After everyone left it was just my friend, Sexsomniac and I in the hotel room. We were sitting on the floor on the side of the bed. He started touching my thigh and I looked at him and asked what he was doing. He said "Touching your leg...you want me to stop?" and I was like nope...do what you do. Then my friend came back in the room and just looked at us. Let's see....how am I going to swing this one? So I asked him to take one for the team and go "take a shower" and He was like "Omg why do I have to take a shower why can't I get in the bed and go to sleep?!" But he did me a solid and took a shower anyways. Once he was in the bathroom we moved to the other side of the room and got down to business. I kept my tank on and grabbed a blanket to semi cover us and I started riding him. Everything was all good til my friend cut his shower short. He came out the bathroom when I was on my hands and knees and Sexsomniac was behind me. He hunched over mem a bit, then pulled the covers up and told me to lay down. My friend hopped in the bed and turned the opposite way and texted on his phone a bit while we tried to continue. I was laying on my side while he had his hand in the small of my back and we started again sloooooowly. But I hate slow sex and my friend is like a brother to me so it was kinda creepy. I suggested we take it to the bathroom like everyone else. I wrapped the blanket around my naked waist and he covered his head and we looked like one of those weird horse costumes where you have one person as the head and the other one as the ass. Better yet we looked like one of those centaur creature looking things. We went into the bathroom and it was pretty dope that they had a red light. Red lights are sexy they soften everything and cast little sexy shadows everywhere...
I leaned over the bathroom counter and he pushed my tank up and unhooked my bra then bent me over the sink. The sink was a little higher up than my waist so I kinda had to stand on my tip toes to achieve that perfect 90 degree angle. I put one leg on the counter and everything was going great until we decided to get on the ground. Mind you when I got down there I was thinking of the two sweaty hookers that were just in there and that kind of freaked me out but I tried to push it as far out of my mind as possible.
So as you all know boys pee with the toilet seat up. And I was in a room FULL of boys. I was bent down by the toilet and for some reason I kept sliding every time he thrusted. Next thing you know I lose my balance and BAM I hit my lip on the edge of the toilet seat. I could just feel my lip swelling. Fuck. Now I can't quite remember who's idea it was to get into the shower to have sex, but we did. Now if you guys recall the first and last time I had shower sex was with The Carnie and I slipped and fell out the shower, busted my shoulder and broke the toilet. But for some reason forgot that shit ever happened and hopped my happy naked ass into the shower. Shower sex is dangerous. Nobody ever tells you the bad side to shower sex, only the good shit. But then again bad things are always prone to happen to me during sex. Hence the reason for the creation of this blog in the first place. I soaped him up a little bit and then he turned me around facing the shower head and bent me over. I think we were in a handicap accessible room because the shower was big af and there was a bar inside. so I spread my feet apart to get as much stability as I could and grabbed hold of the bar. The water felt like warm pool water, it wasn't freezing but it wasn't warm either. Still had a bit of a chill to it. The water was running down my back which felt amazeballs, said fuck my hair and just enjoyed it. I turned around and blew him for a bit, as my hair said bitch I hate you, and turned back around. I was having fun until he grabbed me by my hair. When he pulled my hair my head jerked back and was angled so that the water was falling right into my mouth. So I'm sitting here trying to breathe, not to moan, and spitting out water at the same time. Who knew you could drown in the shower? I had to breathe thru my mouth so I didn't get water in my nose but at the same time I was half choking on it. But it didn't bother me too much, because I still got mine and he got his. I soaped him down again, dried off, and went into the room again.
SIDEBAR: Idk why I'm laughing like a loon now, but when I picture myself half washing his dick half giving him a hand job idk I lose it.
He asked me if I was going to stay there and go to sleep, he gave me a pillow, covered me up and went to sleep. I just laid there for a minute, then thought shit I wanna sleep in my own bed and left.
Now I must say that was an interesting Sunday night if I do say so myself. Yes I sinned on the lord's day so what. Kiss my ass.
My new year's resolution is to blog more. And to get my site up and running. I'm kinda over blogger. Now if only I could get my boo @VeronicaVice to gimme some tips on getting it up and running. (P.S. go follow her)...
Miss Sixxxty, your very own freak of the industryy
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Wednesday, January 2, 2013
Friday, June 1, 2012
Never Have I Ever...
...been rejected before. In my life. Until the other night.Happenis Jr. certainly was a damn spot on nickname.
So a little bit of background on him. I was set up on a semi blind date with a retard and Happenis Jr. gave me a shot of gin and ended up chatting me up more than my so called "date" and we ended up exchanging numbers. We would text throughout the day when he talked me thru my first hangover (which was THEE worst; I never get hangovers. Idk what went wrong that night) and I went to visit him at work (upon his request, I wouldn't just "pop up" outta nowhere). We made plans to hang out again that night. Go to a party, drink a lil bit, and he invited me back to his house to go cuddle. Little did I know that's really all he wanted to do:/ We did a lot of that, and it felt nice to not have to sleep alone...although there wasn't any making out. He did, however, enjoy my ass. a LOT. He kissed it, bit it, and stuck his face in it lol. Guys are weird. He then goes on and on about how he's never been with a black girl before and how pretty I am and whatnot, just complimenting me all night.
Anyhow, we hung out again another night and he actually got me to take a hit off a bong and it was a lot better than that time with The Carnie. We watched cartoons and I thought Drawn Together was the funniest show ever invented. He had to be at work early the next morning so he said it was time for bed. I tried seducing him, but nothing. Fail. We hung out again and THIS time we played some old school Sega Dreamcast, and he proceeded to kick my ass in all these games I had never even heard of (except Tetris). After we finished, he suggested I do shrooms. Sir, hell no. Weed is my limit with you. He was trying to explain all the good things shrooms do to you but I wasn't impressed. So he was like "Well you should try wax". I've heard of it but I don't know exactly how they make it or anything, and he was like it's healthier than smoking actual grass. He could've just been talking out his ass but I thought I'd try it. He was like "Let's do it naked". Sure why not. We strip down and take a hit. I got a small one so it didn't do TOO much...but I knew I'd be hungry so I suggested we get some grub before I get too fucked up to drive. We got dressed then he made me take another hit, this time it was bigger. 'If you don't feel anything after this you're fucking immune to weed cause I just gave you a fat ass hit". Nothing happened until I started driving down the street. All of a sudden my whole body felt weird and the lights were blending together. I thought I was floating away! We get to the drive thru and I order the food and everything was all good til I pulled up to the window. I saw the drive thru employee dude and fucking LOST IT. I couldn't stop laughing for shit. Every time I looked over I laughed. Happenis Jr. kept asking me what was wrong with me and I just kept screaming "I DON'T KNOW DON'T LOOK AT ME!!!!!" It was so bad I couldn't even pull my debit card out my wallet. After struggling a bit I got it out but couldn't put it back in so I just stuck it between my legs. When th guy handed us our food I lost it again and couldn't move. I had to tell him to grab the food between laughing fits and he just kept asking what was wrong with me. The drive thru guy had to have been annoyed with me but I couldn't even explain what was going on without laughing. Happenis Jr. just made a smoking motion and the guy started laughing at me.We get back to his house and I just fucking demolished that ultimate bacon cheeseburger (hold the cheese). I went to go put on the movie again and so while I'm bent over he's just rubbing on my ass, slowly working his hands under my shorts and I look back at him and tell him he's supposed to be naked. He takes his clothes back off and goes on about how he trimmed his man bush (I wish it was completely gone but I hadn't shaved in like four days so ehh...) and then he shows me he's uncut by stuffing his peen into the foreskin. I told him with the most serious face ever not to do that shit again. He goes on telling me how keyed I am and I don't remember how or when I just remember being really wet. So I kinda straddled him, then got off and asked if I could get something out of his drawer.
"As long as it's not weed or cash."
I grabbed a condom and tossed it to the side of the bed. You know, just in case. He got up and then while he was on his knees just kinda wedged himself between my legs as if he wanted to do something but was hesitating. He was rubbing on my legs and asking me things I really can't remember and then he asked if my hood had any scars from having my piercing ripped out. I told him everything down there looks the same and that my vag wasn't purple like he thought so he goes oh let me see! I seriously felt like I was getting a pap the way he was down there examining. He told me I had a Mexican girl vag..whatever that means...then he laid down and told me I was gonna kiss and rub on him and I was like hmm...So I got on top of him and started caressing his arms a bit, then I kissed him and he didn't kiss me back. Odd. Finally enough of the games I asked him for some. He asked if I wanted his peen and I nodded. Then he asked if that's what I grabbed out the drawer and I nodded again. So he tells me to put it on. I was still a little too high and it was dark so he put it on instead and I rode him. It was all good til I got off wanting to switch positions. Then everything went to hell. He starts telling me he's sleepy ad he has work early in the morning. At first I thought he was joking, but he kept saying it over and over and I'm like look you aren't going to sleep. He gets up and starts rambling about how he's not supposed to be having sex and I'm thinking he's gonna start saying it's for religious reasons but no he starts talking about how he wants to "stay clean, no offense to you". And he starts telling me he doesn't really wanna have sex and that he just wants to be friends. I rolled over and kept saying "I understand" when I really had no idea what the fuck just happened. He asks if I'm mad at him. "Nope." and he gets up telling me I made him all wt and he goes to the bathroom. I should've made my break for it then but I was siting in a daze. Did that really just happen? I put my shorts back on and went to sleep. We didn't even cuddle that night.
The next morning I got up and got dressed and when he came back from the bathroom he was like "Oh you're ready to leave?" No shit. I didn't look him in the eyes and gave him a half assed hug before I drove away. I just wanted to cry. I know I washed my ass before I got there, and I barely had any hairs growing...Where the fuck did I go wrong? I know I wasn't being too aggressive, and he was sending me all kinds of hints, not to mention he wasn't complaining when I was on top! So where did all that other shit come from?! "Stay clean" mf'er we were using condoms wtf?! I'm still puzzled. He had invited me to a reggae show the next night and I had completely forgot. I probably would've still blown it off anyways had I remembered. I mean maybe he thought I would catch feelings if we continued? Honestly I only wanted you for sex and if we aren't having sex...then I really have no use for you, do I? The reggae show was at 9, and he called me at like 4:30 in the morning. I didn't answer...wonder what he wanted...
Someone enlighten me as to what the fuck went wrong.
Miss Sixxxty, your very own freak of the industryy
So a little bit of background on him. I was set up on a semi blind date with a retard and Happenis Jr. gave me a shot of gin and ended up chatting me up more than my so called "date" and we ended up exchanging numbers. We would text throughout the day when he talked me thru my first hangover (which was THEE worst; I never get hangovers. Idk what went wrong that night) and I went to visit him at work (upon his request, I wouldn't just "pop up" outta nowhere). We made plans to hang out again that night. Go to a party, drink a lil bit, and he invited me back to his house to go cuddle. Little did I know that's really all he wanted to do:/ We did a lot of that, and it felt nice to not have to sleep alone...although there wasn't any making out. He did, however, enjoy my ass. a LOT. He kissed it, bit it, and stuck his face in it lol. Guys are weird. He then goes on and on about how he's never been with a black girl before and how pretty I am and whatnot, just complimenting me all night.
Anyhow, we hung out again another night and he actually got me to take a hit off a bong and it was a lot better than that time with The Carnie. We watched cartoons and I thought Drawn Together was the funniest show ever invented. He had to be at work early the next morning so he said it was time for bed. I tried seducing him, but nothing. Fail. We hung out again and THIS time we played some old school Sega Dreamcast, and he proceeded to kick my ass in all these games I had never even heard of (except Tetris). After we finished, he suggested I do shrooms. Sir, hell no. Weed is my limit with you. He was trying to explain all the good things shrooms do to you but I wasn't impressed. So he was like "Well you should try wax". I've heard of it but I don't know exactly how they make it or anything, and he was like it's healthier than smoking actual grass. He could've just been talking out his ass but I thought I'd try it. He was like "Let's do it naked". Sure why not. We strip down and take a hit. I got a small one so it didn't do TOO much...but I knew I'd be hungry so I suggested we get some grub before I get too fucked up to drive. We got dressed then he made me take another hit, this time it was bigger. 'If you don't feel anything after this you're fucking immune to weed cause I just gave you a fat ass hit". Nothing happened until I started driving down the street. All of a sudden my whole body felt weird and the lights were blending together. I thought I was floating away! We get to the drive thru and I order the food and everything was all good til I pulled up to the window. I saw the drive thru employee dude and fucking LOST IT. I couldn't stop laughing for shit. Every time I looked over I laughed. Happenis Jr. kept asking me what was wrong with me and I just kept screaming "I DON'T KNOW DON'T LOOK AT ME!!!!!" It was so bad I couldn't even pull my debit card out my wallet. After struggling a bit I got it out but couldn't put it back in so I just stuck it between my legs. When th guy handed us our food I lost it again and couldn't move. I had to tell him to grab the food between laughing fits and he just kept asking what was wrong with me. The drive thru guy had to have been annoyed with me but I couldn't even explain what was going on without laughing. Happenis Jr. just made a smoking motion and the guy started laughing at me.We get back to his house and I just fucking demolished that ultimate bacon cheeseburger (hold the cheese). I went to go put on the movie again and so while I'm bent over he's just rubbing on my ass, slowly working his hands under my shorts and I look back at him and tell him he's supposed to be naked. He takes his clothes back off and goes on about how he trimmed his man bush (I wish it was completely gone but I hadn't shaved in like four days so ehh...) and then he shows me he's uncut by stuffing his peen into the foreskin. I told him with the most serious face ever not to do that shit again. He goes on telling me how keyed I am and I don't remember how or when I just remember being really wet. So I kinda straddled him, then got off and asked if I could get something out of his drawer.
"As long as it's not weed or cash."
I grabbed a condom and tossed it to the side of the bed. You know, just in case. He got up and then while he was on his knees just kinda wedged himself between my legs as if he wanted to do something but was hesitating. He was rubbing on my legs and asking me things I really can't remember and then he asked if my hood had any scars from having my piercing ripped out. I told him everything down there looks the same and that my vag wasn't purple like he thought so he goes oh let me see! I seriously felt like I was getting a pap the way he was down there examining. He told me I had a Mexican girl vag..whatever that means...then he laid down and told me I was gonna kiss and rub on him and I was like hmm...So I got on top of him and started caressing his arms a bit, then I kissed him and he didn't kiss me back. Odd. Finally enough of the games I asked him for some. He asked if I wanted his peen and I nodded. Then he asked if that's what I grabbed out the drawer and I nodded again. So he tells me to put it on. I was still a little too high and it was dark so he put it on instead and I rode him. It was all good til I got off wanting to switch positions. Then everything went to hell. He starts telling me he's sleepy ad he has work early in the morning. At first I thought he was joking, but he kept saying it over and over and I'm like look you aren't going to sleep. He gets up and starts rambling about how he's not supposed to be having sex and I'm thinking he's gonna start saying it's for religious reasons but no he starts talking about how he wants to "stay clean, no offense to you". And he starts telling me he doesn't really wanna have sex and that he just wants to be friends. I rolled over and kept saying "I understand" when I really had no idea what the fuck just happened. He asks if I'm mad at him. "Nope." and he gets up telling me I made him all wt and he goes to the bathroom. I should've made my break for it then but I was siting in a daze. Did that really just happen? I put my shorts back on and went to sleep. We didn't even cuddle that night.
The next morning I got up and got dressed and when he came back from the bathroom he was like "Oh you're ready to leave?" No shit. I didn't look him in the eyes and gave him a half assed hug before I drove away. I just wanted to cry. I know I washed my ass before I got there, and I barely had any hairs growing...Where the fuck did I go wrong? I know I wasn't being too aggressive, and he was sending me all kinds of hints, not to mention he wasn't complaining when I was on top! So where did all that other shit come from?! "Stay clean" mf'er we were using condoms wtf?! I'm still puzzled. He had invited me to a reggae show the next night and I had completely forgot. I probably would've still blown it off anyways had I remembered. I mean maybe he thought I would catch feelings if we continued? Honestly I only wanted you for sex and if we aren't having sex...then I really have no use for you, do I? The reggae show was at 9, and he called me at like 4:30 in the morning. I didn't answer...wonder what he wanted...
Someone enlighten me as to what the fuck went wrong.
Miss Sixxxty, your very own freak of the industryy
Thursday, July 15, 2010
Sunday, July 11, 2010
The Carnie Pt. I
Okie doke, so I'm bored and lonely at work:(
What better time to have story time than now!
I haven't told u guys about The Carnie yet. My friends call him a carnie cause he works @ the fairs but he's far from strange;)
I live in a large city, but there ain't shit to do here.
So when the fair comes, it's like a big deal. Everyone gets dressed up in the hoochie hoe fits and people are always fighting. Oh, and greasy food. A good time.
And one year my friend convinced me to go on the opening day. I wasn't a big fair goer, but I wanted a corn dog and a funnel cake.
We're walking around, and something told me to go to the reptile exhibit.
We go in there and I see this beautiful caramel man with nice teeth. I looked at my friend and clutched my pearls "I. MUST. HAVE. HIM."
We introduced ourselves and exchanged numbers "in case he got bored" and "needed something to do"
Two days later he asked me if I wanted to see a movie when his shift was over.
I had other plans in mind:)
The same friend was having a kick back at her house and the plan was to pick him up, have a few drinks, hang out and that's it.
I went to pick him up at his hotel and we hung out at my friend's house. But then my other BFF called me because she wanted to meet this man I had been telling her about. So me, my BFF (at the time), her BFF and her BF all went to a sex toy shop and then back to his hotel room. I had to leave because my other friend was drunk and I didn't want her to lock me out. So I told my BFF in case she did to NOT leave the hotel room until I got back.
WELL my friend passed out an locked me out the house. And my BFF took off and wasn't answering the phone...
So I had to ask the Carnie if I could stay with him. I hadn't expected him to say yes!
He offers me a drink but it was some nasty ale shit so I passed. We were laying in his bed watching South Park so I scooted closer to him.
And a lil closer.
And a wee bit closer.
Next thing I know he rolls on top of me and starts kissing me.
Yes, yes, yes! this is what I've been waiting for!!
Then he got all primal and animalistic on me!
I had on some sweats that were tied because they were a little big and after fumbling to get them untied he just pulled em to my ankles and got between my legs so the pants acted as a sort of bind.
So he ate me out for a little bit and this was when I discovered he had his tongue pierced (yessssssss) then I pulled the pants all the way off and he got naked in like 2 seconds flat. He got on top and threw my legs over his shoulder and went to work. Then I felt my body being dragged across the bed and he went down on me AGAIN. He has that nice hair that I was telling you guys I like to pull on...Anyways he came up for air and penetrated me with my legs dangling over the edge of the bed. Then he picked me up and threw me on the dresser and pushed my knees onto his chest while he kissed my neck and grabbed my ass.
Then I was in the air.
And then on the dresser with a mirror.
My head kept hitting the mirror making a loud pounding noise
Me: Wait what about the people in the next room?
The Carnie: You want me to stop?
M: NO!
C: Its just my boss next door anyways...
Well alrighty then!
The next thing I knew I was back on the bed but I wanted to be on top. So here I am, happily bouncing my ass on this man, thinking "Wow, he's like four years older than me!"
Then he got back on top and passed out.
And I didn't even have to give him head!
So I was just in a love struck coma when he got out the bed and asked me if I was gonna join him in the shower.
I hopped up in the shower and started to make out with him again and he turned me around and bent me over.
He musta never been with a black girl cause I was trying to stay as far as possible from the water. My hair was already starting to frizz up! I turned back around to kiss him but I lost my balance.
I tried to grab onto the shower curtain but couldn't grab that slippery bastard! So I fell backwards, my elbow hit the toilet and I landed on my ass.
So here is the Carnie, laughing his as off, while the shower head was aiming directly at my naked ass, making a huge ass puddle.
After about 5 minutes, he finally caught his breath and asked me if I was okay. We dried off, I hopped in the bed, shoulders throbbing. He came back from the bathroom to inform me "Aye man you broke my flusher!" I guess on the way down my shoulder took out the flusher handle. It snapped right in the middle so it was unfixable. He finished taking his pee (swear this man takes the longest pees!) and hopped in the bed. After about 10 minutes of pure silence, he busted out laughing because he thought about what happened again.
But the sex was good. So I let him laugh.
Now comes part two, when he made me his official weed finder.
And I smoked for the first time.
That was an experience.
For another day;)
But for right now, lemme give y'all some homework to do
Eve's Ecstasy
Courtesy of SexInfo101.com.
Heh heh...I need to get back in touch with him...
Love me,
Miss Sixxxty, Your very own freak of the industryy
What better time to have story time than now!
I haven't told u guys about The Carnie yet. My friends call him a carnie cause he works @ the fairs but he's far from strange;)
I live in a large city, but there ain't shit to do here.
So when the fair comes, it's like a big deal. Everyone gets dressed up in the hoochie hoe fits and people are always fighting. Oh, and greasy food. A good time.
And one year my friend convinced me to go on the opening day. I wasn't a big fair goer, but I wanted a corn dog and a funnel cake.
We're walking around, and something told me to go to the reptile exhibit.
We go in there and I see this beautiful caramel man with nice teeth. I looked at my friend and clutched my pearls "I. MUST. HAVE. HIM."
We introduced ourselves and exchanged numbers "in case he got bored" and "needed something to do"
Two days later he asked me if I wanted to see a movie when his shift was over.
I had other plans in mind:)
The same friend was having a kick back at her house and the plan was to pick him up, have a few drinks, hang out and that's it.
I went to pick him up at his hotel and we hung out at my friend's house. But then my other BFF called me because she wanted to meet this man I had been telling her about. So me, my BFF (at the time), her BFF and her BF all went to a sex toy shop and then back to his hotel room. I had to leave because my other friend was drunk and I didn't want her to lock me out. So I told my BFF in case she did to NOT leave the hotel room until I got back.
WELL my friend passed out an locked me out the house. And my BFF took off and wasn't answering the phone...
So I had to ask the Carnie if I could stay with him. I hadn't expected him to say yes!
He offers me a drink but it was some nasty ale shit so I passed. We were laying in his bed watching South Park so I scooted closer to him.
And a lil closer.
And a wee bit closer.
Next thing I know he rolls on top of me and starts kissing me.
Yes, yes, yes! this is what I've been waiting for!!
Then he got all primal and animalistic on me!
I had on some sweats that were tied because they were a little big and after fumbling to get them untied he just pulled em to my ankles and got between my legs so the pants acted as a sort of bind.
So he ate me out for a little bit and this was when I discovered he had his tongue pierced (yessssssss) then I pulled the pants all the way off and he got naked in like 2 seconds flat. He got on top and threw my legs over his shoulder and went to work. Then I felt my body being dragged across the bed and he went down on me AGAIN. He has that nice hair that I was telling you guys I like to pull on...Anyways he came up for air and penetrated me with my legs dangling over the edge of the bed. Then he picked me up and threw me on the dresser and pushed my knees onto his chest while he kissed my neck and grabbed my ass.
Then I was in the air.
And then on the dresser with a mirror.
My head kept hitting the mirror making a loud pounding noise
Me: Wait what about the people in the next room?
The Carnie: You want me to stop?
M: NO!
C: Its just my boss next door anyways...
Well alrighty then!
The next thing I knew I was back on the bed but I wanted to be on top. So here I am, happily bouncing my ass on this man, thinking "Wow, he's like four years older than me!"
Then he got back on top and passed out.
And I didn't even have to give him head!
So I was just in a love struck coma when he got out the bed and asked me if I was gonna join him in the shower.
I hopped up in the shower and started to make out with him again and he turned me around and bent me over.
He musta never been with a black girl cause I was trying to stay as far as possible from the water. My hair was already starting to frizz up! I turned back around to kiss him but I lost my balance.
I tried to grab onto the shower curtain but couldn't grab that slippery bastard! So I fell backwards, my elbow hit the toilet and I landed on my ass.
So here is the Carnie, laughing his as off, while the shower head was aiming directly at my naked ass, making a huge ass puddle.
After about 5 minutes, he finally caught his breath and asked me if I was okay. We dried off, I hopped in the bed, shoulders throbbing. He came back from the bathroom to inform me "Aye man you broke my flusher!" I guess on the way down my shoulder took out the flusher handle. It snapped right in the middle so it was unfixable. He finished taking his pee (swear this man takes the longest pees!) and hopped in the bed. After about 10 minutes of pure silence, he busted out laughing because he thought about what happened again.
But the sex was good. So I let him laugh.
Now comes part two, when he made me his official weed finder.
And I smoked for the first time.
That was an experience.
For another day;)
But for right now, lemme give y'all some homework to do
Eve's Ecstasy
Courtesy of SexInfo101.com.
Heh heh...I need to get back in touch with him...
Love me,
Miss Sixxxty, Your very own freak of the industryy
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