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Monday, February 14, 2011

Happy Valentine's Day, Bitches

Love is in the air in Sixxty Land. I can sense it. Unfortunately I haven't inhaled since midnight. I thought Valentine's Day would be special this year, but guess I was wrong. Just another day. No worries tho, I'm not gonna be a Debbie Downer today with my issues, or be one of those single people who despises today on the verge of suicide.
Last night I drove up the mountains w/ some liquor and a friend and just sat an discussed my current situation. I'm soooo confused by what's going on right now. Just wished he knew I was along for the ride, and that everything that happens is all on him. Not tryna press any issues. I just don't like being led on. So someone needs to make up their mind about what they want.

Today would be the perfect day to get laid. I've never had V-Day sex. And if I had someone to fuck today it wold be BAMB. Cause I would go all out. This would be like my one day to really go all the fuck out an spoil the shit outta you.
Not gonna lie but valentine's is like the only day I'd want a bf just cause I have an excuse to be extra. Let's set the sceneeee.

My Perfect Valentine's Day
Hotel room, oh so necessary. Seeing as to how I don't live alone (an the man in question, we shall call "happenis" because 1. We don't know who this mystery man is yet (maybe I've met him, maybe I haven't) and 2. You can't say "happiness" w/o "penis") and Happenis probably doesn't either, given my track record with men who don't live alone. So I need to go somewhere. Far, far away. I wanna be able to lose all my inhibitions that night and not worry about getting arrested for indecent exposure.
Once the hotel is booked, time for me to spoil myself an get all prettified for him. So hair did, nails did, everything did cause I'm a fancy bitch. I swoop him, we enjoy a nice dinner (where hopefully he'd be a gentleman an pay for it). Go to the movies, and I wanna catch the late late show cause there's never anyone in the theater. So that gives me the opportunity to cupcake, make out (which I have oddly been feenin to do lately). Hell, I may even give him a lil head while I'm at it. But Mr. Happenis is only gettin a sample of what I got waitin for him. Back at the room, I already had one of my friends set the scenery for me: my candles are lit, got my mood music goin...so while he's taking a piss I strip down an stand at the door in nothin but stilletos an a smile:)
This would be his cue to push me up against the dresser an lift one of my legs up while I use the other leg to slide his pants to the ground. He gives me a kiss, but being the asshole that he probably is he's not gonna stick it in, he's just gonna rub it around. That shit really irk me when dudes do that. Your dick is already out just lemme have it! I gotta take the initiative an bring it in myself so I wrap my legs around him an slide him in myself. Slow thrusts turn into long fast strokes an I tilt my head back an he sucks on my neck, not missing a beat. My head is pounding on the mirror to the neighbor's room? IDGAF it's Valentine's day they should be doing the same! Pulls my hair an he bites my neck. Mmm...Pick me up an toss me on the bed. There's something insanely sexy about a man being able to carry me. Idk what it is I guess the strength turns me the fuck on.
On the bed I'll let him take the lead for a little bit, because I like being sub. But at some point while he's on top I'm gonna flip him over an turn the tables. Pin his hands above his head an it's time for me to ride out like its my birthday. (which, btw, I'm STILL waiting to have some birthday sex as well...just an fyi...) Obviously he's stronger than me so my time as a dom is up an he grabs my hips an slams me on his dick while I got my hands on his chest tryna steady myself. I get off, grab some lube an get on my stomach. He pours it on my ass an works it around before he slides in. Legs on either side of me he grips an slaps my ass. Raise my ass a lil bit so he hits at a different angle before gettin on all fours completely. One hand on my ass the other grabbing a fist full of my hair making me arch my back into him. He pushes me down an I roll on my back. I put one leg on his shoulder an he starts thrustin with his hands on my neck. Sweat drippin of him (which is hot, not all nasty like Mr. Can't-Keep-An-Erection man). I like being choked during sex. Hair pullin, ass slappin, bitin, I love it all.

Fuck. I can't even get into the positions I want without the urge to throw my damn laptop across the room. I'll just have to shorten this up a bit. Basically I ravished the fuck out of Mr. Happenis Man. Fucked an sucked him something fierce. I've got bite marks an hickeys everywhere, bruises on my ass an thighs where he spanked me. My hair is fucked completely up, I look like I just went to hell an back, makeup smeared...but its okay cause he still thinks I look good. I'm a sticky mess and need a shower ASAP. So I invite him into the shower, at this point not giving a fuck about my hair. In the shower I clean him up an he does the same for me. I turn around to grab something an he slips back in. Yay for shower sex. This time I make sure I have something to grab so I don't fall out an bust my ass like last time. Out the shower, time to dry off an go to bed.

I wake up before him an take advantage of his morning wood with a lil oral. Dicked down early in the am, it's all good:) Order some room service, breakfast in bed an chill an watch movies til check out.

SIDEBAR: Tryna figure out why the fuck the pizza man just texted me right now tryna kick it. It is fucking valentine's day. You have a fucking girlfriend. WTFFFF

Anyway doe...That's a Valentine's well spent if I do say so myself. Welp, there's always next year I suppose...*gasp* maybe I'll have a boyfriend by then!
As some of you may know I'm taking a brief hiatus. I don't feel inspired to write anything, feelin pretty shitty. Valentine's Day has nothing to do with it...Hopefully I get out this funk FASSST and hopefully you guys will still be here when I return:)

JUGGHEAD

Courtesy of SexInfo101.com.
"This some good pussy dawg please don't waste it" -Kanye West

"Valentine's day came early. Whatever you want, girl you deserve it...You got that red lipstick on, baby kiss me til ya lipstick gonee."
Miss Sixxxty, your very own freak of the industryy

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