I wasn't even gonna blog for a while but I just HAD to share this with my babes an gents.
So I was minding my own damn business on twitter as usual, and I retweeted something that tickled me:
I SLAP BITCHES FOR TRYNA SUCK DICK THRU A CONDOM
I mean come on. As a giver I'm not a fan of the latex blow jobs. Leaves my mouth feeling hella nasty. And it doesn't taste the best either. Flavored condoms aren't that much better and lubes wear off quickly when you suck on it. Anywhore, @Blogxilla replied and mentioned it was either a song or he had rapped that in 98 and I casually mentioned that giving blow jobs w/ condoms on is like eating a popsicle with the wrapper still on.
So then this stranger bitch comes outta nowhere talkin about
somebody obviously don't know how to give head. #imjustsayin
Umm...bitch who the fuck are you? Have I sucked your dick at any point in your life? Nooo I don't think so so what the fuck are you talking about you random ass bitch. I politely responded "and why is that?" and she says:
"1) a condom is way thinner than an ice-pop wrapper. 2) head speacialists put the condom on with their mouths #nohands"
Bitch first off I'm not retarded I know condoms are thinner wtf. Secondly every bitch who knows the difference between the inside and outside of a condom can put it on with their mouth. Been there, done that shit. How "head specialists" do it is they suck the dick FIRST and THEN put the condom on. Ignorant ass bitch. Anyways once you get the condom on then what? Just cause you can put it on with your mouth doesn't mean you can give a decent blow job. Girl boo.
After I told her I am fully capable of performing such a feat and my knowing the difference between a plastic wrapper and a condom she says
"wow. really? smh. you would if you read the CDC's statistics on HPV amongst ppl ages 13-27. suckin raw dicks is not cute"
The bitch acts like I suck on a different raw penis everyday. Have a seat. SO now because I squashed your first argument you wanna throw numbers into this? Fine. Tell me how many men whip out a dental dam before they eat your pussy. How many carry them in their wallets? Matter fact, how many know where to even buy one?
Yeah, I'll wait.
You tryna say men are more capable of giving an STD thru receiving head than women? Because I beg to differ.
Tell me how many monogamous couples use condoms?
Yeah, once again I'll wait. Its pretty fuckin far fetched is it not?
Another argument squashed. To which she could only say
"its twitter, chill. #keepitmoving"
Yeah bitch that's what I thought. You don't come for someone and then tell THEM to chill. Accept defeat and keep yo ass out my mentions.
Babes an gents can someone please explain to me since when did the use or lack thereof of a condom determine how well someone gives head? Because I already know I give Grade A head, I don't need a stranger bitch speaking nonsense about something she knows nothing about. Never had the pleasure, and we can keep it that way. How about you think before YOU speak and when you get shut down YOU keep it moving without making a big deal out of it. You come for me you better be prepared for battle.
I'm sorry I had to get outta character for a minute and let my ghetto side come out, it was very unbecoming of a lady. You guys have been with me for almost a year know we are all well aware that I know what I'm doing when it comes to the dick. Thank YOU very much. I just don't like when bitches like to speak on shit they know nothing about. I politely told her she can go suck a latex flavored dick and get the fuck on. And get the fuck on she did. #POW.
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Miss Sixxxty, your very own freak of the industryy (who isn't to be fucked with!)