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Thursday, January 19, 2012

Big Money, Big Money!!!

So TECHNICALLY I'm not being  trifling when I don't ever know when Happenis and I are officially OFF...I mean I gotta get the dick from somewhere...So I've kept the Sexsomniac on the back burner you know, just in case...
But he had been acting reeeeal funny lately...he would invite me to kick it, and me thinking I'm guaranteed some dick that night when I would get there I'd see his ex gf there. The fuck?! Sir why are you bringing sand to the beach?? I don't have a problem with him or any other dude fucking other bitches, but don't make me get out my bed to come hang out when I wasn't tryna "hang" in the first place. So I stopped texting him and one night he told me to come hang out cause the ex wouldn't be there...and SOMEHOW I ended up with him sucking on one of my boobs and some other little Mexican boy on my other one (I didn't even know his name!) Then I was making out with the Sexsomniac while the other Mexican boy tried sticking his hand in my pants. Um. Not tonight sir...
Anyways after that night I eased up on texting him because I didn't want him thinking I was catching feelings when I wasn't. One night he hits me up and asks me if I wanted to go to the casino. I say sure why not, I've never been. We make some drinks before we go and I smuggle mine in my purse. We hit up the blackjack table and it only takes me losing 35 bucks for me to quit but he kept going. Oh, did I mention his mom was there and my tits were out? Yeah...that was my first time meeting her...
Anyways they gambled for FUCKING HOURS before we finally left. I was already drunk because I smashed on my drink in the bathroom and I was trying to keep it together lol. We're driving back to town just talking and all I'm thinking about is how much I wanna fuck. We pull up to his house and he's like "Do you wanna have sex?" Why yes, yes I DO. We hop in the back seat and I start straddling him. Having sex with him is fun because he likes making out. We did that for a bit, stroked him til he got hard, and I hopped on. Generally I do all the riding and he just sits there and sucks on my nips (he actually knows how to do it right) until I feel like switching. For someone with an average peen he still manages to stroke the gspot when he's behind me, which makes me wonder why the fuck that stupid ass Conejo couldn't do shit!!! Our back seat action sexcapades may not be as crazy as those with Happenis but I still get mine and enjoy it nonetheless. We both finish and contemplate getting breakfast, but its like 5 in the morning and I kinda just wanna sleep. If I have one complaint about the Sexsomniac its just that he second guesses himself so much it irks me. He's always like "Sorry for that bad sex" and I'm just like wtf are you talking about? I always tell him if it was bad I wouldn't be going back. Maybe he just likes getting his ego stroked...idk...
I would love to fuck him as much as I Possibly could but he is one of those dudes who can't fuck worth a damn unless they're drunk as fuck. I've heard of whiskey dick, but liquid viagra? C'mon son...what do I have to do, fuck an alcoholic to get some steady dick on the regular?? BLAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Miss Sixxxty, your very own freak of the industryy

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