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Monday, January 31, 2011

Keep Your Eyes On Your Own Torta!

All is well in Sixxxty Land, in case you were wondering:) I've got this shit down to a science. So I never go longer than two weeks without seeing Blue Magic. I may not see him every week but I'm guaranteed to see him every other weekend. So if we're ever on week 3, then you know there's a serious problem lol.

So I was going on week two, feeling EXTREMELY fucking "hot in the pants" (as my gma would say). I woke up that morning thinking about molesting him. I grabbed and dug my nails into my sheets like it was his back, and I just kept thinking about all the nasty things I wanted to do to him...ugh I couldn't go back to sleep cause I was AAAAALL DA WAAAAAAY TUUUUUURNT UUUUUP (i fucking despise roscoe dash...but that's how I was feeling at that moment lol)
I spent the day all kinds of miserable because I just wanted him behind me with his hands on my hips. But I just knew I was gonna see him so I got ready as usual. So far so good with the trimmer...landscapes me to a T. Did my whole process then went out with my baby mama and waited.

Sure enough I got the text I was waiting on:)

On my way to get him, I was looking good and feeling good...sweater dress and my thigh high hooker boots with *no panties*. Pick him up, and its off to get tacos.
On the way to get our tacos he tells me to put the car in 3rd gear, and I already knew why. He unbuttoned his pants and I got reaquainted with my old friend. I stroked him thru his boxers a lil bit and I could feel him getting hard. Then this big ass smile grew across my face and I could just feel things getting hot and everything started throbbing between my thighs. If it weren't for his friend following us to the taco spot I would have pulled over and jumped on him right then an there. I stopped myself and got myself together to eat.

This was the same taco joint from the "S&M && Tacos" blog so of course I was the only black girl in there AGAIN. All the little mexican bitches were just staring at me. Liiiiike "que estas mirando putaaaas?!" Are you staring cause I look better than you or are you staring because I walked in with him? Keep your eyes on your own tortas bitches! So I sat there, sippin on my horchata enjoying myself.

Once We left the taco shop I made a detour to the sex toy shop to buy some more lube. They didn't carry the MOIST brand of lube so I settled on ID Cool Mint flavored lube. This one was water based and cheaper, so I figured I give it a shot.

Back at the crib its time to get down to business. I STILL couldn't find the damn AC adaptor for the radio so I used the tv instead (no infomercials this time lol)

I straddle him an show him aaah no panties and he whips out my favorite sex toy:) he pushes up my dress and works the lube over my ass. Ass massages are the best, hands down. I slipped off my dress and slid down his pole. I started riding him fast then he told me to slow it up, I got into a squat position with one hand on my knee and started grinding on him. He turned me around so that I was on top my back to his chest and he started sliding in an out. I'm not even gonna lie I was terrified that he was gonna slip out and stab me again and I'd have to relive that terrible night at the ER. But no such thing happened:) Hopped into reverse cowgirl (his fave) and he pushed me down on my stomach. He got on top and poured some more lube on my ass and worked it up my back. Stuck my ass in the air and let him kill from behind. Then he told me to get on my back and he pushed my legs to the side so I was in this sideways sitting position and he got back on top. It felt good havin his dick enter me at an angle...hittin all the right spots...grabbed one leg and swung it to the other side of his body so we were back in missionary. He poured a lil lube on my boobs and rubbed his hands across them while he thrusted. He leaned down for a kiss and I put my knees on his chest. I like having him on top cause I can see his face:) he got back behind me, gave me a few slaps across the ass and slipped back in. When I'm on my stomach and he's behind me he puts his hand on my back which makes it hard to breathe. I can only exhale when he goes in lol so it sounds like caveman grunts lol. Then the thrusts started getting deeper and faster so the mmms and oooooh fucks started coming more frequently, calling his name and squeezing the pillow...then that one HARD thrust, heavy breathing and his oh-fuck-i-just-busted moan.

Him: I think I came inside you
Me: what else is new?
Him: what do you mean?
Me: lol you do it all the time!
Him: dude stand up I don't want you having my babies
Me: lol then start pulling out
Him: how am I supposed to and you're laying there screaming my name telling me not to stop?


That's the one thing I DON'T like about not pulling out. I don't like feeling his cum slowly drip out. I feel like I'm on my period or something...and its messy. I think I've cleaned it up and next thing I know my thighs are slippin and slidin against each other.

Even tho we ate a few hours earlier (he had 3 lil taco thingies and a burrito) he got up and started eating everything in sight. Now that whole "make me a sandwich" thing makes sense...

Went to sleep, or at least I tried. He's a blanket hog who will make a lil cocoon so you can't take the covers away, so I spent half the night freezing...grrrrrr.
Spent the morning chillin in bed watching tv, and we went our separate ways.

Good shit if I do say so myself.

He DID mention that we could have sex everyday before noon...I'm hoping that wasn't just the alcohol talking...i'm waiting for him to make good on this arrangement;)

I'm feeling a little lazy at work today, so I'll post up some hw when I get off work:) shoot me some emails @ AskMissSixxxty@yahoo.com our leave me some questions in my ask box on my tumblr http://misssixxxty.tumblr.com

AMAZON

Courtesy of SexInfo101.com.
I'd like this position a whole lot more if he was on top:)

Put up or shut up.
Miss Sixxxty, your very own freak of the industryy
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Sunday, January 16, 2011

Something You Didn't Know About Me...

Haaay *wiggles fingers* :) before I get down to business, lemme update you guys on a few thingsss.

1. No sooner did I write that last blog I get a phone call from none other than the pizza man, wanting to see me. I know I am not about to sleep with this man anytime soon and yet I can't tell him to go fuck off. Whyy does he keep coming back?! You would think I sprinkled coke on cooch...In the event of my (sex life's) demise I may keep him around if I ever have the urge to ride a face. He's good for that.

2. The silicone based lube worked wonders:))) When me an Blue Magic have sex rarely is there ever any foreplay involved ( :( ) so when I slide down his pole its a rough start. The lube helped with that. I think he liked it more than I did.
He just kept reaching for the lube the whole night. He even went as far as to unscrewing the top and just dumping the lube on my ass. I have maybe an 1/8th of lube left in the bottle...
I went to the adult superstore to try and get another bottle but they didn't carry the Moist brand >_< but the clerk directed me to the next best thing. Her: "You look a little young to be drying up already"
Me: "We had sex for about 3 hours"
Her: "Oh my..."


The bottle she showed me cost 69 FUCKING DOLLARS. Claimed it would last a lifetime tho. Yeaaaaaah I think I'll just wait til I see him again and we can both peruse the shop. Idk maybe I'll buy a bottle of baby oil that he can put on my body and then a smaller bottle of the lube. Sounds like a plan...

Now for the reason for this blog.
I lead a secret life.
What is this secret life, you ask?

By day, just a normal college kid with a job.
By night, I'm a cam girl.

I don't do it every night, but I do do it on occasion. Puts a nice lil' hunk of change in my pocket.
I don't even remember how I stumbled on the website, but I got curious and it seemed easy enough so I thought, why not?
Camming is some of the easiest shit ever. I sit in my room in lingerie and make money.
For girls who contemplate prostitution or stripping, I'd highly advise you try camming. Its safer than prostitution because you never actually meet these men (and sometimes women) and you don't have to worry about winding up dead in a ditch somewhere, and with the site I have the ability to block states and even whole countries from your web feed, so you don't have to worry about your pastor showing up to the club or walking into a party where your school's football team is celebrating their latest win.
Yeah this type of work isn't for everyone and blah, blah, blah, but it gives me extra mani pedi money and things like that...

Competition within the site is serious. Some of the girls on the site cam as their sole means of work, making like 3k a pay period. In order for me to have that kinda time dedicated to the site I'd have to be living on my own. These girls make movies for sale, sell their underwear, make picture sets for sale...whatever you can think of. Selling undies at 100 bucks a pair just for me to put em on, take a pic of me in them and ship em out is a pretty good deal.

Now, the actual camming is where I make the most money. Start off in a public chat with everyone, and I just it and chat an listen to music. Occasionally I'll get tipped and I'll flash the people for a quick minute. I never show the kit kat in pubic chat just because people who aren't even members can watch and you can't get everything for free. Then there's private chat that costs 3 bucks a minute, and I generally do whatever the person asks. Group chat is .50 a minute, which isn't a lot, but at the same time I'll have like 10 people in the room at the same time. SOOOOOO that's how that works.

I even had a friend who signed up for the site just so he could tip me to see my ass, since he couldn't very well see it in person. Talk about awkward...
Little does he know he could have seen my ass for free if he had just asked. But hey, money is money and who am I kidding?

This is what I like to call capitalizing on my sexuality. Looks fade, and I might as well do it while I still can.

LUNGES

Courtesy of SexInfo101.com.
He said I don't have to keep waiting on him to hit me up. I can tell him to dick me down NOW and I can have what I want. Taking full advantage!!

Well if ya don't know, now ya know!
Miss Sixxxty, your very own freak of the industryy

Friday, January 14, 2011

Update:)

Hello and good day:) once again sorry for the lack of posts, I've just been super busy...work...ugh...i swear I'm about 2.5 seconds away from burning this place to the ground. But anyways, other than that all is well in Sixxxty Land. Few little things:

1. Ran into the pizza man and his gf at school. Which was awkward seeing as to how I've been avoiding him like the plague lately. I just can't bring myself to bring the bitch out with him...but then I saw him with her and I thought to myself life "my god can't you get your own life?!" He's like a grown ass baby! He depends on her for EVERYTHING. His whole situation just turns me the hell off. Fucking me in her girly ass room on her girly ass duvet cover...ick. I can't remember a time when you lived on your own without her. You guys have worked together, gone to school together, partied together (which kinda makes you think how the hell did he ever make time for me). I already think the girl is stupid as fuck for staying with him when she knows he's a compulsive cheater. But for some reason these clowns make it work. Well I say, more power to ya, and stop calling me. This gf sitchy is getting old...

2. Bought some silicone based lube this past weekend in case someone who shall remain nameless wants to have marathon sex again. This way I won't have to tap out cause my vag is on fire. Which brings me to a discussion on lube!! Yay!!

CRASH COURSE ON LUBRICANT
There are 3 basic types of lube: water, oil, and silicone. Try to steer clear of lubes that contain glycerin babes cause they can lead to yeasties >_< and nobody wants a bakery between their legs... WATER BASED
the cheapest, most easily accessible types like KY and Wet. You can use them with any kind of toys (if you're into that kind thing) and can be used with all condoms. Clean up is a breeze, and most people prefer it. I'm friends with a lesbian couple and they swear up and down by this stuff. Says it lasts long for them and it doesn't irritate them. Almost made me think twice about my purchase.

Almost...

OIL BASED
Aka ghetto lubes as I like to call them...these can be found around the house. Baby oil, lotion, jail house potion aka vaseline...though you do wanna be careful if you're using a latex condom. The oil can compromise the condom and make it prone to weakening and tearing. Which I say defeats the purpose of wearing one to begin with...I'm not too big on using vaseline, not even in a pinch. Doesn't glide smoothly enough for me.

SILICONE BASED
Now this is the one I just bought. Its longer lasting than water based and can be used in the shower and won't budge;) it can be used with all types of condoms but if you use toys DO NOT use them with toys made out of silicone. They will degrade and get all gummy and nasty and you will have a useless B.O.B. otherwise known as a battery operated boyfriend.
I bought a little bottle of Moist Shower Gel. Its not a true shower gel, I think they're just emphasizing the fact that it can be used in the shower. When I read the package I noticed it comes off with soap and water and I got a lil nervous. I didn't want to be covered in this stuff when the festivities were over! And I didn't wanna send him off with slimy junk. So I tested some out. Smelled like Bath & Body Works Warm Vanilla Sugar body splash lol. It felt nice between my fingers and I rubbed my fingers together for a while.

(you thought I was gonna play with myself huh. Gutter butt trollops)

Once I was finished I wiped it away with a napkin and *poof* it was gone, no oily residue left. So I think we have a winner!
Even if it didn't come off that easily I just woulda kidnapped him for the night and made him take a shower. And I believe in conserving our natural resources so I would shower with him to conserve water, naturally;)

I finally found a trimmer so I can continue to landscape properly. I'm ready. Just waiting on that phone call...

3. For those of you that have a tumblr make sure you follow me:) feel free to ask away on there too. And since the ask box is only on the tumblr I say stuff you don't see on here. Someone asked me what positions would be good on a couch, and they added they had to be quiet cause of mom dukes. Completely understandable.
I would suggest any position where the girl is on top. Some of you dudes get a little thrust happy and make all kind of noise. And nothing is more embarrassing than the sounds of bodies slapping when you're supposed to be quiet. Cow girl, reverse cowgirl, 69, hell bending over the couch works...

4. Me and my friends were watching Sideshows and Hoes: The Movie this past weekend and I must say I feel bad for dudes who ate pussy back in the day. I just can't fathom sticking my face into a wet wilderbeast. You'd be spitting out pubes for days! If I want a dude to give me head and I haven't landscaped feel free to slap me cause that's just rude.
Now if I haven't landscaped and he does it without my asking then that's on him...
Ewww I'm just not a fan of hippie vaginas. They look gross (sorry to my babes that are au naturale and loving it)

5. My friend told me she met her ex thru a threesome. Hmm...thing 52 on my Things To Do Before I'm 30 list...

Well that's about it, I pulled a drake and wrote this on my phone:) I hope it works. I was bored at work and felt I wasn't blogging like I should be. So yes I'm alive and no I haven't stopped blogging lol. Lets see if it lets me post up some homework...

SUPER WOMAN

Courtesy of SexInfo101.com
yummy...although his hands would be too full to choke me out spank me=/

Aaaaaand I'm spent.
Miss Sixxxty, your very own freak of the industryy
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Thursday, January 6, 2011

I'm Back:)

I took a little winter hiatus babes an gents. I didn't think you guys would miss me TOO too much but you guys have been asking for the 1st post of the year so, here it is. And it is a dooooozy. lol
(I know you are just bored at home and you just so happened to "stumble" on my blog again. You know who you are lol)

Anyways a lot has been going on since I've been gone. Christmas was eh, I know I should be happy to spend it with family and whatnot, but I'm gonna leave it at that.
Then drama drama drama that night but I'm not gonna talk your ear off about that. Long story short all issues were resolved by NYE. My NYE started out good, I got off work early so I got extra time to get ready, I looked HOT if I do say so myself (and everyone else thought so too). I realized I have the longest ass crack in history, or that jeans just don't fit my body right. I find a pair that fits around the equator of my ass but wont fit around my hips or legs. But the pants that do both just so happen to let a bit of the coin slot peek out. Not a lot, like plumber's crack, but just enough to where if I bent over slightly it would poke out. Enough about me lol the party was blah, left, spent the countdown in a Carl's Jr. parking lot and ended up at my friends house again.

Mike's Hard Lemonade in hand I guzzled it down and let the drunk texts begin. (I know you said not to write about you again or you'll reveal your identity buuuuuuuuuut my NYE was really good and I can't NOT write about it!!!)
He asks me where I'm at and the balls get set in motion (obviously we know who HE is by now). Finally I find him and we park in some area surrounded by trees. He finds somewhere to go pee and the whole time I'm thinking guys bladders must be larger than girls cause all the dudes I know take long ass pees. Anyways it reminded me that I had to pee, but even sober it was always hard for me to pee squatting over nothing without peeing down my leg! I wasn't about to embarrass myself that night so I just held it.

Hopped in the back seat, let the games begin. We were both too drunk to push the seats up so things were a bit cramped in the backseat. I position myself betwen his legs and took my 3 tongue rings for a test drive

SIDE NOTE: if you've only had your tongue pierced for a little over 24 hours, it's not very smart to engage in oral sex. I'm being a bad example. Do as I say, not as I do;)

He seemed to enjoy it, and pretty soon he was pushing me off and putting me on. Anytime I tried to switch positions my legs would get wedged between the seats and I'd be stuck. I started off riding him and of course he grabs and smacks my ass, but this time he does it harder, I can actually feel it stinging. Normally it doesn't hurt, but this time it did, and I just ignored the pain. Lean in for a kiss and he pulls my hair back. Switch into reverse cowgirl without letting him slip out and we pick up where we left off. The sunroof wasn't open tonight, which hindered me a bit but I didn't give a fuck because it was bomb anyways. After switching from reverse cowgirl, to cowgirl, to him on top, we decided to get out. I had a blanket in the trunk and we laid it out and he got behind me. Doggy will always be my favorite if I'm getting my hair pulled and my ass smacked. It was pretty damn cold so we got back in the car. When I was on top he was biting me on the arms, kissing me, and sucking/biting on my neck. It was all sooo fucking great.

Cut to THREE hours later. My body is sore, my vag is on fire, and he still hasn't came yet but he's not ready to tap out just yet. I couldn't do it. I wasn't tryna go back to the ER. I'm layin on him begging him to go to sleep and he's begging me to open my legs again. Then he got me between his legs and he kissed my neck and oops, open they go! It hurt a lil bit when he slid in, and I remember saying "I hate you" while he was pounding away. Ugh slave to the peen *raises hand*.

Finally I convinced him to go to sleep, but not before he dick slapped me on the tongue. Mind you my tongue was swollen and in pain, but I still sucked his dick, and even deep throated him a few times, despite the pain. *Sigh* the things I do for dick...

Anyways since I've been on a liquid food diet we went to the gas station to get some drinks and he's asking me to give him a hand job on the way. I tell him no, I'm not gonna get him hard so he can attack me as soon as we get out the car, and he claims he won't get hard, and my dumb ass does it an lo an behold he gets hard. Once at the gas station I realize I can't find my shoes. In the store I stroll with my hair a fucking mess, my 3 button vest buttoned once, and on the wrong hole, and his big ass shoes on. Grab our drinks and its finally time for sleep. Or so I thought. He's a blanket hog lol. So I'm laying there, freezing, waiting for him to roll over. I barely got any sleep, and before I knew it the sun was up and he was spooning with me, touching me. I look at him an he smiles "Good Morning:)" I could feel him reach for the button on my pants...smh round two, don't mind if I do. Sex in a cold room isn't fun unless its quick. (I just realized I got my cold early morning sex that I had been craving. Go me:) )
We got down real quick, and once again I was a happy woman, make up smeared and hair a mess from the night before and all. We cleaned up and went our separate ways, and here I am now!

As the days progressed I got to see my battle scars: I have bite marks on both my arms, a bruise on my ass cheek (that he professed his love for. I must say I have a great ass), a bite mark above my ass, a bite mark on my neck, a hickey on the other side, and bruises on both knees. A night well spent if I do say so myself.

I hope all of you guys had good Christmases and New Years Eves and things of that nature, I'm cold and tired and need some sleep.

JOCKEY

Courtesy of SexInfo101.com.
I want.

Toodles,
Miss Sixxxty, your very own freak of the industryy
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