you gotta ask". An I mean it's not like I haven't voiced my opinions before. Told him having sex more often wouldn't hurt. And we see how that turned out lol. SO idk maybe not getting what I wanted that one time has made me a little hesitant to ask anything else. Who knows...

And then I remember that you gotta keep things interesting. Not to say the sex is boring cause it's far from it, but eventually someone ends up getting bored/catching feelings or whatever so I was thinking of ways to keep it interesting. Cause let's be honest; you can only do so much in the backseat of a compact car. I thought about role play. I've never done it and I've always been curious about it...but I never wanted to do the cookie cutter ideas that everyone always talks about, you know like the nurse and patient, or the student and teacher. I reached out to some of you on twitter and this is what was suggested.

Joseph & Mary
Celie & Mista
Bo Peep & Woody
Cops & Robbers
Bank Robber & Teller
Boss & Employee...


The ladies who suggested the first two can kiss my ass lol. But the Boss & Employee one kinda tickles my fancy. All I need is a desk and a button down blouse. I can see it already...

Boss calls me into the office to tell me he just doesn't think things are gonna work out, and a distraught me, knowing good an well I need this job saunters over to his desk. I sit seductively on the edge of the desk with my legs between his and tell him how much this job means to me and how I'm willing to do anything to keep it. And I mean ANYTHING. Then theres so much I can do from there. Hop down an get on my knees an prepare him for some Grade A red lipstick head, or straddle him in his office chair, or have him stand up, I pull him in with my legs and he unbuttons my shirt and takes me on the desk. So many possibilities here...

I wanna do something like this with someone who's willing to do it with me.
Fuck now that I think about it...I could do the whole Massage Parlor fantasy. I'm good with my hands and who doesn't like a massage with a happy ending;) It incorporates my two favorite things; straddling and naked mensss.

...Hell, I'll even settle for the stripper and customer and give him the meanest lap dance ever.

Well what do you guys think I should do? Or you have any more suggestions for role play ideas? Or just wanna compliment Blue Magic on his dick some more shoot me an email @ AskMissSixxxty@yahoo.com

VICTORY

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Victoryyyy is miiiiiiiiiine.

Here goes nothing,
Miss Sixxxty, your very own freak of the industryy

Saturday, December 18, 2010

Shit Happens...

Babes an gents I am in a fair amount of pain.
You know those bedroom blunder stories you read in Cosmo? Well, I just became a statistic.
It had been going on two weeks since my last fix and I was going a lil' stir crazy.
I've been spending a lot of time with my family, and when I stayed at my aunt's house last night, I thought that since this was the last weekend before christmas and new year's eve that this was the deciding factor: drought or no drought?
I had to work an early morning shift the next day, so I set my phone on loud and knocked out around 12. My aunt comes home around 2:30ish and I'm talking to her in a half asleep daze. Something told me to check my phone. Sure enough, Blue Magic had texted me while I was asleep. For some reason my bitch ass phone would only vibrate when he texted me, even though it was on the loud profile.

BM: Wanna
of course I wanna you silly boy(:

He had texted me almost an hour ago and I was afraid that he had already went to sleep. So I asked if he was awake, pacing the house and cursing my stupid phone. He hit me back and yaaaaay *insert happy dance here* I was on my way to go get him.
But alas, some higher power was trying to prevent me from seeing him. As I approached the railroad crossing by his house a long ass train came thru. So I'm sitting in the drivers seat beating the steering wheel and cussing out the train for the other cars to see. FINALLY the train left and I picked him up. We decided to go back to the school we went to in the first Back Seat Action blog and we were off.

Got undressed from the waist down an before I hopped on he gave me a lil finger action to get ready. Then he stuck it in. I'm on top riding him as per my usual, and then I get into reverse cowgirl. We alternate between me riding an him thrusting. When I ride he likes me to go slow an deep. When he's thrusting I like him to go hard an deep. I sit between his legs and bounce my ass on his dick for a bit, then I open the sunroof, hold on, an let him take over. While I was between his legs he grabbed me by my hips and had me fuck just the tip of his dick. Something different, but he was diggin it. Then he went back to thrusting hard an fast and wouldn't you know it his dick slipped out. Generally when this happens I grab it an stick it back in without missing a beat. This time he was going so fast he didn't get a chance to stop himself. hen he slipped out his aim was off and when he thrust into me again he missed the target and stabbed me somewhere between my vag an my ass. That shit hurt like a motherfucker but being the slave to peen I am I was like fuck it, I'll deal with the pain when we're finished cause I want my fucking fix. We kept going until he stopped me an was like

BM: Hold on...I think you're bleeding
M: What the fuck??
BM: Are you on your period?
M: No I'm on the shot I don't get them


I looked back at him and his dick and the bottom of his shirt were covered in blood. I reached back there and sure enough my hand was covered in blood. So this pretty much meant the festivities were over for the evening. He asked me how my vag felt, and honestly I didn't feel anything at the time. I offered to take him home and I drove away with no pants on.
Then reality set in.
As I was driving I started feeling pain. I drive a stick so every time I switch gears my legs would shake. I got back to my aunt's house to check things out and to my horror I saw a gash near my vag. A bleeding gash.
 (EDIT: the first pic I had up wasn't an accurate one lol what I had originally drawn was a scratch. but when I checked it out today after I hopped out the shower I found my battle scar)
I obviously added the gash to show you where it was and about how big it was. Disregard that random scraggly line there...
Also, I don't think my vag gapes open that wide either.
At this point I'm paranoid. I call an advice nurse and try and see what I should do.

Nurse: Alright now, what seems to be the problem?
Me: ooooh god this is soooo embarrassing. *sigh* okay so me and my boyfriend (lies. couldn't let this lady know I'm just having casual sex with the same person. lol bf sounded better) were having sex...and he slipped out...and he uhhh...missed. And there's blood.
N: Well are you pregnant?
M: No...
N: On your period?
M: I'm on depo
N: Well what do you mean?
M: basically there's a bloody gash down there
N: Oh, bless your heart! Yeah uh, let's call the doctor and see what he says...

The doc decided I should pay a visit o the ER and I was off. Since I didn't have on any pants, I drove around town with a blanket around my waist and rain boots on. I called my friend to come with me to go, cause taking Blue Magic just woulda been weird. When I called my friend he asked me if I needed anything and idk what happened but I started bawling. For no reason like some sloppy drunk. Then I collected myself and we went to the hospital.
When we got in there was a girl who had been hit by a car, and she had packed gauze on her head and you could see a lot of blood. I felt bad for her=/ Once I was helped I had to explain what happened again to the receptionist, who was like "Don't even trip." Then the triage nurse escorted me to the back to take my vitals. And I had to explain to him what happened. When he asked me where it was exactly, I didn't know what to say. So I turned to my friend and asked him what's a polite word for asshole and the triage nurse was like "asshole works". Once we were done with the technical stuff he took me back to my room and brought me warm blankets:) and told me to undress and put on that ugly ass gown with the back out. Then ANOTHER nurse came in and was like "oh, the triage nurse told me a little bit of what happened, you wanna fill me in? Fine, craig david, I'll fill you in too. She handed me a pad and told me to take my undies off and to wait for the doctor.
Once the doctor came in to see me she asked me to explain to her what happened as well. omfg. After the explanations were done, I had to put my feet in the stirrups and get comfy. So she's down there poking around, and I'm trying my best to feel as comfortable as possible, and she's poking here and there asking if thats where it hurts. I just had sex, so my whole vagina is kinda sore ma'am. I tried to tell her he didn't rip my vag, so I said "A lil to the left and down some". Once she found the gash he spread it apart and was like "Oh, boy, he was a little off there wasn't he?" And she kept pressing her finger on it! Like OMG lady that hurts!!! Then she packed it with some gauze and gave me some Lidocaine to numb the gash. I was like okay no biggie, and she asked me if I had any babies. I answered no and she said what happened to me was similar to an episiotomy, aka when the cut the mom's vag to accommodate a baby with a fat head. "And they do it with scissors. Had your laceration been a little larger we woulda had to suture you up! And you would not enjoy that one bit" (that just gave me chills. OUCHIE!!!) After the Lidocaine was applied the nurse told me I couldn't take it with me because its a narcotic. WTF?! What am I supposed to use for pain while it's healing?! Then she told me no anal sex (which we don't have anyways), no vaginal sex until I feel better, and that I may want to take stool softeners because the strain may hurt me:( oh joy. Gathered my blankets and left the ER feeling somewhat better, and off to work I was headed.

When he woke up he asked me what happened, and I told him.

BM: oops. weird lol
M: Yes an kinda painful lol
BM: welcome lol
M: I had to explain how it happened to 6 different people last night
BM: "I was getting beasted and couldn't handle it. *Sigh*... (as in thats what I shoulda told everyone)
M: oh whateverrr that was all you lol
BM: I beasted you
M: No you stabbed me lol
BM: BEASTMODE
M: cheap shot
BM: KILLERINSTINCTS
M: killer instincts my ass.

I'm happy that he didn't get all weird an grossed out about it, his main concern as he just wanted to go clean his dick lol...but MY question is why didn't he break his penis?! Not like I want him to, that's like THEE last thing I want to have happen, but how the hell is he not injured?! He stabbed me pretty damn hard, and I bled. Meanwhile he slept like a baby, aside from us not getting to finish lol. I shoulda just kept my ass at home that night. But sex related injuries are bound to happen when you like it rough.

"Give it to me right, or don't give it to me at all." -Melanie Fiona

In case you were wondering, I do want to have sex again right this minute lol
PRISON GUARD

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Looks like fuuuuuuuun

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Ouchies,
Miss Sixxxty, your very own freak of the industryy

Thursday, December 9, 2010

Bedroom Olympics

Okay babes an gents so as you guys are aware, I'm still sleeping with Blue Magic. And I'm very content:)

But anywhore *Brian Bee voice* let me tell you about this past saturday

I took my friend to go get her vertical clit hood piercing, which will have me laughing for days.
She was freaked out the whole time, so much so that I had to hold her down.
But she did it and now she's happy with it, just like me:)
The piercer was telling her no sex for a week and she looked at me an said "Well shit you an Blue Magic didn't wait why the hell I got to??" And I politely told her I hadn't had sex for six months previous to that and there was no way I was gonna turn him down! Then she asked me if I was gonna see him later that night, and I remember telling her no one was gonna wait by the phone for him all night. I said "Watch; I'm gonna go home, get in the bed, get it nice an warm, and be half asleep when he hits me up."
Like clockwork, I get a text while I was sleeping in the bed.
And being the slave to peen that I am, I went to go see him.
Swooped him up and took him back to my aunt's house.
I finally found somewhere to fuck this man. Back seat action is nice, but I prefer a bed.
We get there, and he goes an waits in the room. I'm searching the house for an adapter to the radio so I can listen to my phone. Can't find one. I wanted music to be playing because someone else was there as well and I feel weird having people listening to me have sex. I go back in the room and I see he turned the tv off.

M: why did you turn the tv off?
BM: you ant it on? are you gonna watch tv or something?
M: no...I just want it on...
BM: you're being overly cautious...


I turn the tv on anyways and was frantically trying to find the music channels. I haven't had Comcast in years, so I forgot where they were and in my urgency I just put it on an informercial and turned the volume up. I turn around and see he's under the covers and I'm like get out. My aunt keeps that house hotter than hell, there's no reason to be under there. I pull the covers off and you already know he drill: hop on :)
I slowly start riding him, and he tells me to go to the top. I slide almost completely off and slide back on. Now, this does nothing for me, but I love that he loves it. He flips me over and takes off his shirt. This is how I know shit is about to get serious;) I wrap my legs around his waist and he starts pounding away. He starts off fast and then hits me with a few slow hard thrusts like he wants me to feel it hit the tip of my lungs.

BM: you like that?
M: ohmygawdyesssss


Oooh, how I wish he knew how much I loved it. Better than any drug. He leans back so that we look like a V and I start rolling my hips into him. Tells me to go slow, so he can see what I'm doing. I wonder if he noticed I got new clit jewelry. Hmmm...Switch into doggy and he starts killin. I'm trying my best to be quiet cause I don't wanna make the girl in the other room feel uncomfortable, but I tapped out. Couldn't hold it in anymore. Then he started smackin' my ass...and we all know how much I enjoy that. For some weird reason, when I got on top and started riding him, the bed started moving funny! It was hitting the wall and making hella noise, but I don't remember it doing that when he was on top! Oh well, I figured when the girl heard the bodies slapping she already knew what was going on, no sense in holding back now.
He got back on top, this time with my legs on his shoulders. He makes my legs shake when he does that...So hes on top, pressing my legs against his chest and I slooooowly slide off the bed. I have to stick my hand out on the ground to prevent us both from eating shit and potentially winding up in the E.R. with a sex related injury. Finally I get mine and get the warm sex flush over my body...then he gets his. And makes a mess on me. I tried to take him in my mouth but he stopped me. I get up and go to the bathroom to get some tissue to clean up and he's like, where are you going?

M: To clean up the mess you made. I'm messy.
BM: you really need to stop peeing on yourself.
M: shut. up.


I grab my tissue and head back to the bedroom, and I see he's dressed and sprawled across the bed. I walk over and straddle him, and I can feel he's not completely soft just yet. Wiggle my ass a lil' bit, and I get the reaction I'm looking for. He slaps my ass and tells me to go to sleep. Yeah yeah I'll go to sleep right after you put me to bed lol. I was about to give him head and he stopped me and says his dick is too sore. The one time I really REALLY wanna give you head and you stop me. UGHHHHH. As weird as it sounds I just wish he'd let me suck his dick. That is like the one thing that I can do for you without any help from you. That's my ego boost right there. Me giving you some Grade A head. But I guess I should be glad that he's not one of those dudes who forces my head down there and tries to choke me on their peen...He tells me to get on the ground, I get on all fours. He pushes my dress up and slides my panties down. He sticks a finger in an says "yeah you know that's what you want". He squats and I hop on top and dangle my legs on the outside of his and let him kill. He kept spreading my legs farther apart and it kinda hurt, so I leaned forward and started bouncing my ass on his dick. This time I didn't have to go slow. He took over and pushed me on my back. Legs back on his shoulder he stops and says he can't do it because I keep running. Normally I'd be mad but at the same time my aunt texted me and let me know she was outside.

While he's in the bathroom my aunt and her friend are laughing at me cause they know what just went on. She walks into her room and comments on how warm it is in there. He comes out the bathroom, introduces himself, and starts fucking with everyone. Meanwhile I'm searching for my car key. I walk by him and he says me and my aunt's friend's asses are about the same size, and how he thinks she looks good. I just stare at him and he asks me why I'm mad. I tell him I'm not mad. Then he asks if I'm his girlfriend. I answer no and he says so what's the problem. I coulda choked his ass right then an there lol.

Cut to 30 minutes later, STILL can't find my key, and I'm pissed. my aunt's friend leaves and then I discover that he had my key the whole time. I could have killed him. I went searching through the grass at 4 in the morning when it was below zero and he had my key the whole time!!! I think he had my key just so he could talk to my aunt's friend >_< We get in the car and go grab some tacos, where he asks me for a threesome with the friend. Niiiiiice try. We're driving down the street and he's looking at the blog I did on Mallory Rae. And he zooms in on a picture of a dick in her vag. Then says that looks like his dick an my vag. Kinda but not really, cause he says my vag is black, or purple because I'm black. Well look here SIR you've never looked at it that hard and I looked at it w/ a mirror it is most DEF not black or purple lol its dark pink if anything. So HAH. While we're in the taco shop he's just telling me what he wants to do with his life, why he thinks he's single, how he feels about school and the military. It was actually a pretty good convo. He's really smart. Then he asked me to tell him something about myself because "Aside from fucking you I don't know anything about you". Then he explains to me how to make money using the internet...And oh, would you look at the time it was 6:14! so we head to his house, and when we arrive we just chill in front of his house for a minute, and he tells me "I don't want you to think I'm saying this just because you write about me or because I'm coming down from being drunk, but your blog is really good, you're good at writing and telling a story."

Made me feel good, and slightly embarrassed that he reads my blog, But w/e lol.

I drop him off and make it home around 7, curl up in the bed and check fb once before I head to sleep. I have hella notifications on the last status I posted.

"My vagina feels amazing"

He hacked my fb when he was using my phone and posted this.
Not only does he like to fuck me, he likes fucking with me.
Ugh I hate him(:
I wonder what this weekend has in store for me...

GAME'S ON

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I just wish he'd let me suck his dick one good time...smh..

Miss Sixxxty, your very own of the industryy


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Saturday, December 4, 2010

Introducing...Mallory Rae!

Okay babes an gents so seeing as to how I've been a loser these past few days, I've been on my netbook more than usual. Apparently there was a misunderstanding between me and Blue Magic *side eye* but whatever, I ended up getting my issue slightly handled, so I can't complain TOO MUCH. All I'm gonna say is Kitty had a snack, and now she's ready for the main course. Because I have had the female equivalent of blue balls since Wednesday night.

I had the other day off, so I snatched up my friend and dragged him to the mall so I could see if Frederick's had anything that would tickle my fancy. As soon as I walk in I spy this mannequin with the most beautiful one piece bathing suit I had ever seen. I tried it on and it looked even more beautiful on me:) That suit was custom made for my body. As much as I would love to post a pic, the suit isn't available on the website. But anyways, you would think bathing suits would be on sale during the winter months. That bathing suit what 98 fucking dollars. For a one piece. I politely put it back on the hanger and lusted after it in my mind. That bathing suit will be mine. Bitches prepare to be outshone an jealous come next summer.

Anyways I posted the pic on twitter and some chick asked me where I got it. I told her where and she mentioned how she loved my blog. I love when people tell me they love it:) When I checked out her name I noticed she had the "xxx" following it. Generally when I see "xxx" that means they're some sort of adult film star. I got 5 kinds of excited and googled her. Mallory Rae Murphy was following me and she enjoyed my blog *insert happy dance here*. We chatted for a little bit, exchanged emails, and my interview with Miss Mallory will be coming soon:)
Most of you are probably scratching your head like :who the fuck is she and why have I never heard of her?"
Well, She's relatively new to the game. Here's her story.

Obviously, this here is Mallory lol. She's got that cute, girl-next-door look to her. She was born May 20th, 1991 (a year younger than me! crazyyy) in Dallas, Texas. Left home at 16, graduated from East Plano Senior High with two jobs. Hell, I'm in college and working "full time" (what my job considers full time and what the rest of America considers full time are two completely different things) and making ends meet are hard enough as it is. By chance, she started working at a topless bar, (which I hear didn't last too long. Jerky customers smh) which then led into adult films. While working her short stint at the club she met a man with some connections and the rest is history. To LaLa land!! She came to L.A. and shot her 1st scene with Fabio, err, I mean Evan Stone. You're probably like "Yaaaaawn...this is the story of EVERY porn star though. What makes HER so special?". Not so fast. I failed to mention that she graduated high school A VIRGIN. And proceeded to lose her virginity ON CAMERA to Mr. Evan Stone. And we all know how blessed he is...
What a way to lose your virginity! I know for me personally, losing it wasn't much of a big deal. I didn't feel like a new woman, I most certainly wasn't emotionally attached to the loser I lost it to. It was just sex. Once it was over I wanted more. And for her to lose her virginity on camera shows that it's not the life changing experience everyone makes it out to be.
For now, she's sticking to oral and vaginal, and when she gets bored with that then she'll move on to anal.
I go from not even knowing who this chick is to wanting to see all her films and see how she gets down.
I gotta take my as to the local sex toy shop and do my research.

Ahhh, this is a sweet gig...

She's done some work with Vivid, who is HUGE in the adult film world. They've released like every celebrity sex tape known to man. That's huge.
Glad to see she's doing something she enjoys, and not letting the opinion of others deter her.

From talking to her, she seems really down to earth, she's always talking to her fans, and she was nice enough to grant me an interview with her!
Follow her on twitter: @MalloryRaeXXX

Here's some flicks of her in action





She kinda reminds me of Megan Hauserman from "Rock Of Love"

Welp, stay tuned for part two babes an gents, I hope this has sparked your interests:) If there's anything you'd like to know about her, hit me up via my twitter or shoot me an email AskMissSixxxty@yahoo.com an I'll be sure to ask her:)

PUMP

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Ooooh, freak nasty. This one looks fun. But I would hope no one would walk in while I was doing this lol

Besitos,
Miss Sixxxty, your very own freak of the industryy

Monday, November 29, 2010

Turquoise Jeep Music!

Babes an gents I need a damn hobby to keep me occupied.
I've got my side hustle makin me a little bit of money here and there, most def not enough for my boobs tho. Then work sucks. And I've been feeling pretty shitty these last few days
But enough about that.
I need to stay upbeat. And this, my friends, is one helluva way to stay upbeat.

TURQUOISE JEEP MUSIC!!!
My friend @NYCNeef sent me a link to this video one day, the "Fried or Fertilized" video I posted a few blogs back, and I oddly became addicted. It was like a bad car accident. As horrible as it was, it was infectious at the same time. And the majority of their music has to do with my favorite past time, SEX! There's Flynt Flossy, who looks like a cross between Chance and Charlie Murphy. Whachamacalit, Yung Humma, a cross between Real and Pootie Tang; Slick Mahoney, your token white guy; and Pretty Raheem. And Tummi Scratch, the dude who makes all their beats. The music is catchy as hell, and each song has a dance to it. My fave of course is the "fried or fertilized" dance. So lemme not hold back and share the wealth.

STRETCHY PANTS

OR watch it here via mobile web

"She don't cook she don't clean"
"That bitch is lazy but them stretchy pants just drive me crazy wanna dirty dance like I'm Partick Shwazye


The song that started it all. I love my stretchy pants. And I'm pretty sure if you've seen me walking around in 'em you like em too. lol

FRIED OR FERTILIZED

OR watch it here via mobile web.

I would feel oddly uncomfortable if someone were to walk up to me in public and ask me this, I would politely answer that I like my eggs scrambled please, and move it right on along.
Idk what it is about this damn song that has me hooked, but it does. Could it be the jellyfish, Slick Mahoneys random cameo, or could it be that one lone strand of hair from Yung Humma's lacefront that didn't make it under the bandana?? Who knows?!

LEMME SMANG IT

OR watch it here via mobile web

Gotta focus mama you don't wanna get a cooch contusion.

To "smang" someone is a clever mash up of to bang someone and to smash someone.
Why didn't i think of that first? Hmm. I love this video solely because of Flynt Flossy's dancing skills. He kills me every time. I wonder how much they paid the girl in the black dress to sit there expressionless for the whole video. I mean you obviously wanted to be in the video you can look a little more enthused than that! I mean look at the other girl! She's all smiles:) and having a good ol' time.
And yes, that is Sir Tummi Scratch at the end of the video.
His lips kinda scare me...

CAVITIES

OR watch it here via mobile web

This song is pretty damn self explanatory. Idk what Pretty Raheem has going on with his chest hair, but I've learned not to ask questions about the Jeep anymore.

You can follow these guys on twitter @TurquoiseJeep, go to their website http://www.TurquoiseJeep.com and download their music off iTunes.
Now hat I have supplied you with the funnies for the day, hows about supplying me with some emails huh?
AskMissSixxxty@yahoo.com

I'm feeling a certain way about a certain someone that I have no business feeling that certain way about. What to do, what to do...
Rehab maybe.
I don't know...

JELLYFISH

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Me likey. Me likey A LOT. Now...all I need to do is find a willing participant. Can't have a repeat the terrible drought of '10.

Peace, Love, and Chicken Grease
Miss Sixxxty, your very own freak of the industryy.

Friday, November 26, 2010

Its Over.

That's it babes an gents.
Blue Magic cut me off cold turkey, and I don't even know why.
It's crazy how you can do everything right, yet things still go to shit.
I kept telling myself that man was too good for his own good.

Basically he hit me up around 3:30 a.m., and I was sleeping with the phone on vibrate.

3:35 a.m. "You awake?"
3:47 a.m. "Sleeping then"


So naturally when I woke up I texted him back an was like yeah I was sleeping, maybe next time.
No answer.
Told him happy thanksgiving.
No answer.
I have all my contacts linked in my phone to twitter and fb. And as I was going through my phone book I noticed his picture wasn't there.
Sure enough I go to fb and that dickhead deleted me.
I didn't comment on all of his statuses, flood his timeline or rape his wall or none of that shit. But I was still somewhat hopeful.

Told him I was house sitting for my aunt again.
No answer.

I texted him that I was house sitting around 12, and this time I kept my phone on loud so I could hear it. I got several texts throughout the night, none from him.
So here I sit, dumbfounded as to what the fuck I could have possibly done to piss him off so much.
I know I delete his number when he pisses me off, but then he'll text a few hours later and it's all good.
Deleting me on fb was childish as fuck.
But then again, when I delete someone on fb that means I'm severing all ties with you.
But you would know long before then that I didn't like you, it wouldn't come as a surprise.
So what, are you mad that I didn't answer you that one night? I know of two mutual friends who knew about our situation and they wouldn't say shit anyways.

If something was bothering you, then say something. Don't be a little bitch and play childish ass mind games. Tell me you got a girlfriend. Tell me you're bored. Say SOMETHING. And if my not answering you back is the reason for your little tantrum, then thats stupid as hell and you know it. Especially when you had me drive across town to someones house just to pass out and have me drive home empty handed. I still hit you up the next day and handled my business.

Looks like another drought has welcomed me for the holidays.
Whoop-de-fucking-doo.

Someone send me some encouraging emails to cheer me up.
And my cheer me up, I don't mean send me dick pics or try to take Blue Magics place either.
AskMissSixxxty@yahoo.com

Now let me not be a bitch and stoop to his level and wish ill will upon him.
I hope he finds what he's looking for.

SPOONS

Courtesy of SexInfo101.com.
For those of you who are still having sex, enjoy

Miss Sixxxty, your very own freak of the industryy

Sunday, November 21, 2010

S&M An Tacos

Good Sunday babes an gents. It's always nice to wake up with a smile on your face an Boz Scaggs on the radio.

Last week I got my issue a little earlier than expected, which was nice:) It was a Thursday and I was just at home chillin' and Mr. Blue Magic hits me up (I have finally settled on a nickname I like. If you don't know what Blue Magic is, then go watch American Gangster and get back to me). I love how casual our convos are:

Blue Magic: trying to get it in?
Me: Always
BM: roll through
M: on my way
BM: kk
M: come outside


We get it in in front of his house again, an this time when he asks me if I want him to finish on my face he pulls out in time. But I decided I wanted to take him in my mouth, which was a pleasant surprise for him. We sit an chat about his day, all the while I'm trying to figure out where I'm gonna spit. When he leaves I'm relieved because I had a mouth full of spit an cum, an wasn't able to talk anymore. I get home an realized I didn't wipe all the cum off my face, because I had some dried on my chin.

"Mom that's drool"
yikesss

Cut to last night.
I landscaped a few days ago, and I was a little irked that he hadn't hit me up. It seems like whenever I landscape no one is around to see it, they only come around to see me when its growing out. So I was like fuck that, I spent waaaaay too much time in the shower doing this, he is GOING to see!! I hit him up on a whim around 12. No answer. I don't know if I was mad about not getting any, or the fact that I potentially landscaped for nothing. What's a girl to do?? It was either Reader's Digest or self soothing. Welp, off to Porn Hub! About two minutes into my video around 2 am he finally answers me back. So I throw on some clothes an head out. When I get in the car he tells me that he isn't at home, but across town in West Bum Fuck. I suck my teeth an go anyways cause I want some. As I'm driving I have him texting me his whereabouts every two seconds. I can't answer cause I'm on the freeway an the roads are wet, and he's also irking me with the "where r u" texts lol. I get off the freeway and head to the cross streets he gave me, just for him to tell me he gave me the wrong ones an that I just passed him. I bust a bitch an as I'm waiting for a green light I see him take off across the street towards my car. If I didn't know any better I woulda thought I was gettin car jacked!
He hops in the car an he's like "Let's go get some food". We go to this little taco shop, and I swear I felt like I was in Little Mexico. I know the latin club had just let out so it was PACKED. He goes to order the food an I'm sittin at a table. After he orders the food he moves us to a different table.
With all his friends.
Who happen to be celebrating someone's birthday.
Remember I said I just threw on some clothes. So I'm with all these strangers looking like a ghetto rainbow, wishing I was in my backseat already. Everyone is eating and laughing and I'm just thinkin "when are we gonna leave??? I end up eating one of my two tacos an he steals a part of my other taco. His friend looks at him an is like why are you stealing people's food? He informs him "This is my girl. So it's okay" His friend asks if he paid for it an I look at him, cause I paid for it. I said "Well, he ordered it!" and he continues eating.
Once everyones finished eating an getting ready to leave he looks at me an says "Are you wet?" An I just stare at him, cause people were still around. Crazy ass.

We get into the car an he asks me if I just wanna stay on this side of town. Might as well. We're trying to find somewhere to park, and the only places hes picking have street lights. We settle on a spot and hop in the back seat. Since I watched that video beforehand I was already ready. Slid down an he instructed me to go sloooow. So I did. Up and down, he grabs my ass, picks it up an lets it go. Then he pushes me up against the front seat (we looked kinda like a V) an I start grinding on him. This is where the piercing comes in handy:) He switches an gets on top, and I'm trying to hold his shirt out the way an he just takes it off. I like naked sex better anyways lol. He's on top diggin deep, an I can't do anything but dig my nails in his back. I flip over an he tells me to get on the floor so he can hit from the back, smackin' my ass an askin me if I love his dick all the while. He should know the answer to that by now:)
This isn't workin so we get out the car, naked in some strange neighborhood. I get on all fours with my face damn near in the gutter. He's hittin all the points, but because we're outside I can't say anything. He snatches me up by my bun, making me arch my back into him. He yanks me up an grabs my throat. He has no idea what this does to me. Uuuuuuuugh. Choking, spanking, hair pulling I love it all. He stops, pulls out, rips the condom off an keeps going. Guess he didn't like the way they felt lol. I get up, dust my knees off an get back in the car. I hop on an start riding away, sucking on his neck. He returns the favor an starts sucking on my neck. The feeling of him thrusting while getting my neck sucked on at the same time way waaaay more than enough for me. That is the BEST feeling in the world, by far. I'm bouncing on his dick, and at this point I want him on top. So I get on my back an have him get on top. Legs closed, knees together, pressed against his chest he starts drilling away. One hand, two hands on my throat an I beg him not to stop. He starts thrusting harder and I start drifting away. Getting choked when you're about to come, the feeling is like taking drugs. It's an incredible high. He stops choking me an grabs my boobs really hard, and I pull his hair, massage his scalp with my freshly manicured nails. He starts grunting, which lets me know he's close. I demand that he finishes in my mouth so he pulls out and I take him in, just swirling my tongue around the tip. Once I think he's finished I pull out, an *GASP* I had no choice but to swallow.

This man is making me go against everything I believe in. Smh. Lol

I chase it with a Smirnoff Sour Apple Bite an we just lay back there catching our breaths.

BM: FUUUUCK!!
M: what?
BM: you!
M: I try:)


He slaps me on the ass an says he's ready to go when I am. I'm still trying to catch my breath. He looked at me an informed me that his dick was sore.
Look, buddy, after dealing with you I can't even properly wipe myself for DAYS. So don't tell me YOU'RE sore. You're not the one walking funny the next day.
I get dressed, an hop in the front seat. He passes out in his boxers, with his hand in em. It was cute. I took the long way home an let baby sleep, cruisin all the way there. Sippin' on my Smirnoff an listenin to the radio it was a nice little drive. When I pull up to his house he's still in a coma. I hop in the back, kiss him on the cheek an tell him we're here. I give him his stuff, an head home. I get in bed, all smiles, smellin like his cologne. Something about smelling like him puts me to sleep. Its nice.


I hope you guys have a nice turkey week:)
Here's some homework to help you burn off some of those post thanksgiving calories

FUSION

Courtesy of SexInfo101.com.
This is how we get down in the backseat. I like it I hope you will too:)

Emailssssss tooooooo AskMissSixxxty@yahoo.com

Have a nice day:)
Miss Sixxxty, your very own freak of the industryy

Sunday, November 7, 2010

Feelin' Frisky

Babes an gents, good morning and good day, depending on where you are.
I was originally gonna blog about strippers vs. their customers and who the bad guy REALLY is, double standards an all that, but then I got that phone call...well, duty calls! So I will be posting that blog another day. Right now I gotta break down last night.

Last night I spent the evening watching movies onDemand, as all my Saturday evenings seem to turn out, and I was going stir crazy. No one responded to my texts all day, FB was wack, Twitter was dead, and there weren't any movies I wanted to see onDemand that I hadn't already seen.
Just as I was about to call it a night I got a simple one word text that made my mood do a 180.

"fix?"

Fuck yeah! He told me to meet him at 1:30 but I was a little confused with the time change an all. I just figured he would call. So I hurry up an get ready, sneak out (because I have to do things like that in this house) and I swooped him up around 1:20ish. We pull up across the street from his house, and I already know the drill: lights off, hop in the backseat an hop on:)
For some reason, anytime I see him sitting there with his dick out telling me to get on, I just fucking lose it. It's great lol. What a coincidence that while I was sliding down his pole E-40's "Slidin Down The Pole" was playing in the background. He decides to help me along by grabbing my hips an pushing me down. He tells me to go slow, so up an down, around an around I go. Up almost all the way to the top, and back down. I heard nothing compares to the feeling of penetration for a man, so that would explain the slow part. As a woman, I like fast rough fucking. So I stop and let him take over.

SIDEBAR: In my past back seat action experiences, the dudes were very vanilla in comparison to him. They sit there while I ride, get on top, and/or have me get on all fours facing the door with them behind. Now, my regular, on the other hand, will prop himself up on my center console an the seat, or the head rest or w/e and start pounding away.

Which is why he's the only one allowed in my backseat:)


I'm getting tossed back and forth, and then we spin around and he gets on top. I put one leg on the back window an one leg on my seat belt and had him go at it. He stops an tells me to get out the car. I just look at him, wondering where I'm going. So I hop out the car, thinking he's just gonna stand up outside the car like last time...nope. He grabs my pajama bottoms, lays em on the ground an tells me to get down. "Trying something new tonight" New indeed. Now I've had sex outside, but not in the middle of a neighborhood! But w/e I didn't care at that point, so I got all fours, stuck my ass in the air an arched my back. He looks at my ass an bites it. I loooooove getting my ass bit on, why, idk. Don't judge me. My ass starts tingling and He's grabbing my hips an slammin me back and I see a car down the street. It turns before I even have time to react but seeing that car made me that much hornier. I'm on all fours, legs together, an he slides his hands down my thighs an pushes them apart. Okay okay, I'm diggin it. Then he grabs me by the neck an pulls me back so my head is on his shoulders. Light choking + good sex = great orgasm.
We get back in the car an continue with the rough sex. He sits in the middle seat, opens his legs wide, sits me on top an hangs my legs on the outside of his legs an man...Gents that's a g-spot stroking position right there. Take notes. He grabs my thighs an my hips an whatever else he can grab. An he grabs em hard. He gets back on top with my legs folded against his chest...

I can't even focus on this damn blog right now tryin to recap last night. Good shit.

So he's on top an I wrap my legs around his waist to pull him in deeper an I grab his shoulders to bring him down to me. Wrapping my legs around him lets me control how deep he goes. An I wanted him to hit rock bottom.
By now it is beyond fucking hot in this car, sweat drippin off his body, my car smells like warm vanilla sugar an whatever cologne he was wearing. He lays down an when I get on top I take my shirt off. (With all my piercings FINALLY back in I must say I have the cutest little torso lol) He sits up an bites me on the boob an I lay on top an start riding him. First slow, then speedin things up a lil bit. I grab him behind the neck an let him know that I do, in fact, love his penis lol...The things people say when they're having sex...smh. I spin around into reverse cowgirl an once again I perform my ass off. Finally, he sits in the middle again, I sit between his legs an lean between the two front seats an start bouncing away on his dick. That's what put him over the edge. He asked me if I wanted him to cum on my face an I said yeah, but I guess it felt so good he couldn't stop. I hop off an sit next to him, he looks at me an says:

Him: "Don't have my fucking kids."
Me: "No worries. No bastards."


He grabs my pj's an wipes himself off, I apologize for not having any wet wipes handy this time, I give him his things an he walks across the street with no pants on.

Once he's gone, I'm still laying in the backseat with my vag pounding like a migrane trying to catch my breath. He sends me a thanks text an I look at the time: 1:17. WTF?! I was trippin because I knew that it lasted quite a while, then I remembered stupid fucking daylight savings time. We got down for about an hour. Can you say one happy camper? So I sat in my car for about 10 minutes, then realized I needed to drive home because I was tired as fuck, and I couldn't just post it in front of his house. So I get dressed, and pull off. I don't even make it home an I'm pulling over to rest again. I lay in my car listening to music an he goes "Sorry if your pussy is sore" an I'm thinkin oh no, don't be sorry:) I'm hungry! Off to Carl's Jr.!

Big Carl (The actual burger this time) an fruit punch in hand, I drive home hoping no one is awake. There's no way I can explain why my once straightened hair is now on the verge of becoming an Angela Davis-esqe afro an why I smell like I just stepped out of an Old Spice commercial. Luckily no one was. Smashed on my burger, then gravity set in an my vag started hurting AGAIN. And I knocked the fuck out.

Good shit if I do say so myself. Good day SIR.

Cut to this morning. Hop in my car to go to the grocery store in the pj's I wore last night an a hoodie covering my fucked up hair. I notice that I can't find my cherry thong. And there's a men's magazine that he left in the front seat. Thank god my mom didn't steal my car cause she had just ridden (or is it rode?) in the car the night before when we went to the movies.
Pull up to the grocery store an find my undies shoved under the passenger seat. Yesss.
Then I look down at my pants. Either there was a shitload of ketchup on the ground or I rolled over a small family of frogs. I have a lot of unidentifiable red smears that weren't there when I left the night before. I expected to find a lil white stain here or there, but this is kinda freaky.

Long, yes, I know. But I also know you guys like details.
Anything you needa tell me can be directed at AskMissSixxxty@yahoo.com
Please an Thank You.

TEASPOONS

Courtesy of SexInfo101.com.
This is what we were doing outside, when I tried to explain how he pushed my legs out. The pic explains it waaaaaaaay better lol

Deuces.
Miss Sixxxty, your very own freak of the industry

Monday, November 1, 2010

Miss Sixxxty Update:)

Babes an gents I've been gone faaaaar too long.
I am back:)
No stories to really tell tho:(
Halloween = uneventful.
And by uneventful, I mean I didn't get laid:(
Things have just come to a screeching halt and I am NOT pleased to say the least!
But at the end of the day I have no control over another persons decisions, so I just have to mope around and be mad.

Stage 5 Grenade alert.
This man.
I've had sex with him before yes. But as of late I don't really wanna have sex with him now.
Its not that I don't like him or the sex wasn't good, idk I just don't wanna bone him. And I made the mistake of telling him I'd meet up with him.
Because later that night I got tired an wasn't tryna deal with his mess. Let me tell you how the night went.

Missed calls:
10:31 p.m.
10:48 p.m.
10:49 p.m.
11:14 p.m.
11:40 p.m.
11:54 p.m.

Text Received: 10:56 p.m. "Whats up"
Text Received: 11:43 p.m. "DAMN U ASLEEP OR???"

Today.

Missed calls:
11:31 a.m.
3:15 p.m.
and an unknown call around 10 p.m.

Text Received: 10:10 p.m. "Whats up"

Not to mention I have 3 unheard voicemails from him.
Now see why can't this be the person I actually want?? Dudes that I wanna bone hella bad, I don't go blowin their shit up like some psycho ex-girlfriend, I send just one text. If they don't respond, then I assume they're busy and I move on. I don't send those annoying "???" texts because 10 times outta 10 they received my text they just have yet to answer.
So all these damn phone calls have kinda turned me off.
Like dude, I understand that your girlfriend is outta town an you have the house to yourself. Truth be told, I don't wanna fuck you in her bed again. Kinda creepy. But that's no reason to go all bug-a-boo on me!

Back to the person I actually want. Welp. They're M.I.A.

Babes, don't ever let a booty call know they have crack dick. They will hold that shit against you and use it against you too. And you need to have the upper hand in that situation.
I cracked under pressure and now I have lost the upper hand. And I'm paying for it, sadly.
Let's hope this isn't the beginning of another drought.
I will literally check myself into rehab if I suffer another drought.

I'm still trying to work on a schedule that will satisfy both parties. So far I've come up empty handed.

AND ANOTHER THING: even though I am WELL aware that these dudes are not my boyfriends, am I asking too much for them to just give me a heads up when they're interested in another girl? I just don't wanna be left in the dark, wondering why you're not hitting me up, and all the while you're spending time with someone else! I just like to know what's going on, and no, I'm not a very good sharer, but I'm learning, work with me! I keep my feelings to a minimum, but even still I'd be hurt if you were all goo-goo gaa-gaa over someone else. I don't like being the "last resort". If I'm your last resort, don't even bother calling me.

(BTW I just got another phone call. and another voicemail. bringing the total to four.)

I mean fuck, I delegate the "last resorters" to the people who are ehh, and even then I don't even call them up if I don't get what I want. So when I feel I'm becoming a last resort to someone I feel like they're telling me they're bored and that they couldn't get anything better. And I don't like that feeling.

I could just be paranoid, but then maybe I'm on to something.

TROJAN FIRE AND ICE CONDOMS
Okay so I've been dying to try these, one friend says they're fantastic, the other says it burns. We all know how that warming lube mishaps turned out...Thoughts? Send me an email=] AskMissSixxxty@yahoo.com

Then we got my latest obsession. "How you like yo eggs? Fried or fertilized?"

OR watch it HERE via mobile web.
Basically he's asking "would you like me to fry you some eggs? Or fertilize those eggs between ya legs again:)" lolololol
Do they look like Real && Chance OR Pootie Tang && Charlie Murphy???

I'm spent.

FOLDED DECK CHAIR

Courtesy of SexInfo101.com.
Basically. I'm not a very flexible person. But i love this position. As long as he doesn't keep slipping out an air gets caught in there. Queefs are not cute whatsoever

Night kids=]
Miss Sixxxty, your very own freak of the industryy

Saturday, October 16, 2010

Booty Call Etiquette

Babes an gents, why I feel the need to write this blog, I have no clue. But I'm bored and sexually frustrated and have nothing better to do with my life at this moment.
My life, it consists of booty calls an random hookups, and I have no problems with it. The problem I have is when people start fucking up the game. There are certain rules both parties need to abide by, and when someone breaks a rule, they take the fun outta the whole booty call:(
So I've decided to share my knowledge, wisdom, an experience with you guys to make sure your hump days are going according to plan:)

I don't really have an order I wanna go in, so I'll just go off the top of my head.

FWB
They can be beneficial if done right. They also make the best booty calls for those who don't like the whole "stranger" thing. BUT one thing you have to remember; a close friendship is basically a relationship without the sex. So if all of a sudden your best guy bff starts looking all kinds of delicious, unless you guys get into an official relationship, proceed with caution. The feelings are already there it won't take long for someone to get attached or someone to feel screwed over. Me personally I try to stay away from close friends. In my mind the less I know about you generally tends to be better. But hey, that's just me.

FREQUENCY
People have different sex drives. It's a fact of life. And it sucks. I always seem to wind up with people who suck at sex but have a high sex drive or people who are really good at it, but they never seem to want sex as much as I do. So I come off looking like the crazed sex starved nympho. In my head i think at least twice a week is a good amount, I understand that people have lives. But sheesh! I shouldn't always be the one initiating it either. I know you get horny too so you might as well just hit me up. Cause 10 times outta 10 if you hit me up I probably want it. I feel low key like a pest when I ask for it (and I only rarely ask for it) so I tend to wait for you to hit me up. But at the same time closed mouths don't get fed, so it's like what is a girl to do in a situation like that? How do you tell someone all you wanna do is borrow their penis to suit your pleasure from time to time? I'm not tryna be clingy, I've already established you don't gotta take me to dinner, you don't gotta take me to meet your mom, none of that. Just please me and I'm a happy camper! I'll wait...

LOCATION, LOCATION, LOCATION!!!
Then you gotta establish where all the fun is gonna go down. My place or yours? Outdoors? Indoors? There was this one guy who really wanted to sleep w/ me in his little sister's room. I really looked at him like he was crazy. That little girl did nothing to me! I wouldn't feel right doing that to her. Or with her life-size photo of Chris Brown staring at me. So we ended up going to the sex toy shop. And of course we got caught. That was the most embarrassing walk of shame T ever had to do. Would I do it again? Probably not. Also you guys know a pet peeve of mine is when dudes call me up, we make the proper arrangements, but then when I pick them up, they expect to do it in my car. There is only one boy I make an exception to that rule for. The rest of you fuckers are shit outta luck. I've probably had more outdoor sex than indoor sex, so I'm not opposed to it. I always feel a little weird when dudes have to sneak me in. Cause then I gotta be quiet an worry about if their parents are gonna wake up. I'd much rather prefer if no one was home. I've had sex in some crazy places, so make a suggestion, I may be open to it.

During the actual sex, I find the less eye contact the better. I know a lot of dudes find it hot when you look at them while you're giving them head. I have no problem with that. But when we kiss don't stare at me!! Same for missionary. If I feel like you're looking at me too much I will look away, close my eyes, stare at the ceiling, check the time, whatever I can to make it less awkward.

I think my best partners have been strangers, or people I don't know very well. The less I know about you, the better. Cause if it's sex first, then I know whenever I see you it's strictly business, unless you throw a monkey wrench in the plan an try to take it further.
But that never happens so no worries:)
Of course I'm not gonna just sleep with someone if I think they have potential, I'm not THAT stupid.
If my friend becomes a fwb, I tend to get annoyed quicker. Mainly because they start getting all clingy. And it's the ones who aren't even that good! If the sex is good I'm gonna take you p on every offer. If it's just ehh then I'll be passing.

Then you gotta figure out what happens next. Am I staying the night? Am I leaving? Do I wanna be there when you wake up or do I wanna take off before you wake up? These are all questions you should answer ahead of time. Certain people I'd rather not wake up to, so once they fall asleep I dip. One time I tried to sneak out and the bastard threw his arm across me so I was trapped! I moved like 1cm a minute trying to slooooooooooooooowly move his arm. Then I took off. After about half an hour later I get "So you're just gonna leave and not say bye?? that's fucked up" my response to that was "Oops." like I really gave a shit. Then there are the ones that I at least wanna wake up before I leave, generally because there's people there and I need him to make sure the coast is clear and so he can show me out lol. I just hate dealing with heavy sleepers. I gotta shake em hella hard just to get em to crack an eye open, an I know when people wake me up I'm one grouchy ass itch, and I don't know what he's like when he wakes up, so you always gotta proceed with caution.

That's another thing; when it's strictly business, please use my telephone line for business ONLY. Don't get me all excited just to say "just wanted to see how your day was going." Nice gesture, yes, but c'mon son, it's not that kinda party and you know it. Its like 911: use it when you need me, and if it's not an emergency call your local police department.

When we're texting ahead of time, please don't ask me "Do u suck dick?". Because you are hella fucking lame for that and you've just turned me off. Wait an see.

If you finish waaaaaaay ahead of schedule, don't tell me "Oh, it's been a while since I last had sex." Unless you're gonna make it up to me during round two you owe me no explanation. No sense in making things even more awkward than they already are.

Please please please, if you lose your boner, let me help you get it back. Don't go mashing your balls in my ass. That shit feels hella gross.

If you do a body shot, please be kind enough to clean up after yourself:)

STOP MASHING ON MY CLIT! IT IS NOT A DAMN JOYSTICK!!!
Wet your finger an be gentle damnit! The male equivalent to mashing my clit down is like me scraping mt teeth on your peen when I'm giving you head. If you're touching it and I grab your hands and move them, you're mashing and you need to stop.

Me personally, I don't like being fingered when I'm giving head, so unless you're smacking my ass hands to yourself and enjoy it.

I'm spent for the evening.

TURTLE

Courtesy of SexInfo101.com.
It's been a week exactly. I want my issue:(

Miss Sixxxty, Your very own freak of the industryyy

Sunday, October 10, 2010

Back Seat Action Pt. II :)

I've been gone for a while babes an gents, I know, but I'm back with more goodies:)
We're just gonna pretend that the little snafu that is known as my birthday didn't happen...
It had been about two wees since i got a really good issue, who knew back seat action could feel soooooo good.
I was starting to get panicky, wondering why two weeks had passed and I STILL hadn't gotten a "wanna kick it" text from him. I have a tendency to jump to conclusions so I had been a raging bitch for the past few days, I really needed to relieve some tension.
Friday night I went out with the girls, took a few shots, and decided what the hell, I want some penis and closed mouths don't get fed. I sent a simple "u busy?" text and immediately got the response I was looking for:

"trying to get your fix?"

Why yes, yes I am.

So I drove to go meet up with him, and when I pull up to the house he hops in the car and tells me to turn everything off. I was confused until I saw him hop in the backseat. Then I understood. We were gonna do this on a main street. Whatever I'm still buzzed I didn't care at this point. I hop in the back, we strip from the waist down and I hop on top and go to work.
More like he goes to work. And man does he WERK.
Even though I have the sunroof open, the windows still get foggy. People aren't stupid, I know they knew what was going on. I wasn't too much worried until I saw people walking out the house that I stopped riding and was like "hey there's people coming" he just grabbed my hips and told me not to worry and he took over.
This man...is just too damn good for his own good. It scares me. The Big Bang has nothing on him. Like you know how Yvette can talk all the shit she wants to and about Jody?

"I HATECHU JODY! I HATECHU!!!"

Let him put that dope dick on her one time and he got her sayin "I LOVE YOU JODYYY. I'll cook, I'll clean, I'll make you tacos."
I may complain that I don't get sex as often as I want but when he puts it on me I shut up and the wait is well worth it.
Like I said before he likes to do some acrobatic monkey shit in the backseat. I've ad sex in cars plenty of times and I've never had someone prop themselves up an thrust the way he does. It's amazingg.
So we go from me riding him, to a lil' reverse cowgirl, to me sticking my head out the sunroof again lol.
I found it kind of funny that I was more concerned with the people walking by, even tough I had the sunroof open and I was moaning hella loud. He had me on my back with my knees pressed against his chest.
I know I did a blog on dirty talk, there's being sexy and there's being funny. He does it just right.

"You like my dick in you?"
Indeed.

"Ohh baby your pussy feels so good, its soo wet"
Why thank you.

"No, don't use your hands. Stick it back in."
As you wish.

"You gonna come for me?"
Mmhmm.

You get the idea. Throw in a few ass smacks in here and there, and I am a happy woman.
I love when I can sense a man reaching his nut. It's amazing. The trusts get harder and the breathing gets faster an some moan, some don't make any noise at all.
Then everything slowssss. Once he caught his breath I handed him his clothes and his phone and he looked at me and was like "So that's it you're like 'I got my fix I'll see you later' huh?" Well when you say it lie THAT...
We said our goodbyes and I drove home ready for a shower and some sleep.
As soon as I walked in the door he texted me and asked me if I could go pick him up. Might as well...
I drove back to the house, swooped him, and we went out for tacos.
Soundtrack for the evening?
"Pretty Boy Swagg" and "Swag Surfin'" lol

After we finished eating I drove him back home. I pulled up in front of his house and he looked at me like I was crazy. He instructed me to park across the street. I couldn't figure out why until after I parked when he hopped back in the backseat. Round two? Yes please!
As we're getting down in the backseat he asks me to open the door. Remember we're in a neighborhood lol. I open the door, and he gets out, stands up behind me, and starts hitting it from the back. That was crazy. He's crazy. But it felt sooo good. He pushes me down an lays on top of me an keeps going. We keep going with the door an sunroof open, me still moaning hella loud. I hop on top and ride him all the way home. Once again, I hand him his clothes and say our goodbyes, and I go home one satisfied woman. I may have felt like my friend jenn says, "violated by a horse", and I couldn't walk straight to save my life, I had a big ass cheesy smile on my face the next day. Job well done, sir. As always.

This all took place between 12-4 am. So we're not doing this shit in broad daylight or anything.
Although something tells me he wouldn't be opposed to having sex during the day:)
I can only imagine. Until then I'm going to attempt to not complain about the lack of penis I'll be receiving for a while, but who knows how long that'll last lol

DOWNSTROKE

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Mmmmmmmmmm I need a second serving of this right here

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Thursday, September 30, 2010

The Good, The Bad, && The Ugly

I have been debating on writing this blog for a while now. But this blog is somewhat therapeutic so I need to do it to get the stress off my chest.
My birthday.
Whatta day.

THE GOOD
Welp, my outfit was a winner.
I got off work early.
My good friends showed up.
The bitch beer was on point.
And I got birthday sex.

THE BAD
First off, only a third of the people I invited showed up, my real friends. And out of the 2/3 that didn't come, only two told me they wouldn't be able to make it. No lap dances (that I had worked so har on) were given out. Punk ass bitches. So my BM invited her friend from a tattoo shop who said he was bringing A friend. A as in SINGULAR. When I opened the front door I'm staring at 6 people. My other friends already didn't show up, ad they had a box of beer in their hands, so might as well be nice on my birthday and invite them in. One of the dudes was trying to hit on me and he just was not understanding that I wasn't having it. He sang for me. And I tried my hardest not to laugh at him. The bitch beer was not helping me in succeeding at ALL. Then as the night started to wind down he was getting ready to leave and invited me to come back to the tattoo shop. I told him I wasn't going ANYwhere, and he asked me what I was planning on doing then.

Me: Sleeping
Him: Well, you can come chill with me and we can go to sleep together.
Me: Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah no. That's not gonna happen. So you can take your hand off my ass now.


Then they left and it was just me and the people I actually invited.
My friend took me to get some mexican food.
And I got some birthday sex.

THE UGLY
I don't even know where to begin. Have you ever done something spontaneously and then thought, Now, why the fuck did I just do that???
I had that moment at the end of my birthday.
After all my guests had left, I decided to chill with one of my guy friends.
We were just talkin, drinkin, and chillin.
I see this guy as a brother. I care about his opinion, I don't like the thought of him thinking down on me.
We're sitting next to each other, lights dimmed. He sticks out his arm, grabs my hand and has me feel his pulse on his wrist.
Then the inside of his elbow.
Then the side of his neck.
When I reached over to feel the other side of his neck, he leaned in and kissed me.
My buzz DISAPPEARED. And my eyes got HUGE.
Because this was not suppose to happen, yet it was. I froze.
His kisses tasted fruity, like one of the Trident gums...and something in my brain said "Don't say shit."
So I didn't. Then he pulled me into his lap. And he started kissing my neck. I'm halfway enjoying it half way thinking "Is this really happening?"
I didn't think it was gonna go any further than an intense makeout session, but next thing I knew I was on the ground laying on my back with his face between my thighs.
My eyes are still big, because not only did I kiss the man, he's now giving me head, which I didn't ask for. You don't come across too many men who just dive down.
He comes up for air and I swear to you I have never seen anyone rip their pants off so fast. I mean it literally looked as if he had on breakaways, they came off so effortlessly...idk how he did it. Then my legs were on his shoulder. I'm laying here trying to enjoy myself, but there is this nagging voice in my head that isn't letting me do so. I knew he wasn't a virgin, I knew he had sex, but I could never pictured him having sex, let alone have sex with me. And he was. We were. We were doing this, no turning back. As we all know, I love being spanked. But tonight I couldn't even enjoy it because I was hoping my aunt couldn't hear. That's what I did the whole time. Thinking. I should have been enjoying myself but nooooo, my stupid left brain wasn't allowing me to do so.
He looks at me an says he wants to try something. I look at him an ask him what, and he says 69. I'm a little hesitant, because I was still getting over the fact that he just had his face buried in my goods, but I was like what the hell an hopped on. One thing I learned about him, he's a giver. And he gives FREQUENTLY.
Under normal circumstances, that would have been a birthday well spent.
And I wanted to get laid on my birthday.
But I never imagined it would turn out like that.
When it was over, I sat up, but he grabbed my arm and pulled me down. So I laid there. And thought some more.
He got up and got dressed, I walked him to the door, and he asked me if there was going to be any weirdness between us. I assured him there wouldn't be and he kissed me goodbye.
I just kinda stood there still asking myself "Did that really just happen?"
We briefly chatted the next day like nothing happened, and that was that.

I have no problem sleeping w/ a cute guy I met at a party. The less I know about you, the better.
Sleeping with friends is difficult.
I know waaaaay more than I should about you, as do you know about me.
If you sleep with a close friend with the intention of getting together, then that's okay. You've already skipped that whole "getting to know you" phase.
I still value our friendship, but I know and he knows the next time we see each other in person it's going to be suuuuper awkward. I just hope it's not too awkward.
I just wish that the guy friends I do have that have propositioned me before don't think I'm just being a bitch when I turn em down, they just need to understand since we're already friends, it won't just be some random hook up its gonna be awkward. A friendship is like a relationship sans the intimacy. Two close friends can't have NSA sex because there were feelings there before the clothes even came off. Then if the sex is bad, you're probably never gonna wanna talk to that person again, and they're gonna wonder why you're acting all "brand new" and its a bunch of bullshit from there.

*sigh* I just hadda get that off my chest.

BOOSTER SEAT

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Just waiting til my next issue

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Monday, September 27, 2010

Boobs!!!

I love tittays.
Big ones.
I don't know why, but I've always been fascinated with them.
If I see a girl with nice cleavage walking down the street, I'ma look.
If one of my friends got a boob job, I'm gonna ask her if I can squeeze them, just so I can see what kinda implants I want.
Honestly boobs are the greatest things on this earth, right behind penis.
Well, for me at least.
So babes an gents lemme bestow this lil' nugget o' joy in your lives.
So you an I can both stare at nice knockers without feeling like pervs.

SALMA HAYEK has great mommy boobs.

 PENELOPE CRUZ has nice spanish boobs.


 AMBER ROSE has great boobs. That's a bad bisssssh right there.

 Some nice random boobs.






 KATY PERRY has great candyfornia boobs.
 LIL' KIM had great boobs. Before she went all plastic surgeon crazy.

 KIM KARDASHIAN has great boobs. And a great ass too.


 THIS GUY not so much...not a fan of Moobies..
 Don't even get me stated on this chick.
 Red head boobs
 Now I think BEYONCE is a bad bish but I just don't like how her boobs always look pressed flat against her chest. I like top cleavage and a nice round tittay. But that's just me. Peep exhibits A & B

 Nice lezzie boobs. 3 pair for the price of one!
HEIDI MONTAG had nice before boobs.
 ...Then she went knife crazy too.

 LACEY DUVALL has nice hershey kiss tittays.


 Idk who she is but she has nice pierced boobies.

 SOFIA VERGARA just has plain ol' awesome boobs.


 Aaaaaaaaand last but not least, a nice pierced nipple to end the day with.

Aaaaaaah, who doesn't love boobs?
CRAB

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I need to add this to my repertoire. Now all I need is a willing participant and a bed.

Hugs for big jugs!
Miss Sixxxty, your very own freak of the industryy