Dearest babes an gents, as I sit here at my place of employment, bored as fuck, I decided to scroll through my emails and post (&& answer) some frequently asked questions for you.
Some of them are beyond hilarious lol.
Let's gooooooooooooooo
Q: Why are your nipples pink? I thought black girls had brown nipples?
A: I honestly have no idea. They just are. And I like em that way:)
Q: Do you like white guys?
A: You'd be amazed at how often I hear this question lmao...but yes, I like white dudes. Hell, if you're cute I like you lol.
Q: Have you ever been with a white dude?
A: Yessssssssssssssss.
Q: I wanna bust a fat ass nut on you?
A: Congratulations.
Q: Are you a panty, thong, boyshort or g-string kinda girl?
A: I like em all. I have a panty fetish.
Q: Aren't you tired of just fucking hella niggas dont you want a relationship with someone?
A: "This relationship shit, is too much for me. I wanna fuck, be friends and live comfortably."
Q: What is the reason why you have sex?
A: Because I enjoy it. Why does anyone have sex?
Q: Would you ever make a sex tape?
A: Probably. But I would keep the cam:)
Q: Have you ever considered being with a girl?
A: On occasion.
Q: Spit or swallow?
A: I'm a quitter lol
Q: Can you squirt?
A: Idk why this question keeps coming up. I have never gushed in my life.
Q: How many people have you slept with?
A: Take your number, divide by 2, then subtract one:)
Q: Do you suck dick?
A: Obviously...
***UPDATE***
Q: Does size REALLY matter??
A: Put it this way: you ain't gotta be big but you can't be small, okay?
Q: Do you like to masturbate?
A: I prefer the real deal.
Q: Fave pornstars/scenes?
Hmm...don't have a favorite actor/actress...but I do like this scene, even though its not in english.
Kamilla Vs Kendra brought to you by PornHub
OR watch it here via mobile web.
Q: What's your problem with guys having pubic hair??
A: I just don't like it. No one likes choking on pubes during oral. I'll deal with it, but I'd enjoy it much more if you manscaped like I landscape.
Q: What's the one thing you will NOT do?
A: I'm down to try anything that doesn't involve me licking your asshole && getting peed or pooped on.
Q: Craziest place you've had sex?
A: ...Probably the sex toy shop...blog coming soon. lol
Q: Lights on or off?
A: Doesn't matter but dim is the best
Q: Got any toys?
A: One.
Inneresting lol.
FIRE HYDRANT
Courtesy of SexInfo101.com.
Oooooh, baby. Tonight is the Back To School Jam. Fingers crossed that I find a prospect:)
*waves*
Miss Sixxxty, your very own freak of the industryy
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