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Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Worst Night Of My Life (By far)

Bueno...after being all happy and giddy in most of my blogs I gotta get real serious right now. I always said I won't hold anything back from you guys. And I'm not. I feel like I need to share this with my beloved babes an gents, because this blog is like my outlet. Here goes.

Saturday night I decided to go out. I finally had a weekend off and I was ready to kick it. Remember the creepy ass dude who kept texting me non stop? Well he sent a text saying he has an open house to come party. So I called our mutual friend to see if it was legit or just another one of his pathetic ploys to try to get me alone. He told me he got the same text too and told me to come. I told him I was skeptical cause dude is annoying and a creeper and he was like dude he's not gonna try anything if I'm there. So I was like fine I'll go.

I had so much fun at the party, discovered that pretty much ANY Arizona drink mixes great with gin or vodka...i also might wanna stop showing the world my boobs...we'll see how far we get with that lol. On my second 7-11 run I brought some guy along with me that I had met that night just to ride along with me and make sure I didn't die. He commented how he thinks its so sexy when women can drive stick shifts lol. After I got my drink he buys a bottle of Hypnotiq and we head back to the party. On the way some guy i hadn't slept with in over 2 almost 3 years hit me up wanting to "hang out:)" after the party. WEEEEEELL sir...i saw my happenis earlier that night, think that's already been taken care of...but thanks for offering your services! (NOT)
so the guy is like why don't you wanna sleep with him? An I tell him I already had sex like 2 hours ago that's nassssty and he starts laughing. Then I tell him while the sex is good he doesn't put out enough and he gives me the whole "if you were my girl I'd have sex with you all the time" and he asked me something about my boyfriend. I was like uhhhh he's not my boyfriend he is just a boy lol and he was like ohh okay well hit me up if you ever need something:) he was cute, I might've considered it but well get to that in a minute. So the party is going on, the Textually Active man was there...i was drunk...but did he try to make a move on me? Nope! All that shit he talks thru texts and he had me in a position where i would've fucked around with him and lo an behold HE DIDN'T TAKE IT. Oh well.
Anyway doe...the creepy dude was CONSTANTLY calling my name the whole night and when I would ask what the fuck he wanted he would say some weirdo shit like "your earrings are so gorgeous, you just don't even know" or tellin me that my eyes or that I was beautiful. Now I love compliments, but this dude just made me wanna punch him in the face!! I went and made yet ANOTHER store run (which brings my drink total to 4) with the same guy, but this time I let him drive because I was semi out of it. As we sit in front of 7-11 he says "i know you won't fuck two dudes in the same night but will you make out With two in one night?" I said "Oh hunnay, I didn't kiss him tonight!" And then we start making out in the parking lot. He was a good kisser:) mmm, baby. We drive back to the party and he asks me if I at least got mine before he got his. I told him no, but I wasn't trippin. So he drives past the house to his car because he "has to get something" and we pull over around the corner. We make out some more and next thing I know my boob is in his mouth. Must. Fight. Temptation!!!! So I told him no, I can't and we should go back to the party and he's like "baby don't you want your nut?" Lololol well yeah but not from you at this moment and not while my vag is still swollen from happenis! So we ended up back at the party and he gave me his number. Either he gave me the wrong one or his phone is off. Either way I'm not trippin.

So this is when the night takes a turn for the worst. So party is over, now its just me, my friend, the creeper and some stranger dude. Drunk and hungry I demand my friend take me to denny's for chicken strips lol but he was being beyond gay and wouldn't take me! We're driving around with this idiot in the back seat telling me I'm beautiful every two seconds and I was just like "DUDE SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU TALK TO GOD DAMN MUCH!!!" Then he tried ticking me and I'm like get your dirty hands offa me!!!
We end up back at the house (mind you I STILL haven't gotten my food >_<) and everything is kinda winding down. I'm still too drunk to drive, but i wasn't like stumbling and slurring drunk I was still pretty aware of my surroundings and who all was there. So one of the guys there offers me a blanket from his car because I'm cold and we all go upstairs. I stay in the room and lay down and then my friend comes in and lays (or is it lies?) Down next to me and we go to sleep. I feel a hand on my back and don't think anything of it. Then that hand starts rubbing my back. Still not enough to fully wake me. Then this hand starts sloooooowly reaching in my pants (i was laying on my stomach) and going under my thong. This hand is like all between the cheeks and working its way further down south! I turn to my right and my friend is still sleeping. I turn to my left and wouldn't you know it, there is the creeper head facing away from me but with his hands still in my pants! So I spring up, unplug my phone from the wall and race downstairs, the sick fuck following me all the way down. I get to my car and he holds the door open talking about "omg I think you're really gorgeous but look this is my last night in town can I please please please have a kiss??" No you sick fuck NO YOU CAN NOT!!! Then he starts asking for hugs and shit and all I wanna do is get outta there. I'm pushing his ass off my door cause I can't close it with him there. I finally push his ass far enough to where I can shut the door and drive away. Between 6am an 7am he called me 7 times, all getting sent straight to voicemail. He sent me texts "hey goddess I love you" "hi?!?!?!?!" "you're just so gorgeous" and the one that really pissed me the fuck off was when he said "laying next to you this morning was really comfortable:)" all attempts to ignore this pervert FAILED. I told him he was beyond fucked up for what he did to me and he knew it. Told him never to contact me again or I would make a police report and he starts apologizing, claiming he was drunk. If I was drunk and was able to tell some guy we couldn't have sex and actually mean it then wtf. You came into the room I was in, lied down next to me and started groping me and trying to finger me and you're telling me you did this all in a drunken stupor?! I beg to fucking differ!!! He knew he had absolutely no shot with me sober, or even drunk for that matter cause I still wasn't paying his creepy ass any attention. He waited until he THOUGHT I was unconscious to try to have his way with me. He starts texting me don't be like that and I was texting him back and blah blah blah basically a bunch of bullshit that didn't justify him molesting me in my sleep. When I think about it now I should've just kicked his fucking face in but at the time I didn't wanna cause a scene. He makes me soooo angry and all I can think about is what would I do if we were to ever cross paths again. I could kill him. I eventually ended up telling my friend what happened and he asked why I didn't wake him up. I wish I had. Cause now I feel suuuuper nasty and whenever I think about his hands sliding across my ass and where he was trying to go I get chills. He texted me a day later telling me I left my earrings at his house and he would give it to my friend for me and I was like fine. Then he asked if I was still mad at him and I told him yes and I was beyond repulsed by him. It wasn't like you slapped my ass in public or tried to kiss me you took advantage of me. And he said don't be like that. Ummn excuse me but when you wake up with a stranger trying to finger you it tends to do that to you. Then he was like I understand NO YOU FUCKING DON'T UNDERSTAND!!! I hope he wakes up and finds a big burly ass dude with his dick in his ass and then try to act all nonchalant about it. Perv. Sorry to bum you guys out but that's why I didn't write a blog on our actual birthday...i was stressing out a bit. But don't worry I'm not over here all like about to slit my wrists in the bathtub or anything. I'm cool as long as that sicko keeps his distance. I'll be back to my bubbly horny self in no time...i give it about a week lol happenis always leaves a smile on my face:) If you wanna send some encouraging words or whatever, out give be a piece of your mind about this douche bag leave a comment, email me at AskMissSixxxty@yahoo.com or find me wherever. Got the most part I'm probably bored at work lol. BRUTE

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I feel like this could potentially break his penis...but more power to you limber lovers ou tere!

Love you guys,
Miss Sixxxty, your very own freak of the industryy

Saturday, April 23, 2011

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO US!!! Pt. II

So now that I got all the bad annoying shit out the way, time or the happy stuff!

I FINALLY DID IT.
I manned up and got my giney repierced. And let me tell you it hurt worse than I remembered. Maybe because he pierced it correctly this time. Last time when it was ripped out I realized the piercing didn't go behind my hood, it was actually inside it, so there was an entry point and an exit point. This time there is only one hole:)

I go in, nervous as shit, but I'm like fuck it lets do this. I strip from the waist down, but this time everything is landscaped to a T. He pulls out the table and I hop on. I don't know what happened but as soon as my ass hit the table my nerves got the best of me. Every time he would position the receiving tube and get ready to pierce it I would jump or knock his hand out the way and tell him I'm not ready. I was freaking out so much that I started to sweat. He had his assistant come in if I wanted to hold his hand. At first he stood on the side of the table, and I didn't like that because only one of my hands was able to grab him. Then I wanted him behind the table so I could grab both sides, kinda like a woman in labor. Nope, that didn't work either. Then he told me to hold my lips open for him so he could see, but I knew if my hands were down there I'd probably slap him. SO he ended up holding my knees open cause I kept shutting them lol.
Finally I gripped the sides of the table and OHMYFUCKINGGAWD. I yelled "OH MY GOD I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL HIM FOR MAKING ME DO THIS AGAIN!!! HE'S A DEAD MAN I'M GONNA FUCK HIM UP!!!!" Obviously referring to the man who ripped it out in the first place. The needle was in and all of a sudden I lost circulation to my legs from the knees down. He told me not to move, otherwise I would stab myself with the needle. I told him I wasn't moving, because I couldn't feel my legs lol. Then came the insertion of the jewelry. AT this point I don't know which one hurt worse. The piercing or the jewelry. After the ball was screwed in place he rubbed a lil A&D on it and showed me. My giney is all perty and sparkly again:) I was so happy. Now if you recall in my first blog about my piercing, I wasn't supposed to have sex for like 2-4 weeks. What does my ass do less than 12 hours later? Bingo.
My first go round with the VCH I refused to let him touch it. It always hurt! But this second go round there was no pain, just pleasure. We almost had an accident with him slipping out an catching it, but luckily nothing happened. I think I would have killed him right then an there. I pray to god this is the LAST time I redo this shit.

...I want a new piercing...but where?? (Not my face tho...)

TITTAYS!!!
I have finally scheduled a date!!!!! I'm goin under the knife July 27th, 2011. That seems soooo fucking far off and I'm sooo impatient...but people tell me it'll be here before I know it, I hope so man...Sometime during that week I'll post up some before an afters for y'all...I think only the people I've slept with and shown my nip piercings to know what my boobs actually look like. Most people don't know what my boobs look like sans all the padding and push ups lol. I'm gonna throw a Boobs && Booze Party in honor of the new boobs. Motorboats and shots out my boobs all night!!! I'm super excited:)

As I know you're all wondering...still having sex...and its still great...I think that's all I'm allowed to say at this point...

I have a work spouse. Which is fine cause it passes the time an I like talking to him but...I can't fuck him. Which sucks. I hate teases...

RANDOM: Does the new Doritos commercial freak anyone else the fuck out?!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DiJMRdFLby0 (I can't find the embed-able version of thiss so just click the link)

If I was eating a bag of Doritos and some weird fuck came outta nowhere and sucked all the cheese dust off my finger I would probably ram my finger down their throat!! What in thee fuck...I have no words for this commercial...I wonder how much they got paid to do this. Cause now the white guy is gonna be known as the dude with a Doritos fetish. Call it acting all you want but sheesh...have fun living THAT one down...

Welp, I gotta get ready to go to my day job, so I may end up adding an edit to this post, or a whole new post, idk yet. Have a happy Easter weekend! Have lots of sex for me please:)

HEAD RUSH

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This would be fucking AMAZING. I can't remember the last time I GOT some Grade A head...Oh well...

I do this shit all for you guys:) Without you I probably would have gave up a loooooooong time ago:)
Miss Sixxxty, your very own freak of the industryy

Friday, April 22, 2011

Happy Birthday To Us!!! Pt. I

Omgeezy I have officially been doin this blogging ish for a year now! I feel soooo accomplished and sooo happy that you guys enjoy my sexual shenanigans so much that you keep comin back:) I've got some surprises comin up in the near future, I kno you gus are gonna like it:)

Couple things...
So the Texually Active man hit me up while my parents were gone for the weekend...and the exchange went something like this...

Him: U up?
Me: yeah
Him: what are u doin?
Me: Just layin here watchin tv
Him: Trying to suck some dick


Ugh...not again...I thought I told your ass NO. FREEBIES!!!!!! I was like nah not really lol then he goes aight...then tells me he's with another one of our friends an asks me if I wanna do them both. Not sure if he meant fuck them both or suck them both but I didn't wanna do EITHER. So I politely declined and he goes okay...5 minutes later he asks me if I'm sure? Yeah sir, I'm positive I don't wanna fuck you and a crackhead.
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY is it such an issue?! If you want to fuck me you should just do it damnit!! No threesomes, no freebie blow jobs just stick your penis in me and work your magic!! He's just becoming a big waste o' my time. On to the next...

OMGOMGOMG how could I forget...so one morning my friend calls me from his friend's phone because he doesn't have his...and when I pick him up his friend asks me if it would be cool to save my number in case he throws another party. I say sure, not thinking anything of it. This dude...I don't even know him like that...He is such a lame ass!!! He starts texting and calling me EVERY DAY. The first day he got my number he invited me to go to his house to play kings cup an I ask him who's all there and he says just him an someone else. Well that's no fun! So I was like I don't think so...And he goes well I can tell him just to leave if you feel more comfortable:)...you know, cause that's not creepy at all. Look, sir, I work from 6am to 9pm and only have an 8 hour window for sleep. I'm only waking up out my sleep for one thing and let me tell you, YOU are not HIM. I constantly kept declining his invites, tellin his remedial ass that I have 2 damn jobs and no time for fun with losers and he is not understanding that!!! Like one morning he SERIOUSLY texted me this

Hey do you know where I can buy a nice belt?

I don't fucking know go to the fucking mall! Like saying weird shit like that in an effort to make conversations with someone who clearly doesn't wanna talk to you. And I told him "Yo if I wanted to make small talk I would, but I don't so why do you even bother???" Problem solved right? WRONG!!! Because he is STILL calling me (he has been blacklisted in my phone and my lovely smart phone automatically sends his ass to voicemail) he gets no responses from me when he texts me cause I already told him when I wanna kick it I will let him know and he figures fuck that, I'll just wear her ass down. Smfh...men...

THEN we have another dude from my high school who is always messaging me on fb and I constantly have to tell him I don't wanna hang out with him past 10pm alone. He CLAIMS it has nothing to do with sex he just wants to hang out as two adults but a couple weeks earlier he had sent me a message stating "IF YOU WOULD JUST LET ME FUCK I WOULDNT HAVE TO BE CURIOUS NO MORE"

Babes doesn't that just make your panties wet?? I don't understand why he thinks I wanna fuck him now all of a sudden...I didn't wanna fuck you in high school and nothing has changed. He is a non motherfucking factor *Evelyn Lozado voice* Just because you find out all of a sudden that I'm this gorgeous sexual vixen doesn't mean you can have thissssss. I tell him I'm happily fucking someone and I get the "what that got to do with me?" It MEANS I don't want your rinky dink penis! Go away SIR.

SIDEBAR: If you're reading this, you should just cheat already...just sayin...

Now that all the stupid bad stuff is out the way, time to get ready for the good stuff. Pt. II coming shortly:)

BOOK ENDS

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I need to hurry up an get my apt...all this car sex is puttin a strain on my body lol

Love Me, an thanks for your support:)
Miss Sixxxty, your very own freak of the industryy

Thursday, April 7, 2011

This Bitch...

I wasn't even gonna blog for a while but I just HAD to share this with my babes an gents.

So I was minding my own damn business on twitter as usual, and I retweeted something that tickled me:

I SLAP BITCHES FOR TRYNA SUCK DICK THRU A CONDOM

I mean come on. As a giver I'm not a fan of the latex blow jobs. Leaves my mouth feeling hella nasty. And it doesn't taste the best either. Flavored condoms aren't that much better and lubes wear off quickly when you suck on it. Anywhore, @Blogxilla replied and mentioned it was either a song or he had rapped that in 98 and I casually mentioned that giving blow jobs w/ condoms on is like eating a popsicle with the wrapper still on.

So then this stranger bitch comes outta nowhere talkin about

somebody obviously don't know how to give head. #imjustsayin

Umm...bitch who the fuck are you? Have I sucked your dick at any point in your life? Nooo I don't think so so what the fuck are you talking about you random ass bitch. I politely responded "and why is that?" and she says:

"1) a condom is way thinner than an ice-pop wrapper. 2) head speacialists put the condom on with their mouths #nohands"

Bitch first off I'm not retarded I know condoms are thinner wtf. Secondly every bitch who knows the difference between the inside and outside of a condom can put it on with their mouth. Been there, done that shit. How "head specialists" do it is they suck the dick FIRST and THEN put the condom on. Ignorant ass bitch. Anyways once you get the condom on then what? Just cause you can put it on with your mouth doesn't mean you can give a decent blow job. Girl boo.

After I told her I am fully capable of performing such a feat and my knowing the difference between a plastic wrapper and a condom she says

"wow. really? smh. you would if you read the CDC's statistics on HPV amongst ppl ages 13-27. suckin raw dicks is not cute"

The bitch acts like I suck on a different raw penis everyday. Have a seat. SO now because I squashed your first argument you wanna throw numbers into this? Fine. Tell me how many men whip out a dental dam before they eat your pussy. How many carry them in their wallets? Matter fact, how many know where to even buy one?


Yeah, I'll wait.



You tryna say men are more capable of giving an STD thru receiving head than women? Because I beg to differ.

Tell me how many monogamous couples use condoms?

Yeah, once again I'll wait. Its pretty fuckin far fetched is it not?

Another argument squashed. To which she could only say

"its twitter, chill. #keepitmoving"

Yeah bitch that's what I thought. You don't come for someone and then tell THEM to chill. Accept defeat and keep yo ass out my mentions.
Babes an gents can someone please explain to me since when did the use or lack thereof of a condom determine how well someone gives head? Because I already know I give Grade A head, I don't need a stranger bitch speaking nonsense about something she knows nothing about. Never had the pleasure, and we can keep it that way. How about you think before YOU speak and when you get shut down YOU keep it moving without making a big deal out of it. You come for me you better be prepared for battle.

I'm sorry I had to get outta character for a minute and let my ghetto side come out, it was very unbecoming of a lady. You guys have been with me for almost a year know we are all well aware that I know what I'm doing when it comes to the dick. Thank YOU very much. I just don't like when bitches like to speak on shit they know nothing about. I politely told her she can go suck a latex flavored dick and get the fuck on. And get the fuck on she did. #POW.

SIDE TO SIDE

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I want...le sigh

Miss Sixxxty, your very own freak of the industryy (who isn't to be fucked with!)

Tuesday, April 5, 2011

Punk Dick Bitch.

That's it. I quit!!! If you have a girlfriend please just go in the opposite direction. Because I'm sick of dealing with pussies who can't follow through. All talk but when it comes down to it no action whatsoever. And it's not even like I'm pursuing you in the first place last I checked you want ME. And when we text I keep the shit causal with an occasional smiley face here, an LOL there...but never do I ask when you're gonna let me blow your mind one time. Let me get into this.

So there's a dude. I've known him for a while now. And he's cute or whatever, but as far as showing any extra interest in me, he never showed any, and I never put myself out there. That is until recently. I posted

"I don't wanna be loved, I just want a quickie. No bite marks, no scratches && no hickies.

...well maybe just a few:)"


and I knew his deal before I even opened the message he sent me. Anyways we messaged on fb back an forth a couple days, keeping shit light. Talked about living at home and car sex.

(Speaking of fb there is a lot of bullshit going on having to do with it...but until I see the one who shall remain nameless I'm gonna just keep my mouth shut before I verbally castrate him)

He told me I "blossomed" and that he thought I looked good and blah blah blah...then came that message we all get when shit gets real "well text me cause i'm about to get off this" everyone has internet on their phone. And if you don't you need to step your game up. So texting...hmm...okay. We texted every now an then, and I knew he had a girlfriend so I wouldn't initiate the flirting or anything. I let him make his own damn bed and when he was ready I was ready to jump in. So he'd ask me for a pic every now and then WHATEVER and one day we were talking about my pending boob job and outta nowhere he asks if he can titty fuck me when I get them. Making progress eh? NO!!! So then he falls off the face of the earth, comes back and we're chatting and its basically just us asking each other what we're doing and how we're sooooo bored. And we would just draw out this whole being bored bullshit forEVER without either one of us sayin hey we should meet up. It's getting really old and I'm so sick of texting him!!! I need him to either man the fuck up and just do me already or leave me the fuck alone.
SO that same night he asked me when I was gonna "boss him up".

..................................excuse moi?
Are we in high school?! Since when was it okay to just ask for a blow job. Maybe when we were 15 and I was getting my practice in (aaaaahahahahaha) but not now. Lets be grown about this. I'm sorry but no one is getting freebies around here. Hell I'll suck the cum out your dick as long as you fuck me. Sounds fair to me...There's nothing worse than giving a blow job and getting nothing in return. GO hard or go home. AND THEN wanna have the nerve to stare at me like I'm speaking pig latin when I say "I'm sorry but uhhh that does nothing for me" Unless we've been in a relationship for a long time you don't have to worry about me asking you to lick the kit kat. While I do get pleasure outta ppleaisng you I expect some stimulation on your part as well, and that doesn't mean fingering me while I'm sucking your dick either (I can't stand that shit anyways...)

Then he stopped texting me after I said you gotta give a little to get a little. Today he texts me talking about how horny he was (mmmm) and I was like ehh, story of my life. SO he says he's gonna get laid (bitch) and I was a tad bit jealous...Then he asks me for a threesome. I'm assuming with his preggo gf. Um, thanks, but I'll pass. Is this your way of fucking me without guilt? Hell I don't even know if you're a good lay to begin with so not only do I have embarrass you I gotta clown you in front of your girl for underperforming (I could be wrong). I'd really like to have been fucking you for a while before we jump into that...and then we gotta work out the kinks between me an her an who's doing what...this is just too much for a dude I have no experience with. And Blogging about my threesome with a dude and his pregnant girlfriend kinda weirds me out.

But you would probably wanna read that!

Le sigh...I just wish I could meet someone who doesn't talk hella shit who can fuck me on the regular and if they have a girlfriend don't act like such a bitch about it.

Gad damnit I can't wait to get my tittays...
LOTUS - KNEELING

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hit me with the wham bam thank you ma'am PUH-LEASE.

I'ma throw a couple thousand baby strip, for dissss
Miss Sixxxty, your very own freak of the industryy