Tuesday, June 8, 2010
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Sunday, June 6, 2010
Let's Talk About Anal.
I couldn't come up with any clever, cutesy name for this blog.
Because that's just it.
Anal isn't cutesy.
It deals with quite possibly the dirtiest part of your body (depending on your hygiene).
But I have come to learn that, done properly, its FAB.
Thought I'd start off with a story about The Big Carl and I.
LIGHTS OUT
This was our second meeting. After only one round I was ADDICTED.
So when he texted me and asked if I would come over, I had to weasel 5 bucks from my mom so I'd have enough gas to get over there lol. (Thank god I found a better paying job)
I arrive @ his townhouse and its eerily quiet.
That's because the PG&E got shut off. (The Big Carl only had sex once with the lights on. For the next 2 months the electricity was off lol)
I walk to his room and this loser is sitting in the dark bathroom and he's like "come here". So he shuts the door and we're in pitch blackness. I can't see shit.
Then he starts rubbing my thighs, comes up behind me, and finds my neck with his lips.
So I lean forward and press my ass into him and he yanks down my pants. I had gotten some sample lubes from this pleasure party a a few days earlier so I handed em over.
He stated "lube is for bitches" and emptied em out on my ass. Then he rubbered up, went inside, and started thrusting away.
At the same time he was giving meaning to the phrase "waxin' that ass". The combo was great. He'd rub an massage it while strokin, the lube was warming under his hands...it was AMAZEBALLS.
Then he slipped out and he tried to find his way in the dark. And he found his way to the back door.
I told you guys, TBC is not a thin man.
So he slowly eased in, and I let out a GASP. The kind that made me throw one leg on the counter top.
I compare the feeling to having my intestines ripped out through my ass.
Idk what even happened after that. Things were already pitch black, and taking him all in was too much.
I wasn't breathing because I was afraid I'd scream out in pain if I did.
Then he started massaging my ass and I relaxed for a bit.
Then things loosened up for a bit and I could actually enjoy it.
So while he was still inside we walked from the Bathroom to the bed and we finished the job there. It was incredible.
SIDE NOTE: I found out later he "claims" he didn't know he was in there until we left the bathroom O_o
So what words of wisdom can I offer you (for those who are willing to try, mind you)?
Well first and foremost TAKE A SHIT!
Thankfully I went to the bathroom before all this stuff went down so I had nothing to worry about. At least during the actual act.
Then you gotta be in a mindset for what you're about to do.
If your dude is a lil on the thin side, lucky you! You have it waaaay easier than a girl with a thick dude. Thin ones are just easier to take (for obvious reasons).
TIP: if your dude is a little on the thick side, you can invest in an anal plug to help stretch you out a bit. Or the free alternative; FINGERS. But remember shit comes out the dirtbox and noone wants their fingers smelling like shit from being in your booty for too long.
Anal feels waaay different from regular sex.
While most girls need some sort of clit stimulation during regular sex, anal has a whole different feeling (a good one). If you're dude is thin(er), or you think you're a sav an can take it all, i advise everyone to try it at least once.
BE PREPARED!!! after you have anal, your ass is gonna be kinda loose. I had to work immediately after this encounter, so even though i tried to walk as normal as possible, everyone knew what I had just been doing.
What accompanies the looseness? The ability to hold your farts in.
Nasty, yes. But true. But your muscles will eventually go back to normal in a few hours (or a few days, depending on how furiously y'all were gettin it in).
But we all know porn stars stick all kinds of crazy things up people's asses, and I don't hear anyone at the AVN Awards complaining that So-and-so can't control her gas. So no worries:)
This all being said, I enjoy anal, but I don't go asking dudes to fuck me in the ass.
If it happens without me passing out it happens lol
So I haven't left you guys with any homework in a while, I hope you're not mad at me:)
REAR ENTRY
Courtesy of SexInfo101.com
Simple, and easy for those easing into anal. Also allows you to bite the pillow and muffle your moans (or screams) :)
Love you lots,
Miss Sixxxty, your very own freak of the industryy
Because that's just it.
Anal isn't cutesy.
It deals with quite possibly the dirtiest part of your body (depending on your hygiene).
But I have come to learn that, done properly, its FAB.
Thought I'd start off with a story about The Big Carl and I.
LIGHTS OUT
This was our second meeting. After only one round I was ADDICTED.
So when he texted me and asked if I would come over, I had to weasel 5 bucks from my mom so I'd have enough gas to get over there lol. (Thank god I found a better paying job)
I arrive @ his townhouse and its eerily quiet.
That's because the PG&E got shut off. (The Big Carl only had sex once with the lights on. For the next 2 months the electricity was off lol)
I walk to his room and this loser is sitting in the dark bathroom and he's like "come here". So he shuts the door and we're in pitch blackness. I can't see shit.
Then he starts rubbing my thighs, comes up behind me, and finds my neck with his lips.
So I lean forward and press my ass into him and he yanks down my pants. I had gotten some sample lubes from this pleasure party a a few days earlier so I handed em over.
He stated "lube is for bitches" and emptied em out on my ass. Then he rubbered up, went inside, and started thrusting away.
At the same time he was giving meaning to the phrase "waxin' that ass". The combo was great. He'd rub an massage it while strokin, the lube was warming under his hands...it was AMAZEBALLS.
Then he slipped out and he tried to find his way in the dark. And he found his way to the back door.
I told you guys, TBC is not a thin man.
So he slowly eased in, and I let out a GASP. The kind that made me throw one leg on the counter top.
I compare the feeling to having my intestines ripped out through my ass.
Idk what even happened after that. Things were already pitch black, and taking him all in was too much.
I wasn't breathing because I was afraid I'd scream out in pain if I did.
Then he started massaging my ass and I relaxed for a bit.
Then things loosened up for a bit and I could actually enjoy it.
So while he was still inside we walked from the Bathroom to the bed and we finished the job there. It was incredible.
SIDE NOTE: I found out later he "claims" he didn't know he was in there until we left the bathroom O_o
So what words of wisdom can I offer you (for those who are willing to try, mind you)?
Well first and foremost TAKE A SHIT!
Thankfully I went to the bathroom before all this stuff went down so I had nothing to worry about. At least during the actual act.
Then you gotta be in a mindset for what you're about to do.
If your dude is a lil on the thin side, lucky you! You have it waaaay easier than a girl with a thick dude. Thin ones are just easier to take (for obvious reasons).
TIP: if your dude is a little on the thick side, you can invest in an anal plug to help stretch you out a bit. Or the free alternative; FINGERS. But remember shit comes out the dirtbox and noone wants their fingers smelling like shit from being in your booty for too long.
Anal feels waaay different from regular sex.
While most girls need some sort of clit stimulation during regular sex, anal has a whole different feeling (a good one). If you're dude is thin(er), or you think you're a sav an can take it all, i advise everyone to try it at least once.
BE PREPARED!!! after you have anal, your ass is gonna be kinda loose. I had to work immediately after this encounter, so even though i tried to walk as normal as possible, everyone knew what I had just been doing.
What accompanies the looseness? The ability to hold your farts in.
Nasty, yes. But true. But your muscles will eventually go back to normal in a few hours (or a few days, depending on how furiously y'all were gettin it in).
But we all know porn stars stick all kinds of crazy things up people's asses, and I don't hear anyone at the AVN Awards complaining that So-and-so can't control her gas. So no worries:)
This all being said, I enjoy anal, but I don't go asking dudes to fuck me in the ass.
If it happens without me passing out it happens lol
So I haven't left you guys with any homework in a while, I hope you're not mad at me:)
REAR ENTRY
Courtesy of SexInfo101.com
Simple, and easy for those easing into anal. Also allows you to bite the pillow and muffle your moans (or screams) :)
Love you lots,
Miss Sixxxty, your very own freak of the industryy
Wednesday, May 26, 2010
Threesome Etiquette:)
I got a suggestion for a blog today to write on proper threesome etiquette.
Wowzer.
That is something Miss Sixxxty can say she hasn't done yet. Regardless, I'm here to offer my words of wisdom:)
Let's get started
First things first, everyone needs to be on board. Generally speaking, its usually the guy who wants to introduce a third party into the bedroom. And the girl takes offense, like "What, am I not enough woman for you??" That is NOT the case. Its just about exploring a fantasy and he wants you to be a part of that. I personally don't see anything wrong with it, but if you are along the lines of "hell to the naw", let your partner know why you're not about to partake in such activities. After talking it out you may have a change of heart. But if not, to each his own.
Miss Sixxxty's How To on Threesomes (and foursomes, fivesomes...ect.)
Once everyone is on board, discuss the things that can and cannot happen, ie how much interaction is going on. What I mean by this is let's say your girlfriend agrees, on the condition she doesn't have to give the other girl head, or you don't want him to give her head an then kiss you..things of that nature.
Now that we have the technicalities out the way, it's time to pick a partner (or 3). Maybe you have some friends who would be interested in being a third n your bedroom olympics? Just realize if you have a threesome with a friend, unless its going to be an ongoing thing, there's going to be some awkwardness after the fact.
Maybe you don't want your uber conservative friends to know about what you like in the bedroom. There's always an alternative your (skeevy) neighborhood craigslist. Under "Causal Encounters" you click on what you're looking for: mw, wm, mwm, mww, ww, mt, ('T' stands for transgender, btw) there you can post an ad or browse ads. Some people even post pics. From there you take your pick. I don't advise Craigslist be the first place you go looking for your 3rd person, but if you decide to use it I would say meet the person IN person, have dinner or something, BEFORE the activities. If you're posting an ad, BE SPECIFIC. Explain that you guys are looking for a short, thin brunette with a big ass, or a svelte swede with huge tits and is properly landscaped. Use either your email or the one craisglist provides you. Common sense should tell you not to post up your number.
Now that we have some candidates lined up, the next step is choosing the right one. This is a sensitive area. Be careful to not pick someone who is "more attractive" than your partner unless you both agree. If you don't, the other person will think this is just some excuse to cheat on you with your beautiful neighbor and people get their feelings hurt. There's also a feeling of inadequacy tied into it too. Noone wants to keep comparing themselves to their 3rd party, it takes away the fun from the moment.
Random Thought: I've always thought about threesomes, and how I would go about the whole situation. I've been asked to be in a threesome with two guys, and one guy and a girl. I think if it was with another girl...if she wants to go down on me, then I'm not objecting. I just don't think I'm ready to lick some vagina. I love dick too much to cheat on him. So she can eat me while I give him head, or she can ride his face while I ride him. We can give him oral x2. The possibilities are nearly endless. As far as with two dudes...hmm...I don't think I could focus on two dicks at once:)
Once you guys have had your fun, and everyone is all sweaty and sex fonky, comes dismissal time. Is (s)he gonna leave promptly after the festivities conclude? Are you guys just gonna spoon until the sun comes up? Discuss this beforehand. Noone wants to overstay their welcome.
"Well THAT was fun! I'm tired..."
"Uh, you need us to call you a cab?"
AWKWARD.
I mean that's all I can really come up with...the basics.
I've only gotten one email (sadness) but I guess you guys make up for it in DM's so I can't complain. But the email is there AskMissSixxxty@yahoo.com.
I'm juss sayin...
Tonight's homework has nothing to do with threesomes, but I just thought it'd be fun.
BENDED KNEE
Courtesy of SexInfo101.com.
I really REALLY need to get my issue...This position, I could throw my head back an he could suck on my neck. Mmm...
Hope y'all are keepin up on your homework:)
Miss Sixxxty, you very own freak of the industryy
Wowzer.
That is something Miss Sixxxty can say she hasn't done yet. Regardless, I'm here to offer my words of wisdom:)
Let's get started
First things first, everyone needs to be on board. Generally speaking, its usually the guy who wants to introduce a third party into the bedroom. And the girl takes offense, like "What, am I not enough woman for you??" That is NOT the case. Its just about exploring a fantasy and he wants you to be a part of that. I personally don't see anything wrong with it, but if you are along the lines of "hell to the naw", let your partner know why you're not about to partake in such activities. After talking it out you may have a change of heart. But if not, to each his own.
Miss Sixxxty's How To on Threesomes (and foursomes, fivesomes...ect.)
Once everyone is on board, discuss the things that can and cannot happen, ie how much interaction is going on. What I mean by this is let's say your girlfriend agrees, on the condition she doesn't have to give the other girl head, or you don't want him to give her head an then kiss you..things of that nature.
Now that we have the technicalities out the way, it's time to pick a partner (or 3). Maybe you have some friends who would be interested in being a third n your bedroom olympics? Just realize if you have a threesome with a friend, unless its going to be an ongoing thing, there's going to be some awkwardness after the fact.
Maybe you don't want your uber conservative friends to know about what you like in the bedroom. There's always an alternative your (skeevy) neighborhood craigslist. Under "Causal Encounters" you click on what you're looking for: mw, wm, mwm, mww, ww, mt, ('T' stands for transgender, btw) there you can post an ad or browse ads. Some people even post pics. From there you take your pick. I don't advise Craigslist be the first place you go looking for your 3rd person, but if you decide to use it I would say meet the person IN person, have dinner or something, BEFORE the activities. If you're posting an ad, BE SPECIFIC. Explain that you guys are looking for a short, thin brunette with a big ass, or a svelte swede with huge tits and is properly landscaped. Use either your email or the one craisglist provides you. Common sense should tell you not to post up your number.
Now that we have some candidates lined up, the next step is choosing the right one. This is a sensitive area. Be careful to not pick someone who is "more attractive" than your partner unless you both agree. If you don't, the other person will think this is just some excuse to cheat on you with your beautiful neighbor and people get their feelings hurt. There's also a feeling of inadequacy tied into it too. Noone wants to keep comparing themselves to their 3rd party, it takes away the fun from the moment.
Random Thought: I've always thought about threesomes, and how I would go about the whole situation. I've been asked to be in a threesome with two guys, and one guy and a girl. I think if it was with another girl...if she wants to go down on me, then I'm not objecting. I just don't think I'm ready to lick some vagina. I love dick too much to cheat on him. So she can eat me while I give him head, or she can ride his face while I ride him. We can give him oral x2. The possibilities are nearly endless. As far as with two dudes...hmm...I don't think I could focus on two dicks at once:)
Once you guys have had your fun, and everyone is all sweaty and sex fonky, comes dismissal time. Is (s)he gonna leave promptly after the festivities conclude? Are you guys just gonna spoon until the sun comes up? Discuss this beforehand. Noone wants to overstay their welcome.
"Well THAT was fun! I'm tired..."
"Uh, you need us to call you a cab?"
AWKWARD.
I mean that's all I can really come up with...the basics.
I've only gotten one email (sadness) but I guess you guys make up for it in DM's so I can't complain. But the email is there AskMissSixxxty@yahoo.com.
I'm juss sayin...
Tonight's homework has nothing to do with threesomes, but I just thought it'd be fun.
BENDED KNEE
Courtesy of SexInfo101.com.
I really REALLY need to get my issue...This position, I could throw my head back an he could suck on my neck. Mmm...
Hope y'all are keepin up on your homework:)
Miss Sixxxty, you very own freak of the industryy
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