Three's A Company, Three's A Crowd.

That's a fucking understatement. Babes an gents if you recall I left you with a cliffhanger last blog (you can easily scroll down an see) that I had a threesome. I always imagined my first threesome being with a dude and another bitch, not two dudes. But it was. Lol ay yi yi worst fucking threesome ever.
If you can also recall sometime after surgery I took a lil blogging break due to some drama between me an Happenis. Basically his friend wanted to fuck me, I didn't and he oddly got mad at me using the excuse that because he's moving I would need a replacement anyways...I swear I thought this was some sort of bizarre test. Like who would really want a girl to fuck their friend? Crazy much...anyways we got into a fight and didn't speak for two weeks, and I hated his friend even more. Although the majority of those two weeks I was incapacitated and per doctors orders I couldn't have sex anyways, I was still mad cause I didn't wanna beef with him before he left. We eventually ended up making up two days before he left. And this is where the story begins.

11 months. 11 months of great sex. The end of an era!! How do you commemorate? With a threesome of course. We're both comfortable with each other, why not? The only problem was the third party aka his bitch ass friend. Ughhh...I already was giving him the side eye for indirectly causing the fight between me an Happenis but I was willing to put that shit to the side for a night to try something new.
They pick me up at my house and we go to his friend's house to do the deed. I had popped some vicos to enhance this experience and those shits betrayed me so I had to stay sober the entire night. We get to his house and we're all just staring at each other like...okaaaay.

Happenis: Dude I'm not even gonna lie I don't even know what to do from here.
The Idiot Friend: It's okay I've done this before, just follow me to the bedroom.
Me: Oh god...

We follow him to his room and I stop dead in my tracks in the doorway. His "bed" is a foam pad the size of a twin mattress. Happenis tells me he's moving and to cut him some slack. Umm...I may have never had a threesome before but I know three people can't fit on that raggedy excuse of a bed! I walk in and sit on the computer chair and just stare at the both of them. The Idiot Friend lights a candle, turns off the lights and of all things he could play he plays fucking KURUPT. The candles already made me giggle but Kurupt?! Really?! I was already annoyed. So Happenis takes it upon himself to tell me and The Idiot Friend to get better acquainted. So I sat next to The Idiot Friend and he starts touching my boob. Mind you I'm only two weeks out and can't feel shit. Hell, I still had my surgical tape on. But this could've potentially been my last time with Happenis so...I take off my shirt and lay down and The Idiot Friend starts rubbing my nips.

Me: *annoyed* I can't feel that...
The Idiot Friend: Really?
Me: I have zero feeling in my nipples right now.
The Idiot Friend: You sure? What about this
He proceeds to attempt to lick my nips
Me: Did you think I was joking when I said there's no feeling there? I can't feel shit.

Even tho I told him there was no feeling he kept doing the shit and it didn't do anything but piss me off. He stops and looks at Happenis and says "Dude tell me what she likes" and he says "I didn't get it in one shot you gotta figure it out for yourself." And in between counting cracks in the ceiling I'm thinking "You DID get it in one shot babe...". He slides off my shorts and starts fingering me. It's a combination of him mashing my clit down and fingering me with one or two fingers (I couldn't tell how many I just know it SUCKED). I kept grabbing his hand to prevent him from doing the shit and he kept heading right back for my clit so finally I just put my hand over it so he couldn't get to it. Then he shoves his fingers in my mouth expecting me to suck on them I guess. I seriously wanted to bite them off. Happenis saw I was getting annoyed so he called me over to where he was sitting. He asked me if I was alright, what pills did I take, if I was sure I wanted to do this blah blah blah. I kissed him and The Idiot Friend excused himself. As soon as he dipped Happenis threw me of his lap, got behind me and said "Lets hurry up an do this" See...THIS is what I'm used to. THIS is what I like. Take notes you idiot. Flips me on my back and puts my legs over his shoulders. I'm actually enjoying myself now. Then The Idiot Friend comes back in, I get back into doggy, he sits in front of me pulls his boxers down. All I saw was pubes and a thumb. This man. Called his PEEPEE a COCK. And I could hold tat shit with my index & middle fingers and a thumb. Sir you don't have a COCK you have a PEEPEE. After staring at his peepee like "What the fuck am I supposed to do with this shit" for about a minute I finally grab it and I start giving him a half assed blow job. Which is super difficult with Happenis tryna blow my damn back out. So I gave up on giving him head just arched my back and enjoyed the shit. Then he pulled out and they switched. The Idiot friend goes back to fingering me and I start sucking Happenis's dick like I actually enjoy the shit, and we go off his blow job/fingering thing. Happenis would fuck me, The Idiot Friend would finger me. For some reason his ass couldn't get a boner. All I had to do was walk over to Happenis and he was ready to go (sexual chemistry right there). Anyways when Happenis goes back to fucking me The Idiot Friend grabs his phone to watch some porn to help him out. Uh, Hello?! Are we not fucking like inches away from you?! Anyways...Myself and Happenis finish and he goes to take a shower and The Idiot Friend finally gets a quarter of a boner and he jumps behind me so fast

Me: Uhh...you need a condom.
The Idiot Friend: Are you serious right now?
Me: I'm dead serious.

As soon as I said that he lost whatever hope of a boner there may have been so he goes back to fingering me and trying to lick my numb boobs and I hop up and excuse myself to the bathroom. I'm standing in this man's kitchen naked not even caring if his roommates come out. I see Happenis eating some pizza and he goes "Hungry?" I tell him he's not getting a boner and I don't wanna do this shit. He's like alright, at least we tried. So I go back in the room and start getting dressed.

The Idiot Friend: What are you doing?
Me: I'm getting dressed.
The Idiot Friend: Why?
Me: Because I'm over this shit.
The Idiot Friend: Just give me a lap dance...show me what you do at work I'll be ready.
Me: No you won't. It's not gonna happen.

As soon as I got dressed I sat in the car til they came outside to drive me home.
The last words The Idiot Friend said to me?

"Thanks for the half assed bow job"

You are very welcome sir! I just could NOT with him. He tried to blame his inability to get a boner on me! Fuck you I did what I was supposed to do which was show up and get naked. Sorry you suck. The funny thing was he was talking hella shit about how his "cock" comes with a guarantee and how much I'm gonna love it and blah blah blah and he couldn't even get the rinky dink shit up. You take your peepee and your unshaven pubes thataway. I said my final goodbye to Happenis and took my ass to bed. In the morning The Idiot Friend finally admitted he had whiskey dick and he was sorry the evening didn't go as planned. Sir I don't need your fonky ass apologies because WE will not be interacting like ever again.

As sucky as it was it didn't completely turn me off to the idea of having another. Maybe with Happenis and another girl of MY choosing. Or another guy. Cause it probably could've been great if The Idiot Friend wasn't such...an idiot.

THE LEG GLIDER
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The drought ended two nights ago. Surprise appearance by Happenis shit went all the way the fuck down. It was even better than I remembered:)

Miss Sixxxty, your very own freak of the industryy

The Drought Is Back...

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My Little Sexual Fantasy

babes an gents i haven't had sex in god knows how long. a little something.

we're at a party and we've been exchanging glances all night. i give you that look...and slink off to the bathroom. in anticipation of your arrival i take off my pants an sit on the edge of the sink. you walk in and squeeze between my legs.i grab your face an pull you closer, tryna taste the tiny traces of alcohol on your tongue. slowly sliding your hands up my thighs, hookin em on my thong you slide em to the side. slip two fingers in giving me the come hither while your thumb caresses my clit. this in combination with the soon to be hickies you're putting on my neck is just enough to make me go insane i need you in me NOW. pick me up and sneak me to the nearest bedroom so we can finish handling business. just throw me on the bed and flip me over. dick on full mast just rip the panties off and slide in. you know you love it i got it just how you like it: tight, wet and warm. nice an easy, nice an easy..but you know that's not how i like it...i want it fast an rough. so you pick up the pace, pull my hair an tell me to arch my back, to throw it back at you. absolute fucking bliss. i can't even focus on anything but you. slide out, flip me over and put my feet on your chest and start pumping away. i can barely move, the only thing i can do is reach up and pull your hair. i put my leg back on the ground and dig my nails into your back cause i want you to go deeper. so you grab a leg and throw it over your shoulder and i cant do anything but clench my stomach and bite my lip. can't say i've ever wanted you more than i do now. i push you off and push you on your back so i can take control for a minute. hands on your chest i just grind on you for a lil bit, catch my groove and start riding it. i lean back, feet planted on the ground so you can see everything. i notice you wanna take over so i put my hands on the ground for leverage and let you do me. i spin around an put it in reverse cowgirl cause i know you like to watch my ass bounce up an down on your dick. you give me a couple slaps on the ass and then get a hard grip and slam me down on you. you push me forward on my knees and get behind me. i bend down on my elbows and let you have full control because i know its comin. faster and harder, this is all no holds barred. full on uncontrollable lust i just want you to let me have it. i hear your breaths getting deeper, you grip my hips even tighter then push me away, pull out and release on my back. after you finish all you can do is rest on your knees, throw your head back an say "FUCK" before collapsing next to me. i look at you, slap you across the face and then kiss you. you get up, wipe me down, we get dressed and i fix my hair and we part ways.

damn i need a cigg.
Miss Sixxxty, your very own freak of the industryy

Remember Me? I Was Your Friend When You Were Single...

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Double && Trouble.

Finally the day has come. I have returned lol. Babes an gents so much has been going on but I'm alright again:)
I've had drama with Happenis but we fight we make up and we're good. That's all that really matters. The sad part is he's moving all the way to east jesus nowhere and I don't know when I'll see him again. I'm gonna miss him, GiGi is gonna miss him more. She is in a period of mourning, idk when she'll feel better lol. I got him two going away gifts; a care package...and some other stuff but that's a whole nother blog lol. Maybe I'll elaborate in the future. Aww...Best 10 months my sex life has ever seen (thus far).

Now the moment you've all been waiting for...
*drum roll please*

MY BOOBIES!!!
Silicone, 550 cc's, cup size unknown (constantly changing), areola incision, high profile, round smooth shape.

July 26th
Woke up at 6:30 to go pick up my bestie aka my responsible adult from work and to hit the road by 7:30. I swear that drive takes fucking FOR-EVER. And don't even get me STARTED on the Grapevine!! I used navigation to get to the drs office both times but this time for some odd reason We had to take the back ways to get to Beverly Hills thru West Hollywood. Now I love a scenic route, but not when I have somewhere to be and LA traffic ain't no joke! We finally arrive to the office, albeit a couple minutes late, but the office coordinators weren't trippin'. Oh, did I mention I forgot my debit card at home? Yea I was like 4 hours away, thank god my bestie had me covered! I filled out some last minute paper work and tried on some implants. I changed my mind on the size, last I remembered I was thinking around 3something, but my office coordinator told me the dr suggested 400 cc's would be the biggest he wanted to go. I tried them on and they looked HUGE. But at the same time I was throwin down 4 grand so go big or go home right? I agreed on 400 and left the office to go do my blood work. I hate needles. I love piercings but even still I panic before I get poked. Shots are not my friend. So naturally I panicked when it was time to draw blood. The phlebotomist was NOT soothing me whatsoever. But I lived. Lol. I paid an extra 100 bucks for my blood work and my bra because the bra I originally had didn't open in the front. After dealing with the paperwork and blood work it was time to find our hotel.
OMG.
We stayed in Van Nuys and the first place we checked out...wow. We were just looking for a cheap room cause we were only gonna be there for a night but when people say you get what you pay for...MAN they weren't lying!! The first place when we arrived there was a moving crew or something moving the mattresses and furniture out of one of the rooms. I was convinced that someone had died in there. On top of that, the "Snapple" machine the had outside didn't even sell snapple and I didn't know that til AFTER I put my money in the machine! I couldn't drink soda (no caffeine before surgery) so I was gonna get a soda for my friend and the stupid machine ate my dollar! I went to tell the manager that the machine ate my dollar and he tells me that the machine isn't his responsibility but do I wanna leave my number so he can have the company contact me about a refund. Like really? For a dollar you coulda just gave me? No thanks. We do eventually find a place to stay that is somewhat decent...but I realize I gotta at least bay 85 for a good room. I stayed at the Quality Inn for 45 bucks and that room was waaaaay nicer than the room we stayed in for 65 bucks!
Later that night I start getting nervous and rethinking my decision, so I go for a walk at 11:30 to buy a juice and have my last drink before midnight.

July 27th
Surgery was scheduled for 9 am, and I was supposed to be there at 8 so I wake up at 6:30 to shower and get ready. We hit the road at 7 and what should have been a 30 minute drive turned into damn near an hour. FUCK LA traffic. At 7am where the hell are all you guys going?!
En Route to the surgery center I get a call asking if i could come in any earlier because they want me to be the first one in! OMG I start panicking and when we finally arrive I'm still the first one there. They take me to the back to disrobe and put on my backless gown and I fill out some more paper work and I ask about my piercings. Their solution is to tape me up. They even tape up my clit ring which was...uncomfortable. Like I'm getting my boobs done and you're looking at GiGi dead in the face. The Dr comes in, marks his incision line under my areola (thank you jesus) and he takes a bunch of pictures, the last pictures of my pre-op boobs and its time to walk into the operating room.
One of the nurses is telling me I have a pretty face and a nice complexion, and that I remind her of her god daughter. The Anesthesiologist introduces himself and I hop on the table. They tell me I'm gonna love my results and they stick me with the IV and its off to dreamland. My last words were "Is this supposed to make me sleepy? Cause I'm sleepy..." and I remember the nurses laughing...then I woke up. The nurse was asking me how I was feeling and I felt like I could barely talk. "Pain. Cold." I felt extreme pressure and some pain on my chest and I was FREEZING. Like teeth chattering legs shaking cold. The nurse informed me that I was gonna get some "Happy Juice" and I'd be fine. Idk what she gave me but that shit was GREAT it knocked me back out. They also gave me some warm blankets. I also remember my bootie slipping off and me trying to reach to fix it and the nurse was stopping me. I heard the monitor go beserk and she fixed it for me and I went back to sleep. I don't know exactly how long the surgery was, but I was up in my wheelchair ready to fill my prescription and be back home. That happy juice kept me pain free until late into the night. I pretty much just kicked back and watched TV and popped my pills.

The Following Week
Day one I felt like shit. I threw up and I don't know if it had to do with the anesthesia or the fact that I had been taking my pills and not eating anything. Days 2-4 sucked ass because my boobs were soooo sore in the morning when I woke up (I'm also not a back sleeper. I love sleeping on my stomach). Getting outta bed was THEE worst. It hurt to pull myself up. To get INTO bed at night I had to crawl on my knees cause I could barely use my arms to maneuver myself. All I did was watch TV and pop pills. A couple friends came to visit me and bring me food because I think days 2-4 I was alone. Which sucked cause I wanted people to talk to and if they didn't come to me it wasn't happenin'. Day 2 my baby mama came over to help me take a shower. That's love right there. Lol. I was so embarrassed but I could not stand being stinky!! Day 2 was also the day I looked at my implant card and saw that the Dr had given me 550 cc's instead of 400! Looking at my boobs now I'm glad he did cause I still think they're kinda on the small side. By day 5 I felt normal for the most part, and by day 7 I could pull my shirts over my head.

It'll be two weeks tomorrow and let me tell you I'm in no pain whatsoever. The implant isn't stiff anymore and massaging is a lot easier now. The implants are dropping a little, softening up each day I love it. Right now they're wide. But they stick out as far as my old boobs so I'm still waiting for the muscle to stop holding them hostage and for them to drop and fluff out.

I apologize in advance, I don't have any pre-op pictures saved on my computer or phone so when I go to my next appointment I'll just snag the official pics to share with you guys but I got some post-op pics:)

Miss SIxxxty, your very own freak of the industryy

Random Late Night Thought

Today (tonight rather) marks what like the 3rd anniversary of that crazy night full of gooooood raunchy probably illegal sex with the big bang.

What I wouldn't give to get another crack at THAT...or at least to not have it be hella (I'm from cali so I say 'hella' if you haven't noticed by now) fucking awkward when we cross paths at school.

Idk just a thought. Pain killers got my mind running a mile a minute thinking about things and people I shouldn't, rather would like to NOT think about...but when you try not to think about something or someone you just think about it more. Good night.

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Bueno.

Hey everyone I've been away longer than I should...I know I apologize.
Surgery went well, I'll blog about that soon.
Basically the after effects of the surgery have me feeling pretty shitty, then drama back over here with happenis...I am not in a good place to be blogging.
I'll be back in about 2 weeks tho, and I'll fill you in on all the shit that has gone down in these past weeks...

Miss Sixxxty, your very own freak of the industryy