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Saturday, September 4, 2010


Dearest babes an gents, as I sit here at my place of employment, bored as fuck, I decided to scroll through my emails and post (&& answer) some frequently asked questions for you.
Some of them are beyond hilarious lol.
Let's gooooooooooooooo

Q: Why are your nipples pink? I thought black girls had brown nipples?
A: I honestly have no idea. They just are. And I like em that way:)

Q: Do you like white guys?
A: You'd be amazed at how often I hear this question lmao...but yes, I like white dudes. Hell, if you're cute I like you lol.

Q: Have you ever been with a white dude?
A: Yessssssssssssssss.

Q: I wanna bust a fat ass nut on you?
A: Congratulations.

Q: Are you a panty, thong, boyshort or g-string kinda girl?
A: I like em all. I have a panty fetish.

Q: Aren't you tired of just fucking hella niggas dont you want a relationship with someone?
A: "This relationship shit, is too much for me. I wanna fuck, be friends and live comfortably."

Q: What is the reason why you have sex?
A: Because I enjoy it. Why does anyone have sex?

Q: Would you ever make a sex tape?
A: Probably. But I would keep the cam:)

Q: Have you ever considered being with a girl?
A: On occasion.

Q: Spit or swallow?
A: I'm a quitter lol

Q: Can you squirt?
A: Idk why this question keeps coming up. I have never gushed in my life.

Q: How many people have you slept with?
A: Take your number, divide by 2, then subtract one:)

Q: Do you suck dick?
A: Obviously...


Q: Does size REALLY matter??
A: Put it this way: you ain't gotta be big but you can't be small, okay?

Q: Do you like to masturbate?
A: I prefer the real deal.

Q: Fave pornstars/scenes?
Hmm...don't have a favorite actor/actress...but I do like this scene, even though its not in english.

Kamilla Vs Kendra brought to you by PornHub
OR watch it here via mobile web.

Q: What's your problem with guys having pubic hair??
A: I just don't like it. No one likes choking on pubes during oral. I'll deal with it, but I'd enjoy it much more if you manscaped like I landscape.

Q: What's the one thing you will NOT do?
A: I'm down to try anything that doesn't involve me licking your asshole && getting peed or pooped on.

Q: Craziest place you've had sex?
A: ...Probably the sex toy coming soon. lol

Q: Lights on or off?
A: Doesn't matter but dim is the best

Q: Got any toys?
A: One.

Inneresting lol.

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Oooooh, baby. Tonight is the Back To School Jam. Fingers crossed that I find a prospect:)

Miss Sixxxty, your very own freak of the industryy

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