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Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Did I Mention I Like To Dance?

Bueno my babes an gents. Two things: apparently my blog before last got someone's panties in a bunch. My response? Oh well. And also a couple babes have been curious to know about life at the club so let me talk about THAT.

So I've been working there a little over 2 months now and i think its friggin awesome. I wish I could pursue it full time but due to its location and my scheduling conflicts I can't=/ Maybe if something closer comes my way I MAY but as of right now I like the club I'm at. I like the atmosphere (when we're busy) and the girls are also pretty chill too (with the exception of this one tweaker)
Working at the club I don't have to pay a house fee BUT the club does take 40% of my lap dances. Thats not so bad at least to me. We do have an incentive type program, if you will. If we can get a hundred customers to buy us "ladies drinks" which we don't get any money from, then we can gt a free night where they only deduct a dollar from our total earnings for the night. I'm not too crazy about hauling around a whole bunch of tiny faded receipts but let's see how long it takes me.
I keep all my tips on stage and off which is nice. I have a customer who tips me 20 bucks every time I stop to talk to him. Drunk guys are also the best tippers because most of the time they aren't even aware what they're handing you. We have 2 for 20 lap dance specials pretty much every night, but on mondays they're half of and on wednesdays we have 50 buck 10 minute teasers in the VIP. But from all the things I hear go down in the VIP I don't even think I wanna go there just because of what's gonna be expected. I would hate having someone spend 150 on me and then be disappointed or even mad at me. Some girls have been followed home and I just don't want to deal with that.

MUSICA!!!
I've also gotten questions about what I dance to...well we have to night djs and one is a complete asshole who only plays me pearl jam, "hot & wet" and "peaches and cream" by 112. This was when I was tipping him. And since we couldn't find a happy medium I stopped. WHy waste my money on someone who could give a fuck less about me?
Now, the morning djs and the other night djs are a lot cooler. I don't go requesting songs every time I go on stage but when I do they make sure to play what I wanna dance to. And they get tipped ALL the time. So here's a list of what I dance to:

"Fuck Yeah" by Snoop Dogg
"Raining Men" by Nicki Minaj and Rihanna
"American Woman" by Lenny Kravitz
"I Belong To You" by Lenny Kravitz
"Fly Away" by Lenny Kravitz
"Cool Head" by Travis Barker & Kid CuDi
"Dice Of Life" by Andre Nickatina
"American Bad Ass" by Kid Rock
"Wet" by Snoop Dogg
"Like A Pimp" by Lil' Flip and David Banner
"Waiting To Die" by Mickey Avalon
"Jane Fonda" by Mickey Avalon
"Fuckin Em All" by Mickey Avalon
"My Dick" by Mickey Avalon
"Jungle Fever" by The Chakachas
"Porn Star" by T.I.
"Need A Boss" by Shareefa
"Memories" by David Guetta and Kid CuDi
"Love Song" by Missuz
"All Of The Lights" Kanye West
"Bad Boys" by Shyne
"Cocky" by Kid Rock
"Dangerous" by The Ying Yang Twinz
And some other shit. But you can see my musical tastes are very diversified. I loooove dancing to Kid Rock, Lenny Kravitz, and "Only You (Message to the Fans) by Ashanti. My go to songs.

I'm picking up a couple pole tricks on the way but to be honest you don't need to know a bunch of pole tricks to put on a good performance. But I'm still gonna go to my pole classes just because.

A lot of the girls are very average looking. A lot have bellies from kids, we have a few "thick" girls that work there...and that one tweaker...she gets on my nerves. The bitch as hanging on me telling me how much she loved me and I didn't even know her fucking name. Her breath smelled like she downed 15 bottles of gin. Ugh. Speaking of girls I realize I stare at vagina for a living. And it doesn't bother me.

So far all my managers are pretty fucking laid back. I have a favorite cause he always brings food to the club whether its chinese, pizza, garlic bread, chocolate covered strawberries, birthday cake, or tacos. The fat girl in me loves him. He's been telling anyone with ears about my upcoming boob job cause he's so excited lol in his words

"You're already a knockout now but if you get boobs you're gonna make me a lot of money!!! Just get your boobs and your green contacts and you'll be good to go!"

Speaking of contacts, I find it weird that I make more money when my eyes are green than when they're my usual boring brown. Guess guys like black girls with green eyes...

I go thru baby wipes like no ones business.

I love giving lap dances for the most part. There are exceptions like this one customer I have who comes in basketball shorts with nothing under. He buys two dances and leaves. During the dance he's always breathing hard and when I stand on the chair and grind in front of him he's always tryna kiss my thighs lol. But he never gets too crazy so its cool.
Now the REAL fun comes wen the younger dudes come in. Especially if its their first time at the club. Then I get to fuck with them. When the dance starts they have their hands in their lap and I'll usually grab them and let them touch. They don't get all crazy they usually just wanna touch my ass or my legs, occasionally my boobs. I'll whisper in their ears about how cute they are, pull their hair, if they're wearing a hat I'll wear it, I bite their ears, brush my lips against their cheeks, stuff like that. Makes work fun and keeps them spending their money.

There's good nights and there's super slow nights. I hate being at work on slow nights especially if I'm on schedule to work cause then I CAN'T leave. Bahh. But I have more good nights than slow ones so it makes it worth it.

My friends came to the club one night and one of them pulled me to the side and told me:

"You know you looked real good on stage. If I hadn't known you since the 7th grade I would probably get at you. But then I remember that I've known you since the 7th grade" LOL thanks...

MONKEY BAR

Courtesy of SexInfo101.com.
Umm...I don't even know what to say about this position...I'm lazy with no upper arm strength but I feel like the roles should be reversed. And where would you get a bar like this in your house?

I wish all my lovelies could come visit me at work;)
Miss Sixxxty, your very own freak of the industryy

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