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Bedroom Olympics
Okay babes an gents so as you guys are aware, I'm still sleeping with Blue Magic. And I'm very content:)
But anywhore *Brian Bee voice* let me tell you about this past saturday
I took my friend to go get her vertical clit hood piercing, which will have me laughing for days.
She was freaked out the whole time, so much so that I had to hold her down.
But she did it and now she's happy with it, just like me:)
The piercer was telling her no sex for a week and she looked at me an said "Well shit you an Blue Magic didn't wait why the hell I got to??" And I politely told her I hadn't had sex for six months previous to that and there was no way I was gonna turn him down! Then she asked me if I was gonna see him later that night, and I remember telling her no one was gonna wait by the phone for him all night. I said "Watch; I'm gonna go home, get in the bed, get it nice an warm, and be half asleep when he hits me up."
Like clockwork, I get a text while I was sleeping in the bed.
And being the slave to peen that I am, I went to go see him.
Swooped him up and took him back to my aunt's house.
I finally found somewhere to fuck this man. Back seat action is nice, but I prefer a bed.
We get there, and he goes an waits in the room. I'm searching the house for an adapter to the radio so I can listen to my phone. Can't find one. I wanted music to be playing because someone else was there as well and I feel weird having people listening to me have sex. I go back in the room and I see he turned the tv off.
M: why did you turn the tv off?
BM: you ant it on? are you gonna watch tv or something?
M: no...I just want it on...
BM: you're being overly cautious...
I turn the tv on anyways and was frantically trying to find the music channels. I haven't had Comcast in years, so I forgot where they were and in my urgency I just put it on an informercial and turned the volume up. I turn around and see he's under the covers and I'm like get out. My aunt keeps that house hotter than hell, there's no reason to be under there. I pull the covers off and you already know he drill: hop on :)
I slowly start riding him, and he tells me to go to the top. I slide almost completely off and slide back on. Now, this does nothing for me, but I love that he loves it. He flips me over and takes off his shirt. This is how I know shit is about to get serious;) I wrap my legs around his waist and he starts pounding away. He starts off fast and then hits me with a few slow hard thrusts like he wants me to feel it hit the tip of my lungs.
BM: you like that?
M: ohmygawdyesssss
Oooh, how I wish he knew how much I loved it. Better than any drug. He leans back so that we look like a V and I start rolling my hips into him. Tells me to go slow, so he can see what I'm doing. I wonder if he noticed I got new clit jewelry. Hmmm...Switch into doggy and he starts killin. I'm trying my best to be quiet cause I don't wanna make the girl in the other room feel uncomfortable, but I tapped out. Couldn't hold it in anymore. Then he started smackin' my ass...and we all know how much I enjoy that. For some weird reason, when I got on top and started riding him, the bed started moving funny! It was hitting the wall and making hella noise, but I don't remember it doing that when he was on top! Oh well, I figured when the girl heard the bodies slapping she already knew what was going on, no sense in holding back now.
He got back on top, this time with my legs on his shoulders. He makes my legs shake when he does that...So hes on top, pressing my legs against his chest and I slooooowly slide off the bed. I have to stick my hand out on the ground to prevent us both from eating shit and potentially winding up in the E.R. with a sex related injury. Finally I get mine and get the warm sex flush over my body...then he gets his. And makes a mess on me. I tried to take him in my mouth but he stopped me. I get up and go to the bathroom to get some tissue to clean up and he's like, where are you going?
M: To clean up the mess you made. I'm messy.
BM: you really need to stop peeing on yourself.
M: shut. up.
I grab my tissue and head back to the bedroom, and I see he's dressed and sprawled across the bed. I walk over and straddle him, and I can feel he's not completely soft just yet. Wiggle my ass a lil' bit, and I get the reaction I'm looking for. He slaps my ass and tells me to go to sleep. Yeah yeah I'll go to sleep right after you put me to bed lol. I was about to give him head and he stopped me and says his dick is too sore. The one time I really REALLY wanna give you head and you stop me. UGHHHHH. As weird as it sounds I just wish he'd let me suck his dick. That is like the one thing that I can do for you without any help from you. That's my ego boost right there. Me giving you some Grade A head. But I guess I should be glad that he's not one of those dudes who forces my head down there and tries to choke me on their peen...He tells me to get on the ground, I get on all fours. He pushes my dress up and slides my panties down. He sticks a finger in an says "yeah you know that's what you want". He squats and I hop on top and dangle my legs on the outside of his and let him kill. He kept spreading my legs farther apart and it kinda hurt, so I leaned forward and started bouncing my ass on his dick. This time I didn't have to go slow. He took over and pushed me on my back. Legs back on his shoulder he stops and says he can't do it because I keep running. Normally I'd be mad but at the same time my aunt texted me and let me know she was outside.
While he's in the bathroom my aunt and her friend are laughing at me cause they know what just went on. She walks into her room and comments on how warm it is in there. He comes out the bathroom, introduces himself, and starts fucking with everyone. Meanwhile I'm searching for my car key. I walk by him and he says me and my aunt's friend's asses are about the same size, and how he thinks she looks good. I just stare at him and he asks me why I'm mad. I tell him I'm not mad. Then he asks if I'm his girlfriend. I answer no and he says so what's the problem. I coulda choked his ass right then an there lol.
Cut to 30 minutes later, STILL can't find my key, and I'm pissed. my aunt's friend leaves and then I discover that he had my key the whole time. I could have killed him. I went searching through the grass at 4 in the morning when it was below zero and he had my key the whole time!!! I think he had my key just so he could talk to my aunt's friend >_< We get in the car and go grab some tacos, where he asks me for a threesome with the friend. Niiiiiice try. We're driving down the street and he's looking at the blog I did on Mallory Rae. And he zooms in on a picture of a dick in her vag. Then says that looks like his dick an my vag. Kinda but not really, cause he says my vag is black, or purple because I'm black. Well look here SIR you've never looked at it that hard and I looked at it w/ a mirror it is most DEF not black or purple lol its dark pink if anything. So HAH. While we're in the taco shop he's just telling me what he wants to do with his life, why he thinks he's single, how he feels about school and the military. It was actually a pretty good convo. He's really smart. Then he asked me to tell him something about myself because "Aside from fucking you I don't know anything about you". Then he explains to me how to make money using the internet...And oh, would you look at the time it was 6:14! so we head to his house, and when we arrive we just chill in front of his house for a minute, and he tells me "I don't want you to think I'm saying this just because you write about me or because I'm coming down from being drunk, but your blog is really good, you're good at writing and telling a story."
Made me feel good, and slightly embarrassed that he reads my blog, But w/e lol.
I drop him off and make it home around 7, curl up in the bed and check fb once before I head to sleep. I have hella notifications on the last status I posted.
"My vagina feels amazing"
He hacked my fb when he was using my phone and posted this.
Not only does he like to fuck me, he likes fucking with me.
Ugh I hate him(:
I wonder what this weekend has in store for me...
GAME'S ON
Courtesy of SexInfo101.com.
I just wish he'd let me suck his dick one good time...smh..
Miss Sixxxty, your very own of the industryy
OOOOOOOH YEAH!!!! Go check out this blog an lemme know what you think about it @ AskMissSixxxty@yahoo.com http://how-to-know-if-a-girl-likes-you.tumblr.com/ I wanna hear if you think this is accurate:) show some love please
But anywhore *Brian Bee voice* let me tell you about this past saturday
I took my friend to go get her vertical clit hood piercing, which will have me laughing for days.
She was freaked out the whole time, so much so that I had to hold her down.
But she did it and now she's happy with it, just like me:)
The piercer was telling her no sex for a week and she looked at me an said "Well shit you an Blue Magic didn't wait why the hell I got to??" And I politely told her I hadn't had sex for six months previous to that and there was no way I was gonna turn him down! Then she asked me if I was gonna see him later that night, and I remember telling her no one was gonna wait by the phone for him all night. I said "Watch; I'm gonna go home, get in the bed, get it nice an warm, and be half asleep when he hits me up."
Like clockwork, I get a text while I was sleeping in the bed.
And being the slave to peen that I am, I went to go see him.
Swooped him up and took him back to my aunt's house.
I finally found somewhere to fuck this man. Back seat action is nice, but I prefer a bed.
We get there, and he goes an waits in the room. I'm searching the house for an adapter to the radio so I can listen to my phone. Can't find one. I wanted music to be playing because someone else was there as well and I feel weird having people listening to me have sex. I go back in the room and I see he turned the tv off.
M: why did you turn the tv off?
BM: you ant it on? are you gonna watch tv or something?
M: no...I just want it on...
BM: you're being overly cautious...
I turn the tv on anyways and was frantically trying to find the music channels. I haven't had Comcast in years, so I forgot where they were and in my urgency I just put it on an informercial and turned the volume up. I turn around and see he's under the covers and I'm like get out. My aunt keeps that house hotter than hell, there's no reason to be under there. I pull the covers off and you already know he drill: hop on :)
I slowly start riding him, and he tells me to go to the top. I slide almost completely off and slide back on. Now, this does nothing for me, but I love that he loves it. He flips me over and takes off his shirt. This is how I know shit is about to get serious;) I wrap my legs around his waist and he starts pounding away. He starts off fast and then hits me with a few slow hard thrusts like he wants me to feel it hit the tip of my lungs.
BM: you like that?
M: ohmygawdyesssss
Oooh, how I wish he knew how much I loved it. Better than any drug. He leans back so that we look like a V and I start rolling my hips into him. Tells me to go slow, so he can see what I'm doing. I wonder if he noticed I got new clit jewelry. Hmmm...Switch into doggy and he starts killin. I'm trying my best to be quiet cause I don't wanna make the girl in the other room feel uncomfortable, but I tapped out. Couldn't hold it in anymore. Then he started smackin' my ass...and we all know how much I enjoy that. For some weird reason, when I got on top and started riding him, the bed started moving funny! It was hitting the wall and making hella noise, but I don't remember it doing that when he was on top! Oh well, I figured when the girl heard the bodies slapping she already knew what was going on, no sense in holding back now.
He got back on top, this time with my legs on his shoulders. He makes my legs shake when he does that...So hes on top, pressing my legs against his chest and I slooooowly slide off the bed. I have to stick my hand out on the ground to prevent us both from eating shit and potentially winding up in the E.R. with a sex related injury. Finally I get mine and get the warm sex flush over my body...then he gets his. And makes a mess on me. I tried to take him in my mouth but he stopped me. I get up and go to the bathroom to get some tissue to clean up and he's like, where are you going?
M: To clean up the mess you made. I'm messy.
BM: you really need to stop peeing on yourself.
M: shut. up.
I grab my tissue and head back to the bedroom, and I see he's dressed and sprawled across the bed. I walk over and straddle him, and I can feel he's not completely soft just yet. Wiggle my ass a lil' bit, and I get the reaction I'm looking for. He slaps my ass and tells me to go to sleep. Yeah yeah I'll go to sleep right after you put me to bed lol. I was about to give him head and he stopped me and says his dick is too sore. The one time I really REALLY wanna give you head and you stop me. UGHHHHH. As weird as it sounds I just wish he'd let me suck his dick. That is like the one thing that I can do for you without any help from you. That's my ego boost right there. Me giving you some Grade A head. But I guess I should be glad that he's not one of those dudes who forces my head down there and tries to choke me on their peen...He tells me to get on the ground, I get on all fours. He pushes my dress up and slides my panties down. He sticks a finger in an says "yeah you know that's what you want". He squats and I hop on top and dangle my legs on the outside of his and let him kill. He kept spreading my legs farther apart and it kinda hurt, so I leaned forward and started bouncing my ass on his dick. This time I didn't have to go slow. He took over and pushed me on my back. Legs back on his shoulder he stops and says he can't do it because I keep running. Normally I'd be mad but at the same time my aunt texted me and let me know she was outside.
While he's in the bathroom my aunt and her friend are laughing at me cause they know what just went on. She walks into her room and comments on how warm it is in there. He comes out the bathroom, introduces himself, and starts fucking with everyone. Meanwhile I'm searching for my car key. I walk by him and he says me and my aunt's friend's asses are about the same size, and how he thinks she looks good. I just stare at him and he asks me why I'm mad. I tell him I'm not mad. Then he asks if I'm his girlfriend. I answer no and he says so what's the problem. I coulda choked his ass right then an there lol.
Cut to 30 minutes later, STILL can't find my key, and I'm pissed. my aunt's friend leaves and then I discover that he had my key the whole time. I could have killed him. I went searching through the grass at 4 in the morning when it was below zero and he had my key the whole time!!! I think he had my key just so he could talk to my aunt's friend >_< We get in the car and go grab some tacos, where he asks me for a threesome with the friend. Niiiiiice try. We're driving down the street and he's looking at the blog I did on Mallory Rae. And he zooms in on a picture of a dick in her vag. Then says that looks like his dick an my vag. Kinda but not really, cause he says my vag is black, or purple because I'm black. Well look here SIR you've never looked at it that hard and I looked at it w/ a mirror it is most DEF not black or purple lol its dark pink if anything. So HAH. While we're in the taco shop he's just telling me what he wants to do with his life, why he thinks he's single, how he feels about school and the military. It was actually a pretty good convo. He's really smart. Then he asked me to tell him something about myself because "Aside from fucking you I don't know anything about you". Then he explains to me how to make money using the internet...And oh, would you look at the time it was 6:14! so we head to his house, and when we arrive we just chill in front of his house for a minute, and he tells me "I don't want you to think I'm saying this just because you write about me or because I'm coming down from being drunk, but your blog is really good, you're good at writing and telling a story."
Made me feel good, and slightly embarrassed that he reads my blog, But w/e lol.
I drop him off and make it home around 7, curl up in the bed and check fb once before I head to sleep. I have hella notifications on the last status I posted.
"My vagina feels amazing"
He hacked my fb when he was using my phone and posted this.
Not only does he like to fuck me, he likes fucking with me.
Ugh I hate him(:
I wonder what this weekend has in store for me...
GAME'S ON
Courtesy of SexInfo101.com.
I just wish he'd let me suck his dick one good time...smh..
Miss Sixxxty, your very own of the industryy
OOOOOOOH YEAH!!!! Go check out this blog an lemme know what you think about it @ AskMissSixxxty@yahoo.com http://how-to-know-if-a-girl-likes-you.tumblr.com/ I wanna hear if you think this is accurate:) show some love please
Saturday, December 4, 2010
Introducing...Mallory Rae!
Okay babes an gents so seeing as to how I've been a loser these past few days, I've been on my netbook more than usual. Apparently there was a misunderstanding between me and Blue Magic *side eye* but whatever, I ended up getting my issue slightly handled, so I can't complain TOO MUCH. All I'm gonna say is Kitty had a snack, and now she's ready for the main course. Because I have had the female equivalent of blue balls since Wednesday night.
I had the other day off, so I snatched up my friend and dragged him to the mall so I could see if Frederick's had anything that would tickle my fancy. As soon as I walk in I spy this mannequin with the most beautiful one piece bathing suit I had ever seen. I tried it on and it looked even more beautiful on me:) That suit was custom made for my body. As much as I would love to post a pic, the suit isn't available on the website. But anyways, you would think bathing suits would be on sale during the winter months. That bathing suit what 98 fucking dollars. For a one piece. I politely put it back on the hanger and lusted after it in my mind. That bathing suit will be mine. Bitches prepare to be outshone an jealous come next summer.
Anyways I posted the pic on twitter and some chick asked me where I got it. I told her where and she mentioned how she loved my blog. I love when people tell me they love it:) When I checked out her name I noticed she had the "xxx" following it. Generally when I see "xxx" that means they're some sort of adult film star. I got 5 kinds of excited and googled her. Mallory Rae Murphy was following me and she enjoyed my blog *insert happy dance here*. We chatted for a little bit, exchanged emails, and my interview with Miss Mallory will be coming soon:)
Most of you are probably scratching your head like :who the fuck is she and why have I never heard of her?"
Well, She's relatively new to the game. Here's her story.
Obviously, this here is Mallory lol. She's got that cute, girl-next-door look to her. She was born May 20th, 1991 (a year younger than me! crazyyy) in Dallas, Texas. Left home at 16, graduated from East Plano Senior High with two jobs. Hell, I'm in college and working "full time" (what my job considers full time and what the rest of America considers full time are two completely different things) and making ends meet are hard enough as it is. By chance, she started working at a topless bar, (which I hear didn't last too long. Jerky customers smh) which then led into adult films. While working her short stint at the club she met a man with some connections and the rest is history. To LaLa land!! She came to L.A. and shot her 1st scene with Fabio, err, I mean Evan Stone. You're probably like "Yaaaaawn...this is the story of EVERY porn star though. What makes HER so special?". Not so fast. I failed to mention that she graduated high school A VIRGIN. And proceeded to lose her virginity ON CAMERA to Mr. Evan Stone. And we all know how blessed he is...
What a way to lose your virginity! I know for me personally, losing it wasn't much of a big deal. I didn't feel like a new woman, I most certainly wasn't emotionally attached to the loser I lost it to. It was just sex. Once it was over I wanted more. And for her to lose her virginity on camera shows that it's not the life changing experience everyone makes it out to be.
For now, she's sticking to oral and vaginal, and when she gets bored with that then she'll move on to anal.
I go from not even knowing who this chick is to wanting to see all her films and see how she gets down.
I gotta take my as to the local sex toy shop and do my research.
Ahhh, this is a sweet gig...
She's done some work with Vivid, who is HUGE in the adult film world. They've released like every celebrity sex tape known to man. That's huge.
Glad to see she's doing something she enjoys, and not letting the opinion of others deter her.
From talking to her, she seems really down to earth, she's always talking to her fans, and she was nice enough to grant me an interview with her!
Follow her on twitter: @MalloryRaeXXX
Here's some flicks of her in action
She kinda reminds me of Megan Hauserman from "Rock Of Love"
Welp, stay tuned for part two babes an gents, I hope this has sparked your interests:) If there's anything you'd like to know about her, hit me up via my twitter or shoot me an email AskMissSixxxty@yahoo.com an I'll be sure to ask her:)
PUMP
Courtesy of SexInfo101.com.
Ooooh, freak nasty. This one looks fun. But I would hope no one would walk in while I was doing this lol
Besitos,
Miss Sixxxty, your very own freak of the industryy
I had the other day off, so I snatched up my friend and dragged him to the mall so I could see if Frederick's had anything that would tickle my fancy. As soon as I walk in I spy this mannequin with the most beautiful one piece bathing suit I had ever seen. I tried it on and it looked even more beautiful on me:) That suit was custom made for my body. As much as I would love to post a pic, the suit isn't available on the website. But anyways, you would think bathing suits would be on sale during the winter months. That bathing suit what 98 fucking dollars. For a one piece. I politely put it back on the hanger and lusted after it in my mind. That bathing suit will be mine. Bitches prepare to be outshone an jealous come next summer.
Anyways I posted the pic on twitter and some chick asked me where I got it. I told her where and she mentioned how she loved my blog. I love when people tell me they love it:) When I checked out her name I noticed she had the "xxx" following it. Generally when I see "xxx" that means they're some sort of adult film star. I got 5 kinds of excited and googled her. Mallory Rae Murphy was following me and she enjoyed my blog *insert happy dance here*. We chatted for a little bit, exchanged emails, and my interview with Miss Mallory will be coming soon:)
Most of you are probably scratching your head like :who the fuck is she and why have I never heard of her?"
Well, She's relatively new to the game. Here's her story.
What a way to lose your virginity! I know for me personally, losing it wasn't much of a big deal. I didn't feel like a new woman, I most certainly wasn't emotionally attached to the loser I lost it to. It was just sex. Once it was over I wanted more. And for her to lose her virginity on camera shows that it's not the life changing experience everyone makes it out to be.
For now, she's sticking to oral and vaginal, and when she gets bored with that then she'll move on to anal.
I go from not even knowing who this chick is to wanting to see all her films and see how she gets down.
I gotta take my as to the local sex toy shop and do my research.
Ahhh, this is a sweet gig...
She's done some work with Vivid, who is HUGE in the adult film world. They've released like every celebrity sex tape known to man. That's huge.
Glad to see she's doing something she enjoys, and not letting the opinion of others deter her.
From talking to her, she seems really down to earth, she's always talking to her fans, and she was nice enough to grant me an interview with her!
Follow her on twitter: @MalloryRaeXXX
Here's some flicks of her in action
Welp, stay tuned for part two babes an gents, I hope this has sparked your interests:) If there's anything you'd like to know about her, hit me up via my twitter or shoot me an email AskMissSixxxty@yahoo.com an I'll be sure to ask her:)
PUMP
Courtesy of SexInfo101.com.
Ooooh, freak nasty. This one looks fun. But I would hope no one would walk in while I was doing this lol
Besitos,
Miss Sixxxty, your very own freak of the industryy
Monday, November 29, 2010
Turquoise Jeep Music!
Babes an gents I need a damn hobby to keep me occupied.
I've got my side hustle makin me a little bit of money here and there, most def not enough for my boobs tho. Then work sucks. And I've been feeling pretty shitty these last few days
But enough about that.
I need to stay upbeat. And this, my friends, is one helluva way to stay upbeat.
TURQUOISE JEEP MUSIC!!!
My friend @NYCNeef sent me a link to this video one day, the "Fried or Fertilized" video I posted a few blogs back, and I oddly became addicted. It was like a bad car accident. As horrible as it was, it was infectious at the same time. And the majority of their music has to do with my favorite past time, SEX! There's Flynt Flossy, who looks like a cross between Chance and Charlie Murphy. Whachamacalit, Yung Humma, a cross between Real and Pootie Tang; Slick Mahoney, your token white guy; and Pretty Raheem. And Tummi Scratch, the dude who makes all their beats. The music is catchy as hell, and each song has a dance to it. My fave of course is the "fried or fertilized" dance. So lemme not hold back and share the wealth.
STRETCHY PANTS
OR watch it here via mobile web
"She don't cook she don't clean"
"That bitch is lazy but them stretchy pants just drive me crazy wanna dirty dance like I'm Partick Shwazye
The song that started it all. I love my stretchy pants. And I'm pretty sure if you've seen me walking around in 'em you like em too. lol
FRIED OR FERTILIZED
OR watch it here via mobile web.
I would feel oddly uncomfortable if someone were to walk up to me in public and ask me this, I would politely answer that I like my eggs scrambled please, and move it right on along.
Idk what it is about this damn song that has me hooked, but it does. Could it be the jellyfish, Slick Mahoneys random cameo, or could it be that one lone strand of hair from Yung Humma's lacefront that didn't make it under the bandana?? Who knows?!
LEMME SMANG IT
OR watch it here via mobile web
Gotta focus mama you don't wanna get a cooch contusion.
To "smang" someone is a clever mash up of to bang someone and to smash someone.
Why didn't i think of that first? Hmm. I love this video solely because of Flynt Flossy's dancing skills. He kills me every time. I wonder how much they paid the girl in the black dress to sit there expressionless for the whole video. I mean you obviously wanted to be in the video you can look a little more enthused than that! I mean look at the other girl! She's all smiles:) and having a good ol' time.
And yes, that is Sir Tummi Scratch at the end of the video.
His lips kinda scare me...
CAVITIES
OR watch it here via mobile web
This song is pretty damn self explanatory. Idk what Pretty Raheem has going on with his chest hair, but I've learned not to ask questions about the Jeep anymore.
You can follow these guys on twitter @TurquoiseJeep, go to their website http://www.TurquoiseJeep.com and download their music off iTunes.
Now hat I have supplied you with the funnies for the day, hows about supplying me with some emails huh?
AskMissSixxxty@yahoo.com
I'm feeling a certain way about a certain someone that I have no business feeling that certain way about. What to do, what to do...
Rehab maybe.
I don't know...
JELLYFISH
Courtesy of SexInfo101.com.
Me likey. Me likey A LOT. Now...all I need to do is find a willing participant. Can't have a repeat the terrible drought of '10.
Peace, Love, and Chicken Grease
Miss Sixxxty, your very own freak of the industryy.
I've got my side hustle makin me a little bit of money here and there, most def not enough for my boobs tho. Then work sucks. And I've been feeling pretty shitty these last few days
But enough about that.
I need to stay upbeat. And this, my friends, is one helluva way to stay upbeat.
TURQUOISE JEEP MUSIC!!!
My friend @NYCNeef sent me a link to this video one day, the "Fried or Fertilized" video I posted a few blogs back, and I oddly became addicted. It was like a bad car accident. As horrible as it was, it was infectious at the same time. And the majority of their music has to do with my favorite past time, SEX! There's Flynt Flossy, who looks like a cross between Chance and Charlie Murphy. Whachamacalit, Yung Humma, a cross between Real and Pootie Tang; Slick Mahoney, your token white guy; and Pretty Raheem. And Tummi Scratch, the dude who makes all their beats. The music is catchy as hell, and each song has a dance to it. My fave of course is the "fried or fertilized" dance. So lemme not hold back and share the wealth.
STRETCHY PANTS
OR watch it here via mobile web
"She don't cook she don't clean"
"That bitch is lazy but them stretchy pants just drive me crazy wanna dirty dance like I'm Partick Shwazye
The song that started it all. I love my stretchy pants. And I'm pretty sure if you've seen me walking around in 'em you like em too. lol
FRIED OR FERTILIZED
OR watch it here via mobile web.
I would feel oddly uncomfortable if someone were to walk up to me in public and ask me this, I would politely answer that I like my eggs scrambled please, and move it right on along.
Idk what it is about this damn song that has me hooked, but it does. Could it be the jellyfish, Slick Mahoneys random cameo, or could it be that one lone strand of hair from Yung Humma's lacefront that didn't make it under the bandana?? Who knows?!
LEMME SMANG IT
OR watch it here via mobile web
Gotta focus mama you don't wanna get a cooch contusion.
To "smang" someone is a clever mash up of to bang someone and to smash someone.
Why didn't i think of that first? Hmm. I love this video solely because of Flynt Flossy's dancing skills. He kills me every time. I wonder how much they paid the girl in the black dress to sit there expressionless for the whole video. I mean you obviously wanted to be in the video you can look a little more enthused than that! I mean look at the other girl! She's all smiles:) and having a good ol' time.
And yes, that is Sir Tummi Scratch at the end of the video.
His lips kinda scare me...
CAVITIES
OR watch it here via mobile web
This song is pretty damn self explanatory. Idk what Pretty Raheem has going on with his chest hair, but I've learned not to ask questions about the Jeep anymore.
You can follow these guys on twitter @TurquoiseJeep, go to their website http://www.TurquoiseJeep.com and download their music off iTunes.
Now hat I have supplied you with the funnies for the day, hows about supplying me with some emails huh?
AskMissSixxxty@yahoo.com
I'm feeling a certain way about a certain someone that I have no business feeling that certain way about. What to do, what to do...
Rehab maybe.
I don't know...
JELLYFISH
Courtesy of SexInfo101.com.
Me likey. Me likey A LOT. Now...all I need to do is find a willing participant. Can't have a repeat the terrible drought of '10.
Peace, Love, and Chicken Grease
Miss Sixxxty, your very own freak of the industryy.
Friday, November 26, 2010
Its Over.
That's it babes an gents.
Blue Magic cut me off cold turkey, and I don't even know why.
It's crazy how you can do everything right, yet things still go to shit.
I kept telling myself that man was too good for his own good.
Basically he hit me up around 3:30 a.m., and I was sleeping with the phone on vibrate.
3:35 a.m. "You awake?"
3:47 a.m. "Sleeping then"
So naturally when I woke up I texted him back an was like yeah I was sleeping, maybe next time.
No answer.
Told him happy thanksgiving.
No answer.
I have all my contacts linked in my phone to twitter and fb. And as I was going through my phone book I noticed his picture wasn't there.
Sure enough I go to fb and that dickhead deleted me.
I didn't comment on all of his statuses, flood his timeline or rape his wall or none of that shit. But I was still somewhat hopeful.
Told him I was house sitting for my aunt again.
No answer.
I texted him that I was house sitting around 12, and this time I kept my phone on loud so I could hear it. I got several texts throughout the night, none from him.
So here I sit, dumbfounded as to what the fuck I could have possibly done to piss him off so much.
I know I delete his number when he pisses me off, but then he'll text a few hours later and it's all good.
Deleting me on fb was childish as fuck.
But then again, when I delete someone on fb that means I'm severing all ties with you.
But you would know long before then that I didn't like you, it wouldn't come as a surprise.
So what, are you mad that I didn't answer you that one night? I know of two mutual friends who knew about our situation and they wouldn't say shit anyways.
If something was bothering you, then say something. Don't be a little bitch and play childish ass mind games. Tell me you got a girlfriend. Tell me you're bored. Say SOMETHING. And if my not answering you back is the reason for your little tantrum, then thats stupid as hell and you know it. Especially when you had me drive across town to someones house just to pass out and have me drive home empty handed. I still hit you up the next day and handled my business.
Looks like another drought has welcomed me for the holidays.
Whoop-de-fucking-doo.
Someone send me some encouraging emails to cheer me up.
And my cheer me up, I don't mean send me dick pics or try to take Blue Magics place either.
AskMissSixxxty@yahoo.com
Now let me not be a bitch and stoop to his level and wish ill will upon him.
I hope he finds what he's looking for.
SPOONS
Courtesy of SexInfo101.com.
For those of you who are still having sex, enjoy
Miss Sixxxty, your very own freak of the industryy
Blue Magic cut me off cold turkey, and I don't even know why.
It's crazy how you can do everything right, yet things still go to shit.
I kept telling myself that man was too good for his own good.
Basically he hit me up around 3:30 a.m., and I was sleeping with the phone on vibrate.
3:35 a.m. "You awake?"
3:47 a.m. "Sleeping then"
So naturally when I woke up I texted him back an was like yeah I was sleeping, maybe next time.
No answer.
Told him happy thanksgiving.
No answer.
I have all my contacts linked in my phone to twitter and fb. And as I was going through my phone book I noticed his picture wasn't there.
Sure enough I go to fb and that dickhead deleted me.
I didn't comment on all of his statuses, flood his timeline or rape his wall or none of that shit. But I was still somewhat hopeful.
Told him I was house sitting for my aunt again.
No answer.
I texted him that I was house sitting around 12, and this time I kept my phone on loud so I could hear it. I got several texts throughout the night, none from him.
So here I sit, dumbfounded as to what the fuck I could have possibly done to piss him off so much.
I know I delete his number when he pisses me off, but then he'll text a few hours later and it's all good.
Deleting me on fb was childish as fuck.
But then again, when I delete someone on fb that means I'm severing all ties with you.
But you would know long before then that I didn't like you, it wouldn't come as a surprise.
So what, are you mad that I didn't answer you that one night? I know of two mutual friends who knew about our situation and they wouldn't say shit anyways.
If something was bothering you, then say something. Don't be a little bitch and play childish ass mind games. Tell me you got a girlfriend. Tell me you're bored. Say SOMETHING. And if my not answering you back is the reason for your little tantrum, then thats stupid as hell and you know it. Especially when you had me drive across town to someones house just to pass out and have me drive home empty handed. I still hit you up the next day and handled my business.
Looks like another drought has welcomed me for the holidays.
Whoop-de-fucking-doo.
Someone send me some encouraging emails to cheer me up.
And my cheer me up, I don't mean send me dick pics or try to take Blue Magics place either.
AskMissSixxxty@yahoo.com
Now let me not be a bitch and stoop to his level and wish ill will upon him.
I hope he finds what he's looking for.
SPOONS
Courtesy of SexInfo101.com.
For those of you who are still having sex, enjoy
Miss Sixxxty, your very own freak of the industryy
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